Lolz! And Xover-girl I don't speak spanish...And yes I know this story is twisted but that's da whole point! And um...I'm planning to end this on chappie 10...but don't worry! I'm planning something AFTER that...(Devil horns appears on my head) Hehe..

Chapter 8

"Okay people! New rules here! Now we can choose two people at once to do crazy stuff! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHHHHAAAA!" Selphie announced out of the blues...

"Oooooooo...Interesting..." Everyone said unison.

"Okay my turn ya. Truth or dare Sora...AND Kairi! And since I said Sora's name first HE gets to choose which one." Wakka said.

"Hmmm...Dare..."

"I dare you two to WRESTLE EACHOTHER!"

"What! But I can't hurt a girl!"

"Oooooh! This should be interesting Sora..." Kairi said slyly.

In the blue corner...is Sora! The guy who won't be fighting back cause he's too scared!

"I'm not scared!"

Of course you are...Anyways...In the red corner is Kairi! The girl who is going to kick Sora's ass!

"WHOO HOO!"

In the background people are cheering KairiKairiKairiKairi KairiKairi KairiKairi KairiKairi KairiKairi! Then Kairi and Sora start fighting but Sora couldn't do anything cause he can't hit a girl...10 hours later...Kairi FINALLY made a scar on Sora...(Yes she's THAT weak) And the crowd goes wild as the coach announced Kairi as the winner! And then out of no where...SEPHIROTH APPEARS AND SLASHES EVERYONE WITH HIS OMNISLASH! Then somehow Kairi and Sora end up back at the house...0.o...with no bruises...amaaazing...are you?

"Okay Now Kairi and Sora get to choose anyone two or one people!" Selphie introduced.

"Hmmm..." Kairi and Sora started whispering into eachother's ears and then laughing...

"Rikku, Yuna Truth or dare?" Sora asked.

"Dare!" They both said in unison.

"I dare you to transport yourselves into the television!"

Soo...The two girls transport themselves into the tv which was on The Simpsons...The gang watched as they ended up being chased by Itchy and Scratchy who happened to have their weapons of doom! Their...Fish...0.o... Sora changed the channel and Yuna and Rikku ended up in a different movie...JURASSIC PARK!

"OMFG! A RAPTOR! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Rikku and Yuna screamed their lungs out and started running for their lives! Then all of the sudden, the channel changed...again...This time it was Titanic...

"OMG! IT'S LEONARDO DICAPRIO (Honestly I'm not fond of him...)! Rikku ran up to him and started to ask for his audograph but the channel changes... Now they're at Spira...? Seymour comes outta no where..

"OMFG!" Yuna went all ballistic and killed Seymour...again...and then the channel changes...and changes...and changes...and changes...and changes...and changes...over and over..

"Oh man this is cool!" Riku said. He flipped the channels really fast and all you could see is Yuna and Rikku screaming their heads off since all the channels were horror movies...Riku stopped changing channels at the channel 325798175-987498579834769857986537909078056987098420294679056093783-5056970968570989768927598347598034768927689475437876824076902876890526470982476847576190759038709143756890257069817896724897375832475690726234768925798347690372698570845709834760985798754967905276917967496729079482798417987982756871289679385634769072396845697209769187690176901759841759874896789619038759843759876982070917509278689437598317980476017690187893467765896738976589734586876798346589347583475. Then he clicked the eject button making Rikku and Yuna pop out of the tv screen... crashing into everyone...with Cloud on the bottom...

"Get the FUCK off me!" Cloud shouted as loud as he could under the weight of everyone...But instead it came out like this...'Gesht thef MHFUCKSHT offsht mef!'

"What did you say?" Rikku asked being the one on top...

"He said get OFF!" Sora screamed being the 3rd one from the top..

"Oh...But could I PLEASE stay on top of you guys? I really feel like a queen since you guys make such a high chair-"

"GET OFF!" Yuna screamed from underneith only Rikku's weight.

"Okay okay fine."

"Okay Truth or dare Riku?" Yuna asked.

"Hold on! What are you planning first?"

(Insert whispers here)

"Ooooh! Nice one! Okay Riku truth or dare?"

"Dare?"

"We dare you to be Tinkerbell for one whole day at Disneyland!" Yuna said.

"Does that mean I hafta do the firework part?"

"Oh yea..."

"Damn..."

Riku went to Disneyland to be Tinkerbell for one whole day...Then the fireworks came and he had to be tied to the string and fly around...So he did just that...but the fireworks ended up hitting Riku and blowing up on him...

In Mulan's world...

"Wha? Where did the fireworks go?" Mushu asked himself as he watched the fireworks he set off disappear to thin air...Hm...I wonder...

Back at Disneyland...

Riku went falling to the ground...but he saw Barney right underneath him! OMG! Right when Riku came crashing onto Barney, it somehow made a GIGANTIC NUCLEAR EXPLOSION THAT REACHES PAST THE PLANET PLUTO!

Then some girl in the audience who was watching the fireworks was like...

"What happened to Tinkerbell?"

And the rest of the gang started laughing like crazy! Somehow they ended up going back to Sora's house...with Riku's hair on fire...0.o...

"Ok...ay...My turn..." Riku said not knowing about the fire on his hair.

"Ummm...Dude...Your hair's on fire..." Tidus pointed out.

"Uh huh whatever..."

"No really. It's really on fire!"

"Yeah sure...Hmm...What's burnin?"

"YOUR HAIR YOU IDIOT!"

"WHAT! MY HAIR! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!" Riku ran into the swimming pool in Sora's backyard...But then there was Sora's viciously vicious dog that can literally bite your hand off out there and it started to try to kill Riku... The rest of the gang were just staring at Riku screaming like a sissy...0.o...

"Okaaaaaaay...I guess we'll hafta wait for Riku to stop waking up the neighborhood with his girly screams! So see you next time on...Truth or dare..." Selphie said.

"NOW REVEIW OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YA'LL DOWN AND FORCE YOU TO MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Hehe . I shall add a whole mess of characters in on later chappies! Buh bi! ...for now...:D