"Will one of you hyenas get Luna off of me! I think I lost enough skin to cover another person and the blood is getting in my eyes." he calmly stated, barley containing his amusement at the "Darien and Serena" situation happening on his counter. "Why would Luna even care if her mistress makes out with her boyfriend and go mental like this…"
His words seemed to clear Serena's head and she leapt to the counter, after retracting her claws from poor Andrew's flesh. She meowed an apology and proceeded to rub up against him, begging for forgiveness. Now what guy would not "care" about his girlfriend rubbing against another guy, no less an old crush? Well, a better man then Darien was.
Entering the building after his jumping spree, he found Serena in that incriminating tableau and was instantly turned jealous. All Andrew knew was his scalp had started to feel a little better before a white blur attached itself to his abused head, cat hormones surecause wacky stuff. Poor guy.
The reaction of any "sane" girlfriend witnessing her boyfriend's jealousy would normally be love and then a little anger for the barbarous act, but Serena was far from normal. She just happened to forget that it was her "coming on" to Andrew and began to cheer Darien on in his mad quest to scalp the arcade worker. That same arcade worker was soon on the floor, passed out from the surprise of a cat yelling, "Yah Darien! Go, go, go!"
"Oops. I shouldn't have talked right?" a now solemn Serena asked.
"No, Serena, you shouldn't have. How are we going to explain this the Andrew when he wakes up?" disgruntled Lita growled. It was her dream boat that had angry, red scratches and possible a lump on his head to mar the good looks. A slightly crumpled Darien emerged from behind the counter and seemed to blush.
"Heh, heh. Whoops?" he shylystated and a torrent of napkin wads were thrown at his head.
"I guess we should put him in the back room and just leave?" Amy rationalized. "If he asks about us, just say it was a dream and we were all at the park today."
"Did you say something Amy?" a breathless Luna asked. Her hair had fallen out of its meatballs and her lips looked bruised from Artemis's treatment. "I thought I heard your voice and it..., why is Andrew on the floor covered in blood?"
"Long story Luna and what did we say about abusing our bodies like that? I didn't give you permission to use my lips so harshly little Miss Human." Serena complained. "I miss kissing Darien!"
"I miss it too meatball head." he sighed and moved closer to his girlfriend. In a slight whisper, "Why don't we go on a little date to get our minds off this stupid situation? I'll treat you to dinn- I mean we can go for a walk in the park and take a nice nap in the shade ok?"
She immediately perked up and the two of them snuck out of the arcade as fast as their little paws could go. Lita was busy dragging Andrew to the back room so nobody noticed the door slid open and shut.
"Well that takes care of him, so lets get out of here guys." Mina sensibly said. "We should all go back to the temple, waaaaait. Where are Luna... I mean Serena and Darien? Anybody see them go somewhere."
The group all shook their heads and they began to search madly for the two disappearing kitties. Not finding them in the arcade, the four sailors ran into the street, not noticing Luna and Artemis were sucking face, again, in a back booth. Kissing sure is addicting to cats.
Well, here is a short chapter without much substance. I needed a transition phase to spilt them all up and you lucky dogs get this zinger. I will hopefully post tonight again or sometime this weekend. I really appreciate all the reviews you guys entered and I'll try and update as much as possible.