Hermione was a blonde, bouncy, busty, brainiac!
Draco was a soulful, sadistic, sleazy, sex-God!
They were exact opposites, but they turned each other on, regardless.
Both got hot-flushes all the time in each other's company.
One day, after a lot of trials and issues with each other, Draco decided to tell Hermione how he felt for her. She wanted to tell him too.
So they both told each other they loved each other, and although lots of people were angry, they loved each other and had lots of sex all the time.
People started to accept their love, and everyone loved Draco.
This was because he helped Harry defeat evil Voldemort, and became Ron's best friend, giving Ron lots of money!
The three boys played Quidditch together, until the day when Hermione had a baby!
Then Draco focused on being a good father, because his father used to beat him.
They named the baby Dramine, as their baby was a hermaphrodite, but they loved IT anyway.
Draco was glad he could stop cutting his wrists and didn't have to kill himself, also he was glad that he had been the first person ever to have changed houses, and that he was now in Gryffindor with his love, baby and best friends.
Hermione was glad that she could use her Gryffindor love and save Draco from his suicidal Slytherin ways.