Okay...in response to Shirley aka my friend...YOU WERE THE ONE WHO TOLD ME TO PUT THOSE DARES IN AND PART OF THEM WERE MINE ANYWAYS! ...And Carbuncle...Yes that's where I got it, lolz. I heart "End of the World" too!
Chapter 4
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The gang (All but Riku...hmmm...He wasn't there...I wonder...) ran and ran from the headless horseman like crazy...The 'ghost' grabbed Sora and was about to kill him or somethin until it PULLED OFF HIS MASK! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was RIKU!
"RIKU! WHY YOU LITTLE BITCH!" Sora choked Riku like what Homer does to Bart on the Simpsons... Everyone just stared as the two best friends killed each other to death...Then they all joined in and teamed up on Riku for his lil prank on them...Then BARNEY once again appears outta no where, breaking up the fight...(Barney will be in a couple more chappies but have no fear cause he'll die in each and every one of them! Muahahahahahahahahahaha!)
"Hello little lolobrains!" Barney said while hugging the group until they couldn't breathe...
Cloud somehow was able to slice off the dino's tail and then threw him into the Pacific Ocean while a GIGANTIC ship pops outta no where and crashes Barney...(Do ya'll see a lil pattern in the Barney bashing?)
"YAY CLOUD!" Everyone cheered...
"Anywayfths...It's my truthfth or darefth turnfth!" Tidus said grinning...in the process breaking a mirror across the room because of his toothless mouth due to Yuna beating the crap outta him...
"What did you say?" Selphie asked.
"I saidfth It's my turnfth-"
"See that's the part where we don't understand you..." Rikku stated.
Tidus fell backwards anime style..."Whatftheverfth! Truthfth or darefth Selphiefth!"
"Ummm... Dare!"
"I darefth youfth tofth jumpsh offsh the Empireth Statefth Builfing!"
"The what?"
Tidus glared at her while turning red with anger...
"THE EMPIRETH STATEFTH BUILFING!"
"Oooooooooh! The Empire Rate Building!"
"STATEFTH!"
"Whatever! State!"
Selphie took a random plane to the Emipire State Building and jumped off the building...She ended landing in cow poop at the bottom and the smell of her was so horrible that everyone in the city fainted or died of suffacation... Selphie went back to Sora's house and took a 10 hour bath in there...Then she came out...
"Namine! Truth or dare!"
"Dare!"
"I dare you to go to Disneyland..."
"Again..."
"...And scream over and over and over on the small world after all ride!"
"Ummm...okay..."
At Disneyland...Namine went on the small world after all ride and screamed over and over...
"AAAAAHHHHHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH!"
"Everyone on the ride were just staring at Namine as she screamed her head off until the end of the ride...Then the other people starts to complain about her and got her kicked out of the park...Then she met up with her old nemisis...MICKEY MOUSE!"
"You AGAIN!" The mouse started to chase after Namine and got revenge on her again...with his teddy bear of doom!
At Sora's house...Namine slammed through the door muttering cussing words about Mickey Mouse until she sat down on her truth or dare spot...
"Rikku! T or D!"
"T"
"Awww...No fun... Fine, Who in this room have you kissed that has the best kiss?"
"Shit...um...eh...well...I kinda accidentaly kissed...um...Yuffie before...and yeah...and...yeah...If you get my drift...BUT IT WAS A DARE FROM MY FRIENDS IN SIXTH GRADE!"
"Are you saying that the best kiss you ever had in your whole life was with YUFFIE?" Namine said in shock...while everyone else was just...shocked...and Yuffie was embarassed to death...
"Ye-Yeah..."
"OMG!" Everyone suddenly said in unison...
"B-But it wasn't even my fault so shuzzup! Squall T or D!"
"D."
"I D you to fall off the escalator over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over like before! Except this time you can't stop till you reach the count of 97875478235478238975823475687346819756234879518376587326q5876185689734269578316857638756348756837415689734659871346958764389756819635871658761835768173! And it's an escalator so yeah..."
"Greeeeeeeeeeeat..."
Ten thousand years later...Everyone went to heaven while Squall was STILL falling off the escalator...
"YES! I'M FINALLY DONE!" He takes one step and slips on a banana and dies...Now he's on the escalator to go to heaven...but he somehow slips and falls AAAAAAAAAAAAALLL the way down...He goes on the escalator again...and trips AGAIN and again and again and again and again over and over again...Sora and the others were staring at him from the clouds with all their eyebrows raised...
"This could take a while..." Sora said while watching Squall fall down again...
Then God got annoyed by Squall falling over and over again so God sent a light beam down to float him up to heaven...instead Squall ends up slipping on an invisible platform and falling again...
"Geeezzz" God roared and then just picked Squall up with his giant hands. He put Squall safely on a cloud...but the cloud opened up and made Squall fall AGAIN... God REALLY got annoyed so he picked Squall up and threw him on the laughing Riku in the background...so Squall FINALLY ended up NOT falling...
Now...for HEAVEN TRUTH OR DARE!
"Truth or dare Cloud..."
"Truth..."
"Damn it! Why don't you ever choose dare!"
"Cuz I don't feel like it..."
"T.T...Fine...Are...you...a...girl?"
"Wtf kind of a question was that? Of course not you doofus."
"Aww...If you were I'd totally date you..."
"You perv!" Cloud suddenly punched Squall on the face...
"Ow...Dude, I was just kiddin!"
"Stupid Squall...Yuna, Truth or Dare?"
"Dare."
"I dare ya to make Donald Duck mad..."
"What's so bad about him?"
"Trust me...You don't want to see him mad..."
"Whatever..."
Yuna went to Donald's house but did a different approach...Since she was dead, she pretended to be a ghost from Christmas past...
"Donald, you are too grumpy on Chriiiistmas..." She said in a ghostly voice...
"Screw you! DIE!" Donald chased her all the way to heaven...Yuna glanced back but crashed into a brick wall that appeared outta no where... So Donald started killing her...
"(In slow motion...) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YUNA!" Tidus yelled dramatically...
"Dude we're dead...She can't die...Wait a sec...Do you like her?" Kairi asked curiously.
"Uh...N-No..." Tidus blushed his face off big time...
"OMG! SAVE ME TIDUS!" Yuna came screaming. She hugged Tidus with fear...
"Aww...They make such a 'drop dead' adorable couple...to DIE!" Donald shouted.
"Crap...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Yuna and Tidus started to run for their lives! ...While the rest of the gang just stood back on beach chairs and watched with popcorn...
0.o I think my own story is queer 0.o...R & R PWEAZE!
