A/N: Okay so!...Sorry i wrote Owari, didn't mean ta XDD Gomen! This story will continue for i think maybe two more chapters.

Disclaimer: I don't own them, i am not that lucky -le sigh-

Warning: Yaoi, lots of blasphemy for all Oz lovers, and overall crappiness. Enjoy!

Naruto in Oz! ch5

Naruto was almost full to bursting with excitement as they finally climbed the winding path up to the front gates of the Hidden Village of Oz. He was all but dragging Sasuke up to the doors with him as everyone else followed calmly, or nervously in Hinata's case.

"Naruto you're going to pull my arm out of the socket! Calm down!"

He would have ignored the boys shout had it not been followed up with a smack to the back of his head. Naruto turned and glared at his boyfriend.

"What the hell Sasuke! You didn't have to hit me!"

"Hn. Whatever Dobe, you wouldn't have listened if I didn't." Naruto was about to curse at him until he leaned in and spoke again, "You know you learn things better with your body."

The blush was all over his face before he could stop it and cursed, turning away though still holding the Uchiha's hand.

"Stupid."

Sasuke simply chuckled while they waited for the others to catch up, Kakashi was again reading a book he said he'd found when the farmer dropped it in the field. Gaara was talking to Hinata who was blushing and asking about his bear.

Naruto bounced from foot to foot waiting until they were all there, once they were he turned grabbing the long rope and pulling. Off in the distance a bell sounded, however almost immediately a circular window opened in the door and a man appeared sighing. He rested his head in his hand and looked down at them with lazy eyes.

"...Didn't you see the sign?"

Naruto blinked, "What sign?"

"The sign on the door."

The group was silent as they looked over the door, as they all had thought, there was no sign.

"...There is no sign."

The man who was a spitting image of Shikamaru, meaning he probably was, rolled his eyes and leaned down looking around the door. However after a second he mumbled something about this job being tiresome and disappeared only to come back a moment later and reach out putting the sign on the door and shutting the window.
"What's that?"

Sasuke leaned in and read aloud. "Doorbell is broken please knock."

Sasuke shook his head, this please was completely fucked up. He was honestly looking forward to getting home.

"But he just came to the doorbell!"

Sasuke sighed waving the boy's protest away, "Just knock, Dobe."

Naruto pouted, "Don't call me that bastard." But then he knocked the large knocker on the door.

Again a moment later the same Shikamaru person popped their head out.

"That's better. What do you want?"

Naruto smiled, "We want to see the Kage of Oz!"

The boy scoffed, "No one see's the Kage, not no one not no how. I haven't even seen the Kage."

Kakashi piped up, "Then how do you know he exists?"

Shikamaru stared for a moment before he went to shut the door again, "I don't have time for this-..."

"Wait! We need to see the Kage! Tsunade The Good Witch sent us!"

He paused, getting back into position and narrowing his eyes. "The Good Witch of the North sent you?"

He and Naruto nodded and he scoffed, "Prove it."

Gaara spoke, "He's got the Ruby Red Sandals."

"Yeah! See!"

Naruto pointed to the shoes and the boy thought for a moment before nodding, "Alright then. Come on in."

He closed the door and Naruto grinned, "I knew having me with you would get you places."

Sasuke smirked, "Yeah, I'm hoping the next stop is a bedroom."

Naruto blushed and punched his arm, none too gently either, before mumbling something about perverts and stupid boyfriends.

Going in they paused seeing a carriage waiting for them with a purple horse drawing it. Even Gaara looked shocked at that one.

"What kind of horse is that!"

The man laughed biting the cigarette in his mouth while smiling at them through a short brown beard, Sasuke was getting a headache from the familiar faces with no memories of them. He was sure if he started asking Asuma-sensei about missions or how Choji was coming in his training he would be tossed out and labeled insane.

"This? Oh! This is the horse of a different color everyone is always going on about."

Naruto cocked his head, "I thought that was just a saying..."

