Disclaimer: I don't own them, i am not that lucky -le sigh-
Warning: Yaoi, lots of blasphemy for all Oz lovers, and overall crappiness. Enjoy!
A/N: Thanks for your reviews! Here is chapter 2!
Naruto in Oz! ch2
As they ventured further, both boys noticed small buildings surrounding the spiral which led off passed the bushes.
"Wow...small..."
Sasuke smirked at his boyfriends remark, it wasn't like he was huge himself. He was almost a full head lower than Sasuke, something they fought about a lot. They stepped onto a small bridge with Naruto tentatively calling out for Kakashi and Sakura, Sasuke was looking around so he was the first to notice a pink-ish bubble floating down out of the sky. At first he stared, what harm was a bubble? But after a moment of it getting lower and bigger he tugged on the hand he still held and got Naruto's attention.
"What?"
Pointing up, Sasuke watched it getting even bigger.
"Huh? A bubble? What's that about?"
"Hn."
Naruto gave Sasuke an annoyed look for the simple, Sasuke-like answer before turning his attention back to the bubble, it was bigger than both of them now and almost touching the ground. Squinting a little Naruto noticed a form taking shape, at first it was just a blurry form but it grew and solidified until both boys blinked.
"Tsunade-baa-chan?"
The woman who looked exactly like the fifth glared crossing her arms over the large pink gown covered chest. Her long blonde hair was down and wavy while the dress was puffy as hell and way too girly, she wore a shimmering silver crown and in one hand held a long wand looking object. Both boys suspected that was exactly what it was. Her blonde eyebrow ticked while she eyed the two.
"So?"
Sasuke and Naruto exchanged a look of confusion.
"...So what? What are you doing here baa-chan? And where are we? And where's Kakashi and Sakur-..."
The boy ducked avoiding a swipe with the long wand which Narrowly missed catching Sasuke upside the head. Tsunade glared down at Naruto, hands on her hips.
"I am not this baa-chan. I am Tsunade, the Good Witch. Show some respect brat!"
Okay. Being Hokage was too much strain and she lost her mind. It was sad, Naruto would be sure to visit in the asylum.
"But baa-cha-.."
Again he ducked, Sasuke had been expecting it that time and avoided it completely.
"Tsunade brat! Explain yourselves, who are you two and are you good witches or bad?"
Yup. Completely bonkers.
"We're not witches, and you know us. Sasuke and Naruto, remember?"
"Sasuke and Naruto?..." She put a finger to her lips in deep thought before shaking her head, "I don't recall ever meeting you. But that isn't the question here. Are you two good or bad witches?"
Naruto growled, his infamous short temper showing as he glared at the woman.
"I said we're not witches! And where are we!"
She heaved a exasperated sigh and rubbed her temples, "You are in The Hidden Munchkin Village. I was called here to see if the two who killed the wicked witch of the east are good witches or bad. So?"
"You've lost it."
"Shut it, Dobe."
Naruto looked to Sasuke who seemed to be in deep thought, not an unusual occurrence for him, but still it made Naruto pause.
"What?"
"I think its best we get away from here and try to find Kakashi and Sakura, then head home. Just answer their questions and play along until then. Alright?"
Naruto thought for a moment, but slowly nodded, "Fine."
"What did you mean killed the Wicked Witch of the East? We didn't kill anyone."
Tsunade lifted a eyebrow and pointed to the shed which they had hidden in and Naruto noticed a pair of legs sticking out with stripped stockings and shining red sandals on their feet. Naruto immediately figured Tsunade would be pissed and smiled nervously while rubbing the back of his head, Sauske found the image completely adorable but kept that to himself. Now wasn't the time to allow the blonde to cause him a nose bleed again or have to run to the bathroom to relieve his 'stress'. Later maybe. But not now.
"Oops..."
"Hmmm...well, it seems you're good witches." Pausing to look away from them and toward the small town she spoke slightly louder.
"It's okay to come out everyone, it seems these two good witches are hero's."
