I was writing these during an all-day test at school, so you can guess how bored I am. This is a collection of haikus that sort of tell a story. I must note, however, that this NEVER happened to me. It couldn't. I don't even like Eliwood"s Story. I was just bored. Please review!
Disclaimer: I don't own Fire Emblem, blah blah blah…
Eliwood's Story
F.E.: Chapter Twenty-Six
Battle Before Dawn
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Nino lies bleeding
in the royal Bern mansion
with no elixirs.
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The Angel of Death,
fighting Black Fang's Ursula
and losing badly.
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Bern soldiers are there;
Hector, Eliwood, and Lyn
have been arrested.
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Young Prince Zephiel
has been assassinated;
Eliwood has failed.
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Now, Limstella has
the Lycians' quintessence;
Nergal has triumphed.
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Dragons in Elibe;
the entire land is in flames;
all hope is now dead!
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As a player, you
suck terribly, YOU LOSER!
Better luck next time.
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha,
He He He Chuckle Chuckle;
You are a loser.
And that's my story. I'm sorry if this never happened to you. If you DID get Jaffar, Zephiel, Nino, and your whole army killed, then HA HA HA HA HA!