Hey hey hey!

Welcome again to my newest chapter! What is this, 7? Anyway, the point is, my story will guarantee happiness to you. And if you aren't turned on by this…crappy story, well, um, I dunno.

ANYWAY…

I got a couple reviews from my last update. (Couple, meaning one) Apparently, some guy wants me to put Yoshimitsu in my story. He also wants me to mention that Astaroth wears a thong. So, Yoshimitsu's gonna have a cameo. Yay cameos!

AUTHOR'S NOTE:

THIS IS THE SECOND WORST CHAPTER I HAVE WRITTEN. ENJOY!

Also, I got Soul Calibur 3, and everything is different. I'm going to have a few plot twists to make it fit in with SC3.

So, the story continues…

"Look at me!" said Astaroth. "In SC3, I'm a big red guy who talks in complete sentences!" "But right now, I'm a tub of lard who can't talk!" "Look!" "There's a giant pool of electric needles!" "I think I'll jump in now!"

"Oh look!" "A night school!" "I think I'll take some lessons right now!"

"Hooray!" "I'm completely Soul Calibur 3-atized!" "Yay!"

And that was plot twist number one.

"Well, here it is!" said Vader. "The official Vader Posse Headquarters!"

Mina, Talim, and Vader stepped in.

"Why is everything so dark?" Mina asked.

"As soon as you sign the "I am part of the Vader Posse club, and I say death to the Rebels" contract, your eyes will be opened, and you will see the dark side." "Now sign here."

Mina and Talim then signed the contract, and sure enough, they saw everything in the clubhouse. There was a podium, three chairs, and a butchers shop. And standing next to Vader, was Chancellor Palpentine. Better known as Darth Sidious. Heh. He's got the hood, and stuff.

"Why do you have a butcher's shop in the middle of your, um club?" Talim asked.

"Question the leader and DIE!" Sidious yelled. He then backhanded Talim, and was knocked unconscious.

"Hey!" Mina exclaimed. "You backhanded her, and knocked her unconscious!"

"Yes." answered Sidious. "I backhanded her and knocked her unconscious." "You to can do that too when you learn…the force."

"The force?" Mina questioned.

"The force." answered Sidious.

"The force?" Talim asked, as she got up from the ground.

"YOU!" "SHUT YOU #$!ING MOUTH, FOOL!

Sidious backhanded Talim again, but this time, he used the force.

The force? Mina asked.

Talim flew back into the wall; it shattered. She then lay there motionless.

"Wow." said Mina. "How can I learn…the force?

"You can learn the force, when you join my five week force training program!"

"YAY!"

Later…

"Okay." Said Vader. It's time for Vader Posse roll call." "Palpentine?"

"Here."

"Talim?"

"Here."

"And, Seung Mina, no wait, that's how you say it in Soul Calibur 2, due to crappy translation!" "I know, I read stuff on the internet." "I'm internet-tastic!" "We must now 3-atize your name!"

"Japanese guy!" "Come here!"

"Translate this name right here, and then uh, call Namco crappy translators."

"That's, uh, Seong Mi Na, and , um, you suck at translating. Namco."

The Japanese guy vanished into a puff of smoke.

And that was plot twist number 2.

HEY EVERYBODY! THIS CHAPTER SUCKS SO FAR! IT SUCKS!

Anyway, they took role, and sat down.

"Look at me!" said Yoshimitsu. "I'm Yoshimitsu!"

Yoshimitsu then disappeared. I hope your happy now, guy who wanted Yoshimitsu.

Okay, you know what? This chapter sucks. And since everybody wants me to do something that I didn't want to do, I'm just going to stop this chapter right now, and do a soap opera chapter next. So, I hope your all happy.

Fags.

That concludes chapter 7. No go away.