Lolz! Thanx for da reveiws peeps! Feel free to give me some ideas! Of course you don't hafta though.
Chapter 6
Rikku suddenly appeared out of the blue back in Sora's house with a thousand animals biting her legs, arms, and there's a fish biting onto her head...0.o What the...
"Ow...Okay truth or dare Namine!"
"Dare.."
"I dare ya to flush yourselve down the toilet! Head in first!"
"Omg..."
And so...Namine went into the bathroom...with the toilet...with the evil music playing in the background...She stuck her head into the toilet (which had some dung in it 0.o) Then she flush da toilet and she somehow got sucked into another dimension with TELETUBBIES! THE HORROR! The big blue one was like
"Hello I'm so dupid! Hello lil blonde rat how are you doing?" (Murder music starts playing)
"Omg...THE TELETUBBIES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THE HORROR!" Namine started to run her ass away from the evil creepy looking doll wannabe thingybajigers...BUT THEY STARTED TO CHASE HER! She started to run faster...She looked back and saw all of the teletubbies crashing into a tree that wasn't even there before...Namine started laughing her head off maniacally as she took out her drawing notepad and started to draw the evil monsters chasing her being executed by the Queen of Hearts!
And because of her drawings, IT CAME TO LIFE! The Queen of Hearts popped outta no where and screamed
"OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!" And then they all disappeared...
Namine started jumping up and down squealing
"WAHOO! NO MORE TELETUBBIES!" And then she turned around to find a headless red teletubby! "HOLY SHIZNIT! AND TO THINK EVERYONE THOUGHT YOU WERE THE CUTE ONE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Once again Namine started to run like the wind until she ran into a warphole that transported her to BARNEYLAND!
"Ooooooooooooooo A little girly! Come here and give me a huggy!" Barney said like he was gonna kill someone...
"NEVA!" Namine grabbed him by the tail and threw him to space where he got hit by 500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 meteorites! Including a ginat one that covers the whole universe...
Back at Sora's...Namine pops outta no where with messy hair that sticks out like Sora's...
"Whoa...What happened to you?" Sora asked raising an eyebrow...
"Nothin...Tidus truth or dare?"
"Truth.."
"Is it true that you still sleep with a blankey and a teddy bear you call Teddy?"
"Um...Yes...I mean NO!"
"YOU sleep with a blankey and a TEDDY BEAR?"
"Fine! I do! There you happy? But NEVER touch them! THEIR MINE I TELL YA MINE! IF YOU LAY A FINGER ON THEM I'LL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BRING OUT MY SQUEAKY DUCK OF DOOM!" Tidus's eye started twitching as if he was a pshyco...
"Wha?"
"Uh...Nevermind... Cloud truth or dare?"
"Truth..."
"Oh c'mon man! Choose dare already you wuss!"
"Why should I..?"
"Dude...you can't choose truth 3 times in a row so ha!"
"When was that rule made up?"
"Just now so I dare ya to trash yourself in the trash can outside in front of Sora's house!"
Cloud said nothin and got it over with...but while he was inside the trash can, the dumpster truck carried him off! He ended up at a landfill...Then a raccoon jumps on his head and starts to attacking Cloud...Later they disappeared in a cloud of dust fighting till the death...0.o...Then all of a sudden a squirrel stood there staring at them...The hypnotizing stare of the squirrel...Cloud and the raccoon stopped and stared at the squirrel for a while then started screaming for no reason and started to run from the squirrel like they are going to die.
Cloud kept running but he somehow automatically transported back to Sora's house...0.o...
"Sooooooooooo...How was your first dare?" Leon asked with a smirked.
"Don't ask...Yuna truth or dare..."
"Dare!"
"I dare you to shoot yourself out of a cannon!"
"Fine..."
Yuna got into a cannon and shot herself out of it which made her fly 96887653425648768764389573856234631634792876290852490876057290487563478932504756287935647895687957934098569079856789579568789357603987590834768957856789458907890738907689056890689068908768907573586579805798054789077896789678937896789698765798690809568735908765734623459716983746265237846975628934659832465824396824768t5499999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 feet away from Sora's house...0.o...She ended up crashing through a giant glass window and then landing on a pshycotic chicken! The chicken started pecking the friggin hell outta Yuna literally...Then Yuna went all kung fu style and killed the crazy chicken with her all powerful slap that is so weak that it can't even make a feather fly!
"THAT'S RIGHT STUPID CHICKEN! I'M THE BEST!"
She somehow ran AAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL the way back to Sora's place and yes you are reading right RAN...
"Okay...Kairi truth or dare?"
"Dare..."
"I shall dare you to kiss a random old guy on the streets!"
"EEEEWWWW!"
"Go! Now...or else..."
"Fine..."
Kairi went to find an old guy an kissed him...Then all of a sudden the man kneeled down on one knee and said...
"I know we've barely met...but...will you...marry me..?"
Kairi slapped him inside out...
"IN YOUR DREAMS YOU OLD MAN!"
"But I'm a 90 year old virgin! Please marry me whatever your name is!"
"Now I can see why you're still a freakin virgin!" Kairi threw a giant rock at him and ran like crazy until she crashed into Amy Rose from 'Sonic the Hedgehog'!
"OMG! HOW DARE YOU CRASH INTO ME!" Amy took out her hammer and started pounding Kairi to death...Then she stopped and looked towards the camera..."WHY THE FUCKIN HELL ARE YOU FILMING ME DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!" She smashed the camera and everything went black...
"WHO TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS!" And yet Amy raves on..."DIE DARKNESS!" You could hear her smashing the floor or something like that and you could also hear some people screaming...0.o...Okaaaay...Now I think my imagination is running a bit too wild now...0.o...
0.o...Well...as I said before, feel free to give me any ideas cuz I'm kinda running out of them :D