Sasuke piled in the carriage behind the others, sitting next to Naruto. "Don't ask questions Naruto, incase you forgot Gaara is made of metal and hugging a teddy bear and Hinata is a lion."

His blonde paused then nodded, "Got it."

They rode on with Naruto oohing and awwing at everything, Sasuke had to admit it was a pretty city. They were taken out of the carriage and much ot their surprise they were shoved into various chairs and Kakashi was placed on a table. They started tearing out his stuffing and replacing it while someone set to work on Gaara with a buffer and Hinata was getting makeup and her hair curled. Sasuke himself was pounced on and could barely see through the girls fluttering around him brushing and patting at his face and hair. Naruto next to him was making objective noises as the same was probably done to him.

Sasuke was trying to ask questions but had to quickly close his mouth as he was patted with power and hot towels. He was seconds from blowing his top when they finally pulled back, Sasuke sprang out of the chair and was ready to hurt someone. However he looked over to Naruto wanting to know what happened to his boyfriend and was stopped mid breath. His hair was cleaned and brushed the glow from the gold locks almost blinding him, he had makeup on highlighting his whiskers and making his eyes all but glow. He was even wearing some light lipstick making his lips look full and incredibly kissable.

Naruto was far from as impressed as Sasuke was with the new look, what the hell were their problems! They had even shoved some tissue down the dress to make it look like he had breasts! Glaring angrily at the girls who were smiling sweetly, pulling the tissue from his dress he turned to shout and saw the others had been primped as well, Hinata's mane was curled and she had a bow in her fur. Gaara had been buffed and shined and Kakashi was full of new stuffing, he went to see what Sasuke looked like but stopped. The Uchiha was a little away shaking hands with the girls who had been attacking him, he was thanking them for the good work. Naruto smiled evilly and cracked his knuckles.
Kakashi admired his new stuffing and looked toward one of the ones who had been stuffing him.

"What's with the beauty treatment?"

He smiled kindly, "Everyone must look their best when visiting the Kage!"

That made sense enough in his straw mind and he looked over, Naruto was dragging Sasuke behind him, the Uchiha sporting a collection of bumps on his head and a goofy grin on his face. Gaara smirked and Hinata giggled as they followed the very cute couple.

"Eeek!"

"It's the Witch!"

Naruto froze and released Sasuke who jumped up beside him, they looked to where everyone was pointing and saw Orochimaru flying through the sky a black cloud coming from the end of his broom. He was spelling something out:

S-U-R-R-E-N-D-E-R T-H-E L-I-T-T-L-E B-O-Y-F-R-I-E-N-D-S

Sasuke cursed and Naruto glared up at him, "Bring it on asshole!"

"Shut up!"

Sasuke grabbed Naruto and took off in the direction the panicked masses had been racing while shouting about asking the Kage for help. However once they got there an old man was standing outside the doors waving his arms. Everyone slowly calmed enough for the man to speak.

"The Kage says there is no problem, calm down, it's safe. Please return home, there is no problem."

Repeating himself a few times he finally got them to disband, however they remained and went up to the steps.

"We need to see the Kage-..."

"Nope no one gets to see the Kage! Not no way not no-..."

Sasuke grabbed his ridiculous bow tie and pulled him down shouting into his face, "I don't want to hear that bullshit. Let us in or we'll go in!"

The guy laughed taking Sasuke's hand off his bow tie and straightening his hat enough for him to see he was the Oz version of the Hokage.

"Calm down, I'm sorry but no one gets to see him"
Sasuke was about to hit the man, Hokage or not, but Naruto grabbed his hand. "Stop it Sasuke! Beating up the guard isn't going to get you in any sooner!"

The Uchiha of course saw the logic in that, but damn it! He just wanted to go home! He took a deep breath and sighed, Naruto smiled at him.

"Geez, you're too hot headed, Teme."

