Joanna Wheeler(me): Okay, welcome to my Yu-Gi-Oh! Christmas Fan Fiction!
Joey(my younger brother): Huh? I didn't know it was Christmastime!
Joanna: It's not, you dolt. I just felt like doing a Christmas theme! It'll be fun!
Eric Ishtar(1)(my youngest brother): It's offsetting to the atmosphere!
Joanna: So?
Eric: So, you can't do a Christmas theme in the middle of Spring!
Joanna: I can do whatever I want. I'm the authoress.
Eric: So? I'm the Co. Author
Joey: And I'm the Editor!
Joanna: Do you think I give a care?
Eric: Not really...
Joanna: Good, because I don't! Bring InuYasha out here!
Eric: What? Inu-chan's gonna be in this too?
Joey: That was completely unexpected...are Kagome and the others gonna be here too?
Joanna: No.
Joey: Why not? That don't make no sence.
Joanna: As they are currently spending the holiday in Greece, Inu's staying with us. Now get him out here!
Eric: Yes ma'am! comes back with inuyasha
Inu: glaring at her What?
Joanna: Don't make me hurt you, mutt-face. Now say your line before the people get bored with our mindless chatter.
Inu: She does not own Yu-Gi-Oh, InuYasha or any other animes that might come up here. She does not own Wal-Mart, Walgreens, Target or Best Buy, or Teen Titans. She does not own "The Shonen Jump" or "The Seneca Falls Convention(2)". She also does not own "Trader Joe's." Happy?
Joanna: Good boy! pets head Now, on with the ficcy!
Inu: growls
Chapter 1"Bakura, have you gotten everything we need?" Ryou asked his Yami as they were walking home from Target. They had been shopping for Christmas supplies such as: tinsel, ornaments, lights and stockings. They also bought a few extra remotes for the T.V. at their place(3). Everyone was going to have Christmas celebration at their house. Bakura had objected to this gathering completely, but as Tristan, Joey, Yugi and his Yami, Joanna(me again) and her Yami(Yami Joanna), Eric, Tea, Mokuba, Serenity, Malik and his Yami and Mai had gone with it, Bakura had been outruled, and he was infuiated by it.
Bakura looked into the bag. "Let's see...we've got the camera, tinsel, ornaments, lights, stockings, stocking stuffers, candals, a Mega-huge lighter, wrapping paper and the frilly little bows that go on top in here," he said.
Ryou nodded in satisfaction. "Good. I think that was everything...wait!" he exclaimed, checking the list again. "Ack! We forgot the masking tape!"
Bakura shook his head. "We'll get it tommorow. I've done enough shopping today, and I'm whiped out," he said, sitting on a nearby bench.
"We're not done yet!" Ryou said frantically, pulling Bakura up from the bench. "We still need to get things for dinner."
"I totally forgot about that."
"Yes, you did," Ryou said, turning back to the store.
"But I thought the girls were getting the food," Bakura said, thinking back when they were at InuYasha's house.
"I guess they did say that..." Ryou said, thinking back too.
"Then we don't have to be here," Bakura said with relief. "Let's just get the hell out of here so we can put this stuff away," he continued, hitching the bag over his right shoulder and continuing to walk on with his hikari. As they entered their house, there was a massive break-out of yells coming from the living room. They turned into it to see InuYasha and Joey having a shouting match, everyone else was either watching T.V. or watching them shout.
"You baka! I thought you were going to get them!"
"Nuh-uh! You were gonna get 'em!"
"Who said I was gonna get em?
"You did!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Oh yeah!"
"Listen, you blonde, I'm a demon, not a shopper!"
"Too bad, it was still your job!"
"Ahem!" Ryou said, standing inbetween the two enemies. "What is this all about? You were all given a job, and that job was supposed to be carried out. Now, who was in charge of getting the batteries?"
"InuYasha was!"
"No I WASN'T!"
"InuYasha, why would he say you were if you wasn't? Now, I specifically told you to go ge the batteries from Best Buy. You did that, correct?" Ryou asked, looking at Inu politely as he talked. InuYasha threw the several packs of batteries at him and sulked off. Ryou picked up the pack of 32-batteries(4) from the floor with satisfaction.
"Okay, let's get started decorating!" Ryou said. Everyone shouted at this and grabbed something out of the bag.
(To Be Continued...)
(1)Eric Ishtar is the Nephew of Marik. He's also Joey's adopted brother from my YGO: Trouble In High School fic
(2)My history teacher lectured us on the Seneca Falls Convention a few days ago, so i remembered it and decided to put it in the fic
(3)In Teen Titans, when they were tracking down that one dude who brought stuff to life with his remote, Cyborg said that they had nine remotes. I thought that was sooo funny, so I decided to include it in
(4)Okay, so me and my mom were at Home Depot one day. And we were looking for batteries and we found this huge pack of AA and AAA batteries on the shelf, and it was like 32 batteries in each one! And they were at least 6 dollars a pack, and we could get like 2 batteries at Wal Mart for the same price. So we got 2 of each, and now we have 62 AA bateries and 62 AAA batteries. I thought it was so funny
Joanna: omg, I'm finally finished with the first chapter!
Yami Joanna: how does it take a person 5 months to write one chapter?
Joanna: sorry! it's just that i was grounded for a long time because of my grade, and i havn't been able to update it! whining
Yami Joanna: oh shut up, you damned hikari. quit whining about your grade
Joanna: crying loudly b-but i got a D!
Yami Joanna: you got a 3.0 anyway...
Joanna: but i got a D!
Yami Joanna: her hands pressed together i swear i'll never rob tombs again if you make her shut up...
Joanna: sniffling p-please review, and we'll see you next chapter...
Yami Joanna: if we ever make it to the next chapter...