Host: Freedra!
My # 1 assistant: Blackie
Other assistants: fallen angel wiv horns
Enchanted Crimson Rose (Crimson)
Svart Mirai
Head of security: Ninmast
Other security: ChibiLaryla II
YamikaiemiBlackAngelMaritamai (Yami)
And other big, strong people…
Stage crew: Bluephoenix17
Kit Anika- Wildmage
Prisca-Angel
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I owe you all the biggest freakin' apology ever cuz I'm such a lazy btch and never finish what I start. Please forgive me and I hope that you will continue to read my fic/ tv show. Thank you.
Now, on with the show!
We now move to the Home of the brave and the Land of the free. Yes, Ladies and gents, that's right, the U.S.A, where we will find our next featured tar—
"Freed," Svart says, "You're doing it again."
"Doing what?"
"Using the wrong words. The line is 'Our next featured guests'."
"Right."
Where we will find our next featured victims, I mean, sufferers, I mean, special guests.
Svart just shakes his/her head (please tell me which is the appropriate one.)
As my security guards bring in our next guest, the most famous theme starts playing………………………..
"Know your stars………know your stars………………….know your stars……….know your stars…………."
'Steven………Jock………..he—.'
Ring ring
'Hold on a sec. Hello? Blackie, where are you? ...Oh? Oh, that's too bad…………yes you can have the rest of the day off if you're feeling that bad…….yes of course………….mm-hmm……………mm-hmm…..Alright, feel better.'
click
'Alright……Ste--."
Ring ring
Steven is starting to get slightly annoyed by all of the "sudden" phone calls.
'Hold on. Yes? What? …….No I did not order 72 large anchovy pizzas………..No, you must be mistaken……Either that, or it was Miriam's order. You know what? I think it was…..why don't you send those to her? Alright? ……….Good. Yep, no problem.'
click
'Alright, now……where was I?'
"You were about to say something about me," Steven says.
'Right, he--."
Ring Ring
'Hold on. Yes? Ninmast? What is it? ………A break in? Huh, do you know who it is? ……………….Oh, Carney-phobic hasn't left the building yet? sighs yeah, yeah, don't mention the you-know-whats that work at carnivals. Got it. ……….Yeah? Oh, that's just great. Alright, get animal control to re-capture that little grease monkey. Yep, no problem. Thanks, bye.'
click
"Wow, you're sure popular."
'It's the price of fame, I suppose.'
"Now how about me?"
'What about you?'
"Aren't you going to talk about me?"
There is a muffled, "Is he kidding?" from somewhere in the audience.
'Steven Jock…………..he's an idiot wanting me to talk about him!'
"Hey….oh, oops."
'Steven Jock…………….Any similarity between him and a human is purely coincidental.'
"Now wait a minute!"
'Now you know Steven Jock.'
"No they don't, they just know you're extremely popular! Come back!"