Hey, guys, guess what! I'm Baa-aack!
Let the madness ensue.
Know your stars…..know your stars………….know your stars………know your stars……..
'Boris….Evil-guy…….He has no real soul.'
"That's insane!" Boris shouts, who is currently being held down by my new head of security, Ninmast.
'Boris Evil-guy….he sold it to be the best and still lost.'
"You're just trying to make me feel bad, aren't you."
'Nope, it's your own fault you dealt with the devil. Boris Evil-guy……He lives with his mother. (No offense is meant, I swear! Only to Boris!)'
"I do not!"
'Boris Evil-guy….he's had one too many encounters with a bug zapper.'
"Who in their right mind would play with a bug zapper?"
'I don't know; you tell me. You do it. Boris Evil-guy…..he owns an industrial sized bug zapper.'
"I do not, only someone insane would do that….someone like you!"
'Whatever. Boris Evil-guy…he's actually a carney.'
"Carney? Where, baby?"
All of a sudden, Austin Powers is on the set looking around for the carney.
'Wait, who let Austin Powers into my set? '
The camera cuts to outside my studio where the two security guards are lying unconscious on the ground.
'Go figure…'
"He's in the chair," Ninmast says.
As Boris tries to run, Austin tackles him and starts to punch him, because, everyone knows Austin Powers hates carneys.
(Again, no offense was meant to anyone other than Boris Evil-guy)