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Chapter 7..."Why is it always chapter this and chapter that? It's not like we're in a book or somethin c'mon!"
Shutup Sora...
"You shattup!"
Don't make me make you make out with that blue teletubbie...
"0.o...Nevermind.."
That's right now anyways as I was saying, or typing...w/e...
Chapter 7
"Okay my turn! Leon...Squall...um...grr...DAMN YOU AND YOUR NAMEZ! Truth or dare!" Kairi annonced.
"Dare..."
"I dare ya to kiss Yuffie!"
Leon/Squall glared at Kairi and then kissed Yuffie for 1 second then Rinoa came and bitch slapped Yuffie on the face.
"HOW DARE YOU SLAP ME YOU BEETCH! NOW YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!"
Yuffie and Rinoa started to slap eachother over and over and over and then Aerith comes outta no where and ends up being the coach of the catfight. This continued for another 15 minutes until...BARNEY COMES FLYING THROUGH THE ROOF!
"We interupt this story to give a special announcement..."
The screen changes to some reporter with a microphone and a mouse on his head...
"Sorry for the delay but WE MUST ALL PANIIIIC! WE ARE BEING ATTACKED BY An...An...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The reporter guy ran off the screen to be replaced by a-a...wtf? An ant? You have got to be kidding... This report because some crazy guy is running from an ant...? Eh...Back to truth or dare!
The camera switches back to the cat fight...abd Barney has just appeared...Yuffie and Rinoa are stilling ripping eachother apart and then they ended up pumbling Barney...
(Sensored for violence...)
And then Barney somehow ends up being thrown into space...
"What the...where am I?" Barney asked to nobody...and then he floated into the sun and got buuuuuuuuuurned...and burned even more...and then Winnie the pooh comes out and buuuuurns him with honey...0.o...
Back to truth or dare...
Yuffie and Rinoa are STILL killing eachother... Everyone watched...and then...out of no where...The most horrific wrestler...ten times heavy weight champion...the hog that makes everyone faint...(no literally...)...the one...and only...PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAA! (From the Lion King...)
Pumba stopped Yuffie and Rinoa...but ended up making everyone die of suffacation from his nuclear explosion! ...And then disappeared into thin air...0.o...
2 weeks later...They finally wake up and are still continueing the truth or dare game...But only god knows what happened to Rinoa...
"Okay! My turn! Truth or dare Sora!" Leon said.
"Dare!"
"I dare you to go to Florida an-
"WAHOOO FLORIDA!"
"And jump into a tornado..."
"Fine but if I end up dead I sware I will come back from the dead and sue you!"
Sora somehow manages to get to Florida to find a tornado...
"Good bye cruel world..." He jumps in..."HELLO IRONIC TWIST!"
Sora grabs a surfboard and starts surfing inside the tornado! (Kewl!) But all of a sudden a crocodile that got sucked into the tornado comes flying towrds Sora and ends up biting his ass! Sora screams like an idiot making the tornado become annoyed so it throws Sora (and the crocodile biting him) out. Somehow though...The brunette ends up flying into a warp hole to Starwar world replacing Luke's place at the part where Dark vador says 'Luke I am your father'...And this was Sora's reaction...(Slow and dramatically)
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And then Sora mysteriously transported back to his house...
"Okaaay...That was weird...Riku Truth or Dare?"
"Truth."
"Tell-a me-a...What is-a your true identity-a?" (Mario accent :P)
"Luke I am your father..." (Oh great...here we go again...)
"What! First Dark vador and now you? NNNNNNNNNNNN00000OOOOO000000O0OO0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O00oooooo000000ooooo0000OOOOOO0000ooooo00O00o0o0O00o0O0o0Oo0o0LOoo00O0o0O0o0o0O0o0O0o0I9IO00O0O0O0O0O0o0O0o0O0o0o0O0o0O0o0O0o0O0o0Oo0o000O00o0000-0Oo00O0oO0O0O00Oo0O00o0O0oO00O0Oo0O0o0o0O00o0O0o0Oo0O0O0O0O0O00o0OO0o00Oo00O0oO00O0oO0o0O00oO0O00oO00OO00OO00O0oo0o0o0O0o00oO0O0O0O0o0O0o0O0o0O00oo0O0o00O0oo0O0o0O0o0O0o00O0oO0O0o0O0o00Oo0O0o0O0O0o0O0o00O0Oo00o0o00Oo0O0O0o0lo00o0O0OO0o0O0o0O0o0o0O00oO000Olo0O00oO0o0O00oO0o0!"
"Dude I was just kiddin!"
"Okay then...what really IS your tru identity?"
Riku puts on sunglasses..
"I am agent R from the Men in Black agency..."
"You are!"
"Yes Sora...I am..." Riku replied sarcastically.
"WOW! THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KEWL!
"Um...Yes...it is...Truth or dare-"
Riku gets cut off by that reporter guy from before...again...
"RUN LADS! THE ANT IS COMING!"
"Omg! For heaven's sake damn it!" Riku slices the reporter's head off... "Anyways... Truth or dare Wakka?"
"Dare me.."
"I dare you to fight your worst nightmare...A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH!"
"NOO! NOT THE SANDWICH!"
"Haha! Too bad!"
Yuffie and Selphie comes out with a plate with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich while the murder music starts playing in the background... Wakka looks at the sandwich with a horrified...
"N-NOO! KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME!"
Yuffie smirked evilly and threw the food at Wakka and they watched as Wakka screamed his girly scream while running for his life...It was quiet for 3 seconds until everyone started cracking up hysterically!
"OMG! DID YOU SEE THAT? OMG! THAT WAS RADICALLY HILARIOUS!" Tidus laughed like a nutcase. Everyone else were too busy rolling on the floor laughing until...that sandwich becomes...ALIVE! The sandwich started to chase everyone around the house and out the door...But the Selphie comes back into the house and announces...
"That's all folks!" She leaves and then comes back in again...
"For now...MUIAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA... HA...HA...ha...ha...! ...haha!...hehe haha!...(Cough cough) HA!"
Okay...Now I think I've gone mentally insane...Anyways...thanx for the reveiws and sugestions (Even though I didnt really use any...But I might include them in future chappies!)!