Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or the sentence "your mom goes to college" or Vans.
I'm sorry I couldn't post more of "Denial is not just a river in Egypt" but my mom is choosing which stories I get. Anyway, enjoy!
Chapter One: Your mom goes to college
Mr. Suzuki ranted on in monotone at the front of the class. "Now, children, I expect all of you to go to college. . ."
A masculine voice piped up in the back of the classroom. "Your mom goes to college."
A few smothered giggles rang throughout the room. The professor turned to a boy with his feet propped up and his chair tipped jauntily back. "Mr. Ito, if you would come to the front, please."
The boy stood up, his black and red Vans hitting the floor. He had purplish hair pulled back into a ponytail and lilting violet eyes. His stride was cool and measured, causing the chain link belt to jingle.
He was wearing a black shirt with "I think I'm turning Japanese" stenciled across the front. He had acquired this shirt in America. His pants were black cargoes. Girls were shooting him appreciative glances as he headed up front. "Yes, sir?"
"Go down to the office. I've had enough of your smartness."
The boy saluted smartly. "Yes, master."
Mr. Suzuki sighed. "Leave, Miroku, before I lose it."
Miroku winked and walked out of the room. He strolled into the office and grinned at the teenage assistant behind the desk. "Sango! How're you?"
Sango blushed. "Fine. What're you doing here? This is the second time this week!"
Miroku shrugged. "What can I say? My mouth just won't stay shut."
Sango giggled." Nice excuse."
A teacher came up. "Sango, you're supposed to be working, not talking to your boyfriend."
Sango's blush deepened. "He's not my boyfriend!"
The teacher smiled, then whirled on Miroku. "You! You horrible boy! Stay away from her! She doesn't need you!"
Miroku nodded, dumbstruck. The teacher calmed somewhat. "All right, take a seat and let's hammer out your punishment."
Miroku hopped up on the desk in front of Sango. "Yes, let's."