First: Thanks to everyone who reviewed.
Second: I need a new head of security, seeing as my old one had been telling everyone that this was his idea. Anyone who is looking for a volunteer job and/or knows anyone w/ muscle power, please feel free to contact me either by review or email. The old head of security was flame-broiled by the recent flamer i recieved from a friend. Anyways, anyone who is interested whom I haven't already hired, please say so. Thank you. (As of 12: 14 A.M. my friend, Ninmast, as graciously taken the job, due to the fact he'll know someone strong enough to rangle Gary.)
Last: Any other "shows" you want to suggest, please feel free and I'll see what I can do. For instance, I could do a Beyblade Fear Factor next. If anyone out there would like to see that please include that in your review.
Now: Your Featured Presentation....
Know your stars.........Know your stars............Know your stars.....................Know your stars..............
Spencer Whale-guy..................He's afraid of cotton candy.
"Why would anyone be afraid of cotton candy?" Spencer asks, totally weirded out, "Only an idiot would be afraid of cotton candy"
And that would make you an idiot. Spencer Whale-guy..................His worst enemy is his shadow.
"No one's worst enemy is their shadow. That's just stupid," he argues.
Do I need to say more on the topic? Spencer Whale-guy..................He uses mustard for shampoo.
He rolls his eyes as he says, "No I use regular shampoo like everyone else."
Explain the mustard colored hair, then. Spencer Whale-guy..................He drinks from the toilet.
"You're an idiot. Only dogs and psychos drink from the toilet."
Spencer Whale-guy..................He likes to disect brains.
"What? That's totally rediculous. Why anyone believes you is beyond me. I don't disect brains. that's just gross."
Spencer Whale-guy..................He tried to feed steak to a vegetarian.
"Why? That's insulting. Not only to me."
And now you know Spencer Whale-guy.
"No they don't! They only know that your a cold-hearted B........."
He's abruptly cut off by my security guards and is dragged off the stage.
Coming up Next:
" is a carny."
"Carny? Where, baby?"