WAHOO! I BEAT KINGDOM HEARTS IN A WEEK! IT WAS SOOOO EAZY! ...I just can't beat the hidden bosses...wah! Anyways...Here's da next crazy chappie!
Chapter 5
Donald is still chasing Yuna and Tidus...Then Donald casts stop on everyone but instead of stopping time, it transported them back to Sora's house on Earth...
"Quee ('What' in spanish)? What happend to everyone?" Donald asked to practically no one... "Oh well, I guess I shall HUNT THEM DOWN MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(cough)HA(cough)HA!
Back at Sora's place...
"Okay...What just happened?" Riku asked.
"Why the hell are you asking us?" Cloud muttered.
"Anyways, T or D Sora!" Yuna squealed.
"Dare..."
"I dare ya to kiss Riku! French kiss style!"
"EWWWW! I'm not a freakin lez!"
"Why the fucken hell are you torturing me too!" Riku blurted out.
"Because I'm EVIL! Now KISS!"
Sora and Riku kissed each other while everyone laughed their heads off...Yuffie then took out her camera and took their picture while they were kissing...Then she posted on Ebay and all over the internet!
"Stupid Yuna and her stupid dare..." Sora muttered under his breath..."Yuffie! Since YOU took that picture, Truth or dare!"
"Dare!"
"I dare you to jump off the roof and in a pile of thorns!"
"Crap...This is gonna hurt..."
Soooo Yuffie jumped off the roof and landed in the pile of thorns that appeared there with a poof...Then Yuffie started screaming her head off because of all the pokey thorns which shattered every window on every house... Then she walked into the house...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY slllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...with broken arms and legs...
5 minutes later...She's still walking...10 minutes...still walking...15 minutes...still walking ...20 minutes...still walking...An hour later...She FINALLY makes it to her seat!
"Kairi Truth or Dare!"
"Dare!"
"I dare ya to go to Michael Jackson's house and say 'I wuv you' to him!"
"Omg..."
At Michael Jackson's house... Kairi knocked on the door...Then Michael Jackson opens the door and Kairi just stares and him nervously...
"Um...I-I...w-wuv y-you!" And with that done she starts running away while Michael Jackson calls out to her...
"Come back! You were the only one who ever loved me! Come back so we can get married!"
Kairi looked back at him in fear and ran even faster...faster than the speed of light! Back at Sora's house, Kairi slams through the door and sat down...but she was so hysterical that she sat on top of Leon...
"Get your big BUTT off my friggin head god damn it!" Leon said under all of Kairi's weight...
"Oops! Sorry! Anyways...Truth or Dare Wakka!"
"Dare! But if it's anything to do with ballet I sware...I will personally TERMINATE YOU!"
"Okay, I dare you to do ballet in front of an audience!"
"Damn it! My empty threats didn't work!"
Sooo...Wakka dressed up in the tutu AGAIN...He got on stage and once again he fell every one second...0.o...and the audience was going wild! They were clapping as if he were actually a profesional! And while that was happening the rest of the gang were in the background laughing their brains out literally...Then Wakka did his 'grand finale'...he slipped and fell off the stage and smashed through the floor...and everyone started clapping and cheering...Down where Wakka was, He saw a mouse...Then he screamed like a sissy little girl and ran away from the mouse as if he was going to die if he got touched by a tiny little mouse...
Back at Sora's place, everyone was laughing like CRAZY...except for Wakka that is...
"Omg! That was RADICAL!" Selphie said in between laughter...
"Yuppy yup yup!" Rikku Said in a kiddish tone...
"Okay! Whatever! Now...Truth or dare Riku!"
"Dare!"
"I dare ya to go outside and scream like a little girl!"
"Oh you mean what YOU did when you ran from a mouse?"
"Yes! I mean no!"
"Alrighty then..." Riku went outside and screamed like a girl...He basically woke up the entire neighborhood including...dun dun dun...BARNEY!
"Oh PUH LEAZE! HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO KILL YOU!" Riku shouted in Barney face.
"A cagiillion billion million frillion zillion jillion supercalifragilisticexpialidoshis times!" Barney said in a goofy idiotic voice.
"Damn it!" Riku threw Barney into a time machine which transported him to dinosaur times...
"Uhhhhh...Where am I?" Barney asked to nobody. Then a T-rex comes and gobbles him up with one bite...0.o...
Back to Riku...
"I HOPE that's end of Barney!"
Riku went back into Sora's house and sat down...
"Rikku, T or D!"
"D!"
"I dare ya to jump off Mount Everest!"
"Okay!"
Rikku ran on top of the mountain and jumped off...she landed in a pile of thorns...then she kept falling and landed in a pool of piranhas...then a pool of eels...then a pool with sharks...then jellyfish...then alligators...then crocodiles...then...lions? Wtf...Then she continued falling ...she landed on a small cliff...
"YES! I'm done!" She shouted. She took one step and fell...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Her scream made the mountain have a giant avalanche of dirt! Instead of snow...0.o...crazy... Poor Rikku got buried in mounds of dirt with WORMS! She got scared of the worms and ran off a cliff that appeared right in front of her...Then out of the blue, she landed on Donald 0.o...
"Ah phooey! YOU SHALL DIE FOR THAT!" Donald shouted in his little duck voice.
"NOOOOOOOOO SPARE ME!"
"NEVAJAWA!"
"SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Rikku ran until she slammed in a tree? A tree in the middle of no where? That had a bee hive on it? Omg? Rikku is being chased by bees and a duck? Wtf? What's with all the ?s ? (Looks at clock...) Hmmm...This should take a while...(Sits back and watches Rikku being chased by all the hungry animals of the wild) Suddendly Rikku and the animals starts running towards the screen but instead of breaking the screen, they ran right through it into ALL of the people who reveiws this story's house! RUN PEOPLE RUN! I'll just stay here and umm...uh...actually I don't really know...0.o...
Okay pplz...while your running, R&R!