CHA CHA CHAPTER 5 !

YAY !

Okay, like usual, I have a few things to say, Pack crush all, go Javon Walker, Bucks crush all, go Michael Redd, Jesus crush all, HOORAY !

AND WHY CAN'T I WRITE LONG CHAPTERS ! THIS CHAPTER IS $#$ING SHORT !

And also, for that guy who keeps telling me to put in SC characters I didn't want to put in, I have stuff to tell you…In THIS story, Taki, Yunsung, Hwang and Voldo will make a cameo. Heck, to make sure your happy, I'll even put Darth Vader in it ! And the NEXT time you tell me how to run a story, I'll give you a $#$ing TIME-OUT !

THE STORY CONTINUES…

Mina Kilik and Talim were running away, as they escaped the beating of a milk jug from

Astaroth. As they were running, Kilik slipped into a hole.

OH Crap ! NOOOOO ! Kilik yelled. Save Me !

Unfortunately, Mina and Talim thought he was a cow, and kept running.

Buhahahahaahahahaha ! said a voice. (and when I say said, I mean said. It didn't laugh. It said. )

I Got you now !

The figure took a step forward. Kilik saw who the figure was. It was Astaroth.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Kilik said.

Several hours later, Mina and Talim realized that Kilik was gone.

Hey, Mina said, where's that guy with the stick ?

He has been kidnapped. Said a voice

Who's there ? Asked Talim

A guy fell out of the trees. Some call me the beacon of death, others call me the guy who does the worm, but you my friends, can cll me Voldo, and I'm a man. Heck, I'm a Female Man !

It was at that moment a wrecking ball came and knocked Voldo into Minnesota. (Stupid Culpepper)

ANYWAY…

When Kilik woke up, he realized that several people were standing over him.

Yo, dawg, said one. Astaroth says here dat you's a new slave. You's gotta do what he says. Ya'll got 23 hour and 59 minute workshifts, and a 1 minute spanking shift. NOW GET TO WORK,FOO !

After then, Kilik had nothing, but to do stuff.

SLAVE ! said Astaroth, Get Me Hot Water !

Slave ! Go wash the windows !

Slave ! Rub oil on my back as I lick honey of your A$$ !

It seemed as though Kilikcould stand it no longer, until he heard a voice. (Sorry about all the voices, but that's the best I can think of)

Hey you ! said the voice.

Kilik immediatley recognized the person.

It was Yunsung, from the dojo.

Hey ! Look at Me ! said Yunsung, I'm Yunsung !

Next to him was Hwang.

Hey ! Look at me ! said Hwang. I'm Hwang ! The guy in the original Soul Edge, and was run out of buisness by Yunsung. And you know what ? I'm going to kill him !

Hey, foo, I'd like to see you try ! said Yunsung.

And at that moment, the same wrecking ball knocked Both of them to Minnesota.

Mina and Talim were looking around for Kilik when they saw a shop. A plastic Surgeon shop.

Oh, let's see if someone in there knows where Kilik is ! Talim said

They both walked in, and saw,well if you've played Soul Calibur, you know who.

It was Taki, prostetic boobs and all.

Um, hi. Mina said. Hace you seen ,uh guy with a stick ?

I sure have. Said Taki, and Several women too.

Oh, uh, not that stick, a, um staff. Replied Talim

Isn't that the same thing ? Taki asked.

Then the door suddenly burst open. (No, a wrecking ball will not knock Taki into Minnesota. Even though I don't like her, People will get mad at me if I do.)

In walked a man in a cloak and a mask.

I can take you to the one you seek. He said.

THE STORY CONTINUES…

Okay, um that's the end of the 5th cahpter. Yes, Vader will be in it, maybe Taki, and, hopefully no more wrecking balls.

Until then, Hooray, Pack, hooray Bucks, and HOORAY GOD !

Jeez, this is short.