The boys watched with mixed emotions as small people began coming from the homes and tree's, dressed in normal ninja garb and watching them wearily. Naruto muffled a giggle at how cute they all looked, that is until Sasuke whispered in his ear. Something that usually sent shivers down his spine, but in a very good way.
"They're even smaller than you."
"Fuck you Teme!"
Naruto rounded on his boyfriend, still holding his hand though, and swung as Sasuke dodged. After a failed right hook Naruto turned back around fuming, and ready to ignore Sasuke for the rest of his dream. Because as he noticed a very small version of Kiba, Shikamaru, and Lee he had to admit this was all probably just a dream. They all were whispering amongst themselves and Tsunade beside him spoke again.
"This calls for a celebration! The Wicked Witch is dead!"
There was a loud (well, loud in a small way) cheer and Naruto smiled waving a little to the small people who were beginning to crowd them. The excited crowd had already began talking of a festival for the celebration after the under taker had officially told them The Witch was indeed dead. Sasuke had seen Naruto preparing to decline but shook his head, there was something strange going on here, for some reason no one recognized them or knew anything about Konoha or any of that. It seemed someone was either screwing with them, or they were in a technique still.
They agreed to stay for the party, earning another cheer and Tsunade's smirk. However not even fifteen minutes into setting up decorations everyone had insisted on, there was a loud bang and a mass of purple smoke exploded in the center of the spiral. A deep, very creepy laughter filled the air as chills shot up the boys spines and small villagers fell to the ground or ran for cover. Sasuke prickled as he felt a familiar hatred.
Sure enough, when the smoke cleared there was a tall man, wearing miles of dark fabric with pale skin and long dark hair, in one hand he held a broom, and atop his head sat a pointed hat. He looked his golden snake-like eyes to the side at the two legs still sticking from under the house, then to Sasuke and Naruto. Both glaring back equally pissed.
"Who did it? Who killed my friend, Itachi the Wicked Witch of the East?"
Naruto heard a thud behind him as Sasuke's hand was jerked form his and looked down to see Sasuke, prodigy of Konoha, number one rookie, and all around amazing ninja...had face faulted. Naruto watched in shock as Sasuke pulled himself from the floor and stared at the feet.
"You've got to be kidding...Itachi?"
Orochimaru nodded and began walking toward them, snapping Naruto from his near hysterical laughter he was fighting and Sasuke from his confusion and shock. They both got in fighting stances and prepared, but Tsunade put her wand out in front of the boys.
"Keep to yourself, you have no power here, Wicked Witch of the West."
Orochimaru glared and didn't look like he was going to back down, "Besides, aren't you forgetting something? The ruby sandals, maybe?"
At that his attention switched again and he stalked toward the feet.
"Ahh, yes. How could I have forgotten. They will finally be mi-..."
As he got close enough to reach them, they disappeared and the feet shriveled up, pulling under the building, Orochimaru's smile faltered and he glared up at them. "Where are they! They're gone!"
Tsunade pointed down with her wand and the two boys followed Orochimaru's gaze to Naruto's feet.
"Wha...?"
Naruto's sandals which had been typical uniform sandals were now replaced with the ruby red sandals, Orochimaru made a growl that sounded more like a hiss as he glared worse.
"Give them to me, they're mine!"
He got up and reached for them but Naruto jumped back, helped along by Sasuke's tugging his arm. Stumbling a bit the boy fell backwards, landing in the river with a loud splash. Orochimaru started toward him again but Sasuke and Tsunade stepped in the way, there was a tense moment where a glare was shared between them all but Orochimaru scowled at Sasuke.
"I'll get you, and your little boyfriend too!"
Then he turned and with the same flash of purple smoke and a burst of flame, he was gone. Sasuke turned letting his breath out as he looked down, smirking slightly, at his boyfriend who was pouting in the water. Completely soaked.
"So who's dream is this, mine or yours?"
Naruto scoffed but stood mumbling something about a nightmare as a few of the now again revealed munchkins took him off to get changed. He really was too cute all wet like that.
TBC!
Yeah...I am pretty sure writing this is akin to smashing my forehead against a building...Gomen