Naruto leaned up and kissed Sasuke's forehead, the completely unnatural show of affection in public from the boy erased Sasuke's anger in an instant. The man spoke from behind them, they turned to see him punch his palm.

"Oh! You're the witched 'little boyfriends'!"

Sasuke cringed at the way he said it but nodded with Naruto who looked disgusted as well. Nodding to himself the man turned toward the door.

"Well, that makes a difference now! I'll go announce you immediately!"

After he disappeared through the door everyone let out a collective sigh of relief. They all sat on the stairs to wait, Kakashi smiled looking really happy.

"We're so close! I all but have my brain!"

"I can almost feel my heart beating."

"I can't wait to h-have my cou-courage!"

Sasuke smirked, even if this was a dream they all looked pretty happy, Naruto next to him was grinning.

"As soon as I go home I am going to eat so much ramen! Then I am going to see Iruka-sensei and-..."

"Dobe. As soon as we get back, we're going home."

Naruto pouted, "Eh! Why!"

Sasuke smirked and leaned in whispering to his little blonde, no one knew what he whispered, but when he was done Naruto turned an unheard of shade of red. He sat and sputtered while staring at the ground and trying to curse at the Uchiha. Sasuke smirked looking pleased with himself and leaned back on his hands. Kakashi was dying of curiosity but didn't have a chance to ask as the old man came out again. They all stood and waited as the man took a deep breath.

"He said for you to go away"
There was a moment of silence before Naruto cursed, "That's such bullshit! We came from so far away! He has to see us damn it!"

Sasuke grabbed his arm and tried to call him off but the next thing he knew Naruto had shouted.

"Henge!"

They were all covered in Chakra dust for a moment before it cleared and there Naruto stood in all of his naked female glory. Sasuke looked at him blankly but the old man stared for one second before he was sent flying backwards from the blood shooting from his nose. Naruto giggled jumping up and down before turning to grab Sasuke who put a hand on 'her' face.

"Not while you're a girl, Usuratonkachi."

Naruto smirked against his hand and transformed back before pushing his hand away and catching his other. He was grinning widely and Sasuke knew it was because he liked knowing someone liked him more as his regular male self. He again almost jerked the Uchiha heir off his feet as he was hauled through the rather lengthy hallway until it opened out into a large room. At one end was a collection of large pillars spewing smoke and flames as well as colors and lights, in the center of it was a large head floating and see-through.

A deep voice boomed into the room echoing and deafening. "I am the Great and Powerful Kage of Oz! Who are you!"

Naruto stepped up smiling his wide grin, "I'm Uzumaki Naruto! Next Kage of Konoha! Remember it damn it!"

Sasuke grabbed the back of Naruto's dress and tugged him back, "Calm down stupid."

"What do you want?"

"I want-..."

"I am the all powerful Kage! I know what you want!"

"Good, then send us home!"

Ignoring Naruto's outburst the voice spoke again, "And you! Tin-child! Come forward!"

Gaara hugged his teddy and moved forward a few steps, "I'm-..."

"You have the nerve to come to me asking for a heart! You tin can!"

Gaara glared and backed up, what was that guys issue?

"Scarecrow! You blundering bale! You expect a brain from me!"

Kakashi hadn't payed any attention, he was mid paragraph in his book, the voice boomed once again, making the remaining member of their group jump.

"And you lion!"

Hinata let out a single 'eep!' before she fell back in a dead faint, Naruto glared icily at the faint image of the man's head in the flames.

"What the hell's your problem man! You didn't have to scare her like that when she came here for help!"

The man scoffed, "I have every intention of helping you all."

At that they all looked up at the head, including the previously passed out Hinata, "Really!"

"Yes! But to prove yourselves worthy you must complete a small task first."

"Task? Like a mission?"

The head nodded, "Bring me the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West!"

"WHAT!"

-TBC-

tee-hee, okay, I need to stop writing on this one and work on Carpe Jugulum XDD Geez, such an irresponsible ero-authoress I am!