Kevin comes now! Did you know I had to hire Jeff Corwin to help me capture him? Jeff is really funny and he's nice. Anyways, back to the story.
"Know your stars……… Know your stars……… Know your stars……… Know your stars………"
'Kevin………' the announcer stops and asks what his last name is. Of course, no one knows. 'Oh well. Kevin…………He used to live with turtles, before he lived with monkeys……..then he lived with the people of that small village.'
"Has anyone told you you're insane?" he asks.
'How bout you? Kevin………….he likes to bite off chicken's heads.'
"That's totally gross, also a bit dangerous."
'So? Kevin…………………..he is chieftain to Club Dumbass.'
"You just cussed, and no, there is no such club," he tells the announcer.
'Yeah……whatever, you're the founding and only member. Kevin…………………….his mother dresses him.'
"What's so wrong about that?"
'…………………..' The auditorium is so quiet that you could hear a pin drop.
A pin drops.
(Ha ha, guys, very funny!)
'You're joking…………right? Kevin…………he's a wet noodle.'
"What? I don't know what you mean."
'Because you can't see me, I'll tell you I'm giving you a 'What the hell' look.'
"What!"
'Nevermind. Kevin……….he likes Gary.'
"No I don't! Who would?"
'Now you know Kevin, the lowest friend a guy could have.'
"no they don't, they just know that you're……….um………" and he falls silent because he can't think of a good comeback.