CHAPTER 6! WOO HOO! YAY! ALL RIGHHT! YAY!

Okay. Hello people. I haven't written in a while, so ah, yeah. I couldn't write because my friend came over, and then we were on the computer, and then we did, ah you don't care.

ANYWAY…

The Packers are 2-9 this season, and Javon Walker broke his leg. Hmm. Now I'm sad.

ANYWAY…

The story continues.

"Gah!" said Kilik. "I can't take much more of this!"

"Slave!" yelled a guy. "Get the $#! over here right now!" "I got a bunion the size of Mount Rushmore that needs some rubbin'!" Now get over here!"

Kilik then swore under his breath.

"What did you just say boy?"

"Erm, I, uh, didn't say anyth….

"YOU SHUT THE $#!$ UP,FOOL!" "I GONNA GIVE Y'ALL A LICKIN WITH MY PANTS! Y'ALL NEVER GONNA USE SUCH FOUL LANGUAGE IN FRONT OF A LADY!

Though Kilik hadn't noticed it, the person who had said that, was a lady.

No lie. Seriously.

Really. So, have you seen Lord of the Rings? It's kind of like that. The women Dwarves have beards. But in this case, female, um, muscular fatties are, well, muscular, and fatty. Yeah. Let's go with that.

ANYWAY…

The female…man, took up his, uh, her mace, and began to beat Kilik. She rose the mace up to strike, then Kilik ripped off a bystander's arm, and began to fight.

He narrowly dodged the blow, then slapped the female man with the arm.

"OH POTATOES!" she yelled, and then disintegrated.

"Hey!" That guy hit a girl, who looks like a man!" said a guy. "According to the official muscular fatty rulebook, it is illegal to hit girls that look like men." "It's okay if they're regular ones." "Ones that look like men turn us on." "So, uh, let's kill that guy who disintegrated the female man that turns us on!"

The muscular fatties, (I think I've overused that, so now I'll call them, um, Majellins)(like a felon) The Majellins charged at Kilik, and began beating him with pancake mix.

"NO!" "NOT AUNT JERAMIAH'S!" "It tastes great, BUT I'M ALLERGIC!" "NOOOOOO!"

"Soon after, Kilik had took his last breath.

"I'm taking my last breath." He said

After that, Kilik died.

"I died." He said.

Kilik then reappeared standing again.

Hooray! Said a voice. "Round 2!"

Round 2 started, and the Majellins started to beat Kilik again.

He died again.

"Dang it!" he said. "I died again."

Talim and Mina followed Darth Vader very closely, for he moved quickly, for an old guy who got his limbs cut off by Obi-Wan.

ANYWAY…

He led them to a grayish platform, and stopped.

"Why did we stop?" Mina asked.

"Join me, children." Said Vader. "Join me on the dark side." "We need a couple of hot girls on the dark side." "Seriously, I was taking roll call for the Vader posse the other day, and there was only me, and that old guy that killed Mace Windu." "We need hot girls."

"Mmmm." said Talim. "Interesting proposition." "What's the catch?

"Umm, your free will, perhaps?" answered Vader.

"Okay, sure." Answered both of the munchkins.

OMG! I actually wrote a semi long chapter! I should get like, a medal, or something. I'm so happy. Oh, I got Soul Calibur 3, and it's SEXY! I created an oompa-loompa army! And their SEXY!

Yeah. So, that's chapter 6 for you. Yes.

Don't tell, I was supposed to be doing my math homework, but I didn't feel like it, and wrote this. I feel bad now.