Disclaimer: I don't own them, i am not that lucky -le sigh-
Warning: Yaoi, lots of blasphemy for all Oz lovers, and overall crappiness. Enjoy!
A/N: Welcome to another crazy beyond reason chapter of Naruto/Oz crack thought up by a fangirl with too much free time! XD Alas my fan and loved ones the next chapter won't be here very soon, unless due to divine intervention, because i have lost my Wiz -o- Oz movie X3 I kinda forgot what happens next, but i am planning to borrow my grandmothers and get moving on it again XD So lose hope people! I shall return somewhat kinda maybe a little soon... -cough-
Naruto in Oz! ch3
Sasuke held back a laugh behind his hand and bit his lips to stop the sound as he looked Naruto over again from behind as they marched in silence along the yellow brick road they had been told to follow. The boy had been totally soaked and thanks to the fact he couldn't fit even a foot into the trousers the male munchkins wore he'd been forced to squeeze into a dress, much to his horror and Sasuke's pleasure. The boy was now in full pout mode stomping away from the town wearing a blue dress that was almost too short for him and showed a wonderful portion of his legs with a white apron on and wicker basket carrying his soaking clothes completing the incredibly sexy look. Add in Naruto's fierce blushing, constant attempts to pull the dress down, and pouting face and Sasuke was still mopping up a persistent bloody nose. Of course, no matter how hot Naruto looked like that, it didn't stop him from finding the situation completely hilarious.
Of course the boy also still wore the red sandals, the 'witch' Tsunade had threatened him if he took them off, apparently they had strong magic and couldn't fall into the wrong hands. Naruto had refused to stay in the village once he was forced to wear the dress so they were told probably the only person who would help them get back home was the Grand Kage of Oz. After instructions that Sasuke was sure would be better suited for a song and dance number they began following the yellow brick road. And naturally Sasuke being himself, took the time alone to fully appreciate the new outfit on his still very untouched boyfriend.
Naruto looked over his shoulder at Sasuke and glared. "Shut up teme! I hear you laughing jerk!"
Sasuke smirked and shook his head, eyes never leaving the teasingly high riding back of the dress. Just a little more and he would get to see Naruto's finer parts. As he silently prayed he spoke to the fuming boy.
"Hn. I am not laughing. But if you would like to shut me up we can step off the path..."
The blonde blushed a brilliant red and turned away crossing his arms, "Pervert."
Sasuke only nodded, he was in position to fight the surprisingly accurate accusation, not with his nose still threatening him with massive blood loss. It wasn't like this should have come to any great shock to Naruto, since they had become a couple he'd been trying to touch the boy as much as possible. It wasn't his fault the boy was so...edible. Walking up a few steps to catch up with Naruto he fell into step with him and slyly ran a hand along the exposed thigh. Naruto made an incredibly feminine peep and jumped away from the grope, however Sasuke was at his limit with the eye show, the strain in his pants was evidence enough of that. Instead of allowing Naruto to pull away he grabbed the boys slender waist, he loved how Naruto could be so cute and helpless looking, but still be the strong loud Naruto. It was what had drawn him to the boy in the first place.
"What are you doing, ero-Sasuke"
Sasuke ignored the question/insult and pulled the boy in, looking down into the blondes bright and challenging cerulean gaze. Naruto was glaring and blushing though he wasn't trying to pull away, but he wasn't making any move to close the remaining distance. Sasuke decided that would have to be his job and moved forward, Naruto took on the deer in headlights look for a moment but again, he didn't move away. Always a good sign. Closing in he landed a soft kiss on the boys lips, nothing serious, just a light brush of the Uchiha's lips against Narutos. He was testing the water so to speak.
He decided it was okay just to dive right in.
