Thanx for da reveiws! I'll try updating my othe story but first, this one will be updated first cuz my friend keeps bugging me to update! wah!coughshe'sthe3rdreveiwercoughcough...
Chapter 2
"Okay...Is everyone ready for the next round of Truth or Dare?" Selphie shouted energetically...while a second ago she was about to pound someone's head off...
"Yeah...As long as you don't try to KILL us AGAIN!" Leon/Squall pointed out...
"Oh don't worry...I will...Truth or dare...Wakka...?"
"Dare me, ya?"
"I dare you to go outside and sing the barbie song like you're gay!"
"Fine..." Wakka went outside and sung the barbie song...then all of a sudden, everyone in the neighborhood came out of their houses and shouted
"SHUZZUP!" while throwing their shoes at Wakka...And then a police car comes outta no where and starts to chase Wakka...0.o...Yuffie and the gang looked out the door and watched as Wakka was being clobbered by shoes and being chased by the police car back and forth over and over until the orange haired guy just starts running towards...SORA'S HOUSE...He ran through the door and closed it behind him...as a bunch of shoes could be heard hitting the door
"YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO COME IN HE-" Sora shouted but got interupted by the police car CRASHING into the door sending poor Wakka flying across the room! ...ouch... but he's okay folks! ...I hope...(sweatdrops anime-style)
"Omg...I told you! You weren't supposed to come in here!" Sora pouted.
"Whatever. At least I did the dare." Wakka said sitting back on the floor while everyone else sat back also. "Namine T or D.."
"D."
"I dare you to go to Disneyland..."
"YAY!"
"And get beaten up by Mickey Mouse!"
"NOOOOO!"
At Disneyland...
"Hey Mickey! Come and beat me up you fucking lozer!"
"What did you call me!" Mickey said in an evil tone...
"A lozer! That's what I called you!"
"Why you little!"
They ran through the whole park until Namine somehow smashed into a pole that appeared from an alternate universe created by aliens!
And so...Mickey beat Namine up with a teddy bear...0.o...Mickey's evil teddy bear that is so soft you can't even feel a thing! Amazing...
Back at Sora's...
"T or D Leon! ...or Squall...or whatever your name is..." Namine said..."You better pick truth...I have a really good one to ask you..."
"You're not fooling me you fool, Dare."
"You idiota. It's called reverse psyhcology! I dare you to fall off the stairs over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over!"
"Oh fuck no..."
"Oh fuck yes!"
"..." Sooo...He went up the stairs and fell down...
"Ow...Yes I got through it! Oh no I have to go again..."
"Owee crap help me oh lord!"
"Ouch...yay! the second time is over! Crap I must go again...(slow and dramatically) NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Everyone just stared at him as he went through the never ending cycle of talking to himself and falling down the stairs from hell...0.o
"I guess being a bit TOO quiet has gotten to his brain..." Cloud stated...
"Oh and YOU'RE not quiet Cloud?" Rikku said.
He says nothin...
"That's what I thought."
Okay...After Leon/Squall...omg SCREW THIS! I'll just call him Squall!
"It's Leon..."
Too bad! Anyways...As I was saying...After he came out of the cycle of doom he went back to his seat...
"Truth or dare Cloud..."
"Truth.."
"What was your most embarassing moments?"
"The time when Tifa, Yuffie, and Aerith forced me to go shopping with them and I ended up being the one that holds everything including their 'girl' stuff...if you know what I'm saying...and everybody thought I was gay!"
"Oh yeah! I remember that!" Yuffie laughed. "It was so funny! You should've seen the look on your face Cloud...It was PRICELESS!"
Cloud took out his sword...
"Go any further Yuffie..."
"Okay, I get it!"
"Truth or Dare Sora..."
"Dare."
"I dare you to get a makeover by the girls and then go down to the strip club strip in front of the guys, pretending that you're a girl!"
"Oh shit..."
The girls giggled and took him to a room. After a while they came out and Sora looked exactly like a girl! So he went to the strip club and stripped in front of the guys... But then the guys looked at him suspiciously
"Dude...Are you a...guy?" Asked one of the guys.
"Uh...yes...I mean NO! No...yea that's the word."
They raised an eyebrow at him or 'her'.
"Are you sure..."
"Yup"
All of a sudden one of the guys took off 'her' wig and screamed...
"OMFG! YOU FUCKIN PERV!"
"Uh..."
Then some lez out of no where asked Sora out...
"Aw FUCK NO!" Sora ran out of the club and back to his house and went into the bathroom... Everyone in the T or D circle could hear puking sounds coming from the brunette 0.o...After that...Sora came out of the bathroom and sat down with a pale horror-striken face...(I don't blame him 0.o)
"Truth...or...dare...Riku..."
"Shit! Fine, Dare."
"I dare you to give Barney a kiss!"
"Oh hell no..."
Just then Barney appears...
"Omg...I thought I killed him!" Yuna blurted out...
"Come give me a hug little silver headed freak..." Barney said in his stupid horrendous ugly dumb voice.
"Um...Do I HAVE to kiss him?" Riku asked nervously.
"Yup" Sora simply said.
Riku went up to the purple freak and kissed him...omg I'm sooooo gonna have nightmares tonight!
"Okay! Could I beat him up again pweaze?" Yuna asked with puppy dog eyes.
"No! I wanna beat him up!" Riku said drinking listerine...even though he's supposed to die from that but he's not dieing...
"Fine! We'll both beat him up!"
"Okay!"
Then they disappeared in a cloud of smoke along with Barney in it...Then they went to the railroads and tied him on the rails ...Then a train passed by a killed Barney once again! Then Riku and Yuna went back to Sora's place and sat back in their seats...
"Man that felt good!" Riku exclaimed. "Now...Truth or dare...Tidus..."
"Dare..."
"I dare you to..."
Haha...Cliffhangy! Now hunt down my friend and make her stop bugging me to update this one instead of the other ones! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!