Hehe...pick a number between numbers 1 through 10 to tell me how pshyco you think this game has gotten :P
Chapter 9
"Okay...(Using my awsome powers I bring Riku's hair back!) Um...Sora, You do know that your dog got eaten by Barney right?" Riku asked coming back into the house.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOTHER FUCKER!"
"0.o...That's your dog's name?"
"Yeah. His name is Mother Fucker. That way when I lose him at the beach I could say 'HEY MOTHER FUCKER GET OVER HERE!' hehe..Now...I SHALL HUNT BARNEY DOWN AND KILL HIM ONCE AND FOR ALL! After I get some milk. " Sora walks into the kitchen and comes out with milk... "NOW I shall...Get some cookies..."
5 weeks later...
"NOW I shall KILL BARNEY!" Sora goes to Barneyland and killed Barney for the thousandth time with Pumba's gas :D Then he goes back to his house...
"Man that took you long enough..anyways Tidus truth or dare?" Riku said.
"Dare."
"I dare you to go on the Jerry Springer show and confess your deepest daaarkest secret! MUAHAHAHAHA!"
"Shizznit.."
So they all got tickets to the Jerry Springer show and watched as Tidus came on stage while people started cheering Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
"Okay..So what's your name and what's your story?" Jerry asked Tidus as the crowd died down.
"Well...I kinda cheated on my girlfriend Selphie with a girl named Yuna...and my name's Tidus.."
"Okay...How many times did you do this?"
"Ten thousand times."
"0.o...whoa... Does Selphie know anything about this?"
"Are you kidding? Of course not."
"Okay...Well let's meet Selphie. She's backstage and heard everything just to warn you Tidus."
Selphie storms out and started to scream at Tidus with a whole string of cussing...
"Why you little MOTHER (beep beep beep beep) IDIOT! HOW DARE YOU (beep) DO THAT YOU (beep) WHORE! I SWEAR YOU ARE GOING (beep) DIE ONCE WE GET BACK TO THAT (beep) HOUSE THAT WE WERE (beep) AT 5 SECONDS AGO, I WILL PERSONALLY SLICE YOUR (beep) THROAT IN 2 (beep) HALVES! YOU (beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beeep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)"
Tidus had a thousand of anime sweatdrops on his head...
"O...kay...Let's bring Yuna out..." Jerry announced.
Yuna comes out but not storming...instead she was stomping her feet making a gigantic earthquake that was shaking and cracking the ground at the same time.
"TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSS!"
"Crap...hide me!" He squealed like a little girl and hid behind Jerry.
"YOU (beep) IDIOT! HOW COULD YOU! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ACTUALLY THE TYPE I CAN TRUST! Nooow...SELPHIE! YOU (beep) SLUT! GET AWAY FROM TIDUS!"
"SCREW YOU! AND YOU'RE THE (beep) SLUT AROUND HERE YOU (beep beep)!"
"WHAT? AT LEAST I DON'T GO AROUND PAYING GUYS SO THAT YOU COULD STRIP IN FRONT OF THEM!"
"WHO SAID I EVER DID THAT!" Then the audience starts saying 'You 2 are sluts! You 2 are sluts! You 2 are sluts!' over and over and over and over.
Yuna and Selphie started to rip eachother's heads off while those big buff guys on the show tries to stop them...Then all of a sudden...BARNEY APPEARS!
"WHAT? I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU! YOU MOTHER FUCKER DOGGY KILLER!" Sora screamed and started to go all ballistic like some crazy monkey. Sora went on stage and threw a gigantic house on Barney out of the blues..0.o...which...ended up landing on Selphie and Yuna and Tidus...
Jerry just stared..."Okay...Let's just skip to the end of the show so that everyone could tell them some...comments..."
Riku raised his hand so Jerry went and gave him the microphone...
"Hey dude who got squashed by the house...aka Tidus...You got some MAD skills on squealing like a sissy girl! Hahaha!"
"WHY U LIL!" Tidus went up to Riku and started choking him Homer Simpson style. Then all of a sudden they got transported to Sora's house...0.o.. .
"FINALLY that's over! Yuffie truth or dare?" Tidus asked.
"Dare!"
"I dare you to stick your butt out of the window of the car and moon everyone!"
"Umm...okay?"
So Cloud ended up driving while Yuffie stuck her butt out the back window...Then everyone started to throw their shoes on her butt and some even threw some dung on it...0.o...Then out of the blue a dog comes outta no where and bites her...
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW! STUPID DOG!" Then a tiny meteorite flies in her butt crack...Then a bird poops on her...0.o...What the...
Back at the house...Yuffie comes in and smacks Tidus inside out.
"You perverted lil bitch! Never make me do that again!" All of a sudden Yuffie fell through some black hole transporting her to Far Far Away Kingdom...(from Shrek! hehe) And ends up on the dinner scene of Shrek 2 where they were like
"Fiona!" (Shrek)
"Shrek!" (Fiona)
"Fiona!" (Fiona's dad)
"Dad!" (Fiona)
"Harold!" (Fiona's mom)
"Donkey!" (...Donkey..)
"What the.." (Yuffie)
"Hell?" (Shrek)
Everyone stared at Yuffie...
"You're not supposed ta be here." Shrek said pointing at Yuffie.
"Hehe...I know...I'll just take that turkey leg." Yuffie said stealing the turkey leg and zooming off cartoon style...She ends up going into another warp hole, this time she ends up at my friends house...
"I hate peanut butter!" My friend screams right on time for Yuffie to overhear.
"Oh really?" Yuffie takes a blob of peanut butter and throws it on her face! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TAKE THAT LONLYPILLOW(hehe don't ask..)! Anyways...Somehow Yuffie transports to hollywood to find HILARY DUFF is a GIRL OMG(No offense to Hilary luvers)! Yuffie screams and then ends up back at Sora's house..0.o...
"0.o...That was really weird...0.o.. Hey by the way guys, since tomorrow's our last day of playing this crazed game let's do somethin BIG! REALLY REALLY BIG!"
"Good point Yuff." Kairi agreed along with everyone else... "Soooo stay tuned for the GRAND FINALE!" Selphie added.
Okay! Don't worry too much peeps! I'm planning something AFTER the next chapter although it won't be part of this story but of course it'll be wacked too! I'll update asap!