Hey peeps! Get ready for more craziness! Literally... and Riku was about to dare Tidus somethin ok? Just to refresh ya'll's memory.

Chapter 3

"...Wear a skirt and a tube top! Then you must go into the mall and go shopping in Victoria's Secret!" Riku finished.

"Oh fucken shit!" Tidus went into the room and found a skirt and a tube top...Then he went into the mall while everyone he went passed was just staring...and staring...and StArInG... A couple of people were like wtf? Some of the girls fainted...and when Tidus went into Victoria's Secret, EVERYONE fainted...0.o...he must've looked REALLY stupid to pull that off...0.o In the background you could see the rest of the group laughing their heads off...Then Sora took a picture of Tidus and put the pic on Ebay! Then they went back to Sora's place...Tidus totally himiliated BIG TIME..

"Umm...hold on a sec...Who's drawer did you go through to get that skirt and the tube top?" Yuna asked Tidus...

Tidus looked very nervous..."Y-Yours...?"

"WHAT? WHY YOU LITTLE BITCH! I'M GONNA GET SOME REVENGE ON YOU WHEN IT'S MY TURN TO TRUTH OR DARE!"

"Shit...T or D Wakka!"

"D!"

"I dare you to wear a tutu and go to a little girl's school of ballet! And actually take the lesson!"

"Crap..." So Wakka wore a really tight tutu and went to the school of ballet for little girls... He took lessons...and kept tripping every one second 0.o... one second passes by...trip...another second...trip and another and another and anotherand another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another...

"Omg Wakka! You are such a great dancer! You shall perform in front of everybody!" The teacher said...she must be blind!

"Neva!"

Wakka then ran out and back to the house...Slammed through the door...and ran into the bathroom to get himself changed...Outside you could hear him struggling like crazy...

"Fuckin tutu! It won't come off! Too tight! I'm gonna get Tidus for this!" All of a sudden you could hear him tripping over something and crashing into everything...just trying to get the tutu off...

A week later...

Wakka storms outta the restroom...

"I FINALLY GOT IT OFF!" To find everyone sleeping... "WAKE UP PEOPLEZ!" He screamed as everyone woke up...all but Yuffie...After a few seconds Yuffie jumps up and starts screaming hysterically...

"OMFG! THEN ALIENS ARE ATTACKING! RUN!" Then she jumped out the window (crashing the glass in the process) and ran to the airport...to find...BARNEY! (0.o)

"OMG! IT'S BARNEY! I SHALL GO ALL NINJA ON YOU! HIIIIIIYAH!"

this shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S Again, this shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S This shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S

"Come and give me a hug little cockroach..."

Yuffie REALLY got ticked off so she ended up throwing him ALL the way into the sky and watched him get run over by a giant airplane...and then a jetplane...then a swarm of starwars ships...that all came from thin air...

"Oh yeah! Uh huh! I'm da bomb! Oh yeah!" She sung...Then Sora and peeps came to bring her back to the truth or dare death circle...

"Yuffie what...happened?" Sora asked cocking an eyebrow up...

"Let me hear you say, this shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A- S ! This shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S! Again, this shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S! This shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S! Huh? Oh I beat up Barney that's all."

"WHAT! I WAS SUPPOSED TA BEAT HIM UP! WAH!" Yuna and Riku shouted simutaneously.

"Whatever, let's just get back to the (scary music plays) evil...horrible crazy scary spooky weird funny wtf? hell stupid pshyco truth or dare circle of doom! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...aka ehcsswfwhsptodcod..." Riku announced...

Back at 'the house'...(has scary music again)

"Okay, Kairi, T or D?" Wakka said FINALLY being able to dare someone...or ask somethin...

"Dare."

"I dare ya to dress like a hobo and sit out on the street while begging everyone hysterically for money like a madman...er...girl..."

"Okay. I can handle that...I hope..."

She dressed like a hobo and went to the street...when a person passed by she went CRAZY...The women just stared at Kairi as she went nuts...

"PLEAZE GIVE ME SOME MONEY PWEAZE! I'M GONNA DIE! PLEAZE! I WON'T RAPE YOU I PROMISE! PLEAZE...PLEAZE..." She then started to cry hysterically while clinging onto the person's legs... The woman just stared at her...

"Omg sure! I'm rich so I'll give ya half of my money since I only make ten billion dollars a day and I'll also give ya a limo!" She said..

"OMG! REALLY!"

Back at 'the house'...

Kairi came crashing in with all the riches in the world! She hugged Wakka VERY tightly...

"THANK YOU WAKKA FOR DARING ME THAT CAUSE I JUST GOT RICH! I HAVE A LIMO RITE OUTSIDE RITE NOW! THANK YOU!"

Everyone glared at her...

"STUPID WAKKA! WHY DID YOU DO THAT! YOU IDIOTA!" Everyone but Kairi screamed into Wakka's ears...

"But don't worry guys! I'll split da money up!" Kairi said cheerfully.

"YAY!"

"Okay...Sora truth or dare?"

"Dare"

"I dare ya to got outside wearing PINK!" She knows that he doesnt have any pink clothes...

"NO! Pink are for girls!"

Kairi glared at him...

"Real men wears pink..."

"But I'm a real man..." Sora got up and dug through his drawer... "Damn it! No pink!" He went back to Kairi...

"Ummm...could I borrow a pink shirt Kai?"

"I don't have a pink shirt but I have a pink skirt and a pink tank top..."

"Damn it! Um...That will do...I guess..." He wore the skirt and the tank top and went outside...Everyone just stared at him...then some perv goes up to him and says

"You look HOTT!"

Sora's eyes widened...

"Ummmmmm... See ya!" Sora ran off and in the background you could hear the guy screaming

"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO! Come back! I wanna marry you!"

Sora ran back into the house and changed as quickly as possible and came out...

"Yuna, T or D?"

"D."

"I dare ya to...kiss my fish!"

"EWWWWWW!"

"Kiss it..."

Yuna got up and took Sora's fish out of the fish tank and kissed it...then the fish died rite after because of Yuna's poisonous kiss!

"BLECH! EW! POUEY! YUCKEY!" Yuna ran to the restroom and washed her mouth with any liquid she could find... She came back and sat down...

"T or D TIDUS!" She still wants revenge from earlier...

"Dare me..." He totally forgot about the revenge part...

"I dare you to let me beat you up!"

"What? Why?"

"It's called revenge you knucklehead!"

"Oh...um...N-Nice Yuna...Please keep fifty feet away from me...he he..." Tidus started backing away very nervously... Yuna slowly walking towards him with evil in her eyes...She then glomped him and basically killed the crap out of him...The they broke the screen and then it went black...

"Hey who turned off the lights?" Rikku asked.

"Heh...Beats me..." Selphie replied...

"I guess we'll hafta wait till the next chapter..."

"Wait a second...Who was that?" Sora asked in a scared tone... All of a sudden they opened the lights to find a HEADLESS HORSEMAN RIGHT NEXT TO THEM! Tidus and Yuna are still fighting too...

"HOLY FUCKIN SHIT!" Everyone started screaming their heads off and started to run for their lives! Looks like we'll just hafta wait till the next chappie so they could have time to get away!

Wow...That came outta no where...I didn't even expect myself to add a headless horseman in it...0.o...Anyways...till next time! c ya's!