He moved closer, pressing the boy against the corn fields fence, and shuffling his feet and pressing against Naruto, he slid a leg between the smaller boys and kissed him again. After another brief pause he parted his lips against Narutos and lightly licked at the blondes lips, asking or entrance the boy hesitantly allowed. Just like that Sasuke got his first (willing) taste of the boy, and just like their first accidental kiss, it was impossibly good. Sasuke moved is tongue against Naruto's as the blonde slowly responded, shifting slightly the Uchiha pressed his leg further between Naruto's. The smaller boy gasped into the kiss, tensing and trembling with either uncertainty or excitement, something else Sasuke loved about Naruto. He never ceased to surprise or arouse him. His heart was thudding against his chest as he released Naruto's mouth and let the boy catch his air as he moved his kisses down to the blondes neck.
Something twisting in Sasuke's stomach was sending the 'this is it' message to every part of his body, Sasuke wanted to have Naruto right there on the road, and probably would have to...if it weren't for the voice that came to them just then.
"Oh?...I've found something good..."
Both boys knew that voice and jumped to attention, looking toward the sound...but they saw nothing but a field of corn and a crudely made scarecrow that looked...looked kind of like...
"Ano sa...did the scarecrow just talk?"
Sasuke shrugged and studied the figure, it looked so familiar...
"Awww...why did you stop? It was just getting good."
That time they both saw the scarecrow's lips move and it finally clicked!
"Kakashi!"
Sasuke was again thankful, not for the first time, that Naruto could perfectly voice the surprise in them both, both boys having completely forgotten the situation they had just been seen in.
"What the hell are you doing here, Kakashi-sensei? Where's Sakura-chan?...And what happened to you"
The scarecrow cocked its head at the questions and Sasuke took the confusing moment to observe the scarecrow. He had stitches and patches all over his body and wore a baggy black shirt with a pair of baggy old jeans, it was a strange look on their teacher, but he didn't really look like Kakashi at first. Save the upright silver hair and partially covered face. His eyes were stitched at half-mast and he had various pieces of straw sticking from himself, he was also tied to a pole and looking down at them from a crow covered steak.
"Yo...I am Kakashi...but I am Kakashi the scarecrow...I don't know any Sakura-chan...and I am here because this is where the farmer put me."
The way he said it was like the thought it should have been perfectly obvious, Naruto groaned.
"Not you too!"
Sasuke silently agreed, this was too weird...and he wanted to finish what he'd started earlier! The harsh reminder between his legs wasn't letting him forget what they had left unfinished. Damn Kakashi! Naruto was cursing the man too but he was sure it was for different reasons.
"Have you lost your damn mind man!"
Naruto was now up in Kakashi's face, having climbed on the pole to do so while Sasuke hadn't been paying attention. Now he was offered a full veiw up the barely there dress and had to cover a nose bleed again as he leaned one arm against a tree a little away and tried to get himself under control.
"...Panties...dear Kami-sama, he's wearing panties...I..I think I'm going to rape him..."
Naruto, who hadn't noticed the threat to his chastity going on behind him, had finished shouting himself hoarse at Kakashi. Well...the scarecrow version.
"So...you don't know either of us"
"Right."
"Or anything about Konoha?"
"Aa."
"Or Sakura-chan?"
"...I said that already." He smiled and sweat dropped, "And I thought I was the one without a brain."
Naruto missed the insult as he sighed and got off the post helping Kakashi down as well where the man stood, looking like he would fall with any movement, "Well...maybe we should take you with us anyways."
"Where?"
"We're going to see the Great Kage of Oz to ask him to send us home."
Kakashi looked thoughtful for a second before nodding, "I think I will, who knows, maybe I can get a brain while there."
Naruto just gave him a confused look before motioning to Sasuke and fighting back a blush as he recalled the boys actions earlier...maybe he would keep the dress on for a while longer, Sasuke seemed to like it. Smiling at Sasuke's stare he grabbed the Uchiha's hand and started forward with Kakashi wobbling behind them. However after a second the man spoke, sounding like he was giggling behind the mask.
"By the way...Naruto was it?"
Naruto nodded.
"...Nice dress."
The blonde blushed and turned pointing and shouting while Sasuke started laughing again and Kakashi smiled innocently.
"Fuck you asshole!"
TBC!
Yes, this is getting stranger by the chapter. Lets call this Sasunaru meets Disney crack 3 On the upside this is interesting as hell to write! XD