Okay! Last chappie! Probably the longest one too...AND THE PSHYCOEST! THANX YA'LL FOR REVIEWING!
Chapter 10
Okay! Right now its...NOBODY'S TURN!
"WHAT! It's supposed to be MY turn!" Yuffie whined. "I wasn't WHINING! I was stating the OBVIOUS!
Oh shut up! It's MY turn now! so I dare ALL of you to go to your assigned place and GO NUTS! Then ya'll must somehow meet up and then go chaotic in the real life world! Okay so its:
Sora- Grand Canyon
Leon/Squall- Niagra Falls
Kairi- Great Wall of China
Cloud- Sahara Desert
Riku- The planet Pluto
Wakka- Any jungle in Africa
Yuffie- The girl who hates peanut butter's house
Yuna- New York City
Selphie- Pacific Ocean
Tidus- Antartica
Rikku- Mount Everest
Namine- Looney Tune's world
And whoever doesn't go crazy at their spot, remember my sons...I WILL be watching!
Wee! Let's check in with Sora...
Sora jumps off the cliff and ends up splatting on a gigantic cream pie! Then a squirrel comes outta nowhere making Sora scream like a little girl as he ran off...into a wall...Then all of a sudden, the wall explodes and Wile E. Coyote along with the road runner comes running out of the explosion...Then a random piano drops on Sora...Then the road runner and the coyote came running back and crashed into Sora sending him and the piano flying into the sky. Sora wanted to get outta there before anything else happens so he started running...and on the floor, there is a shadow becoming bigger and bigger until the piano lands on Sora...again which made them end up crashing through the earth and onto the other side where China was and Kairi was...
"Hey... Kai... ri.." Sora said like he was a drunk before falling on his face and fainting.
"Um...Hi?" Kairi said raising an eyebrow.
KAIRI! What are you doing slacking off!
"Oh um...right! Sorry!" Kairi jumped off the Great Wall of China...And while that was happening Squall somehow fell from the sky and landed on top of Sora...0.o...Waking Sora up...
"Huh? Wha? SQUALL! Get the fuck off me! Wait a second weren't you supposed to be at Niagra Falls?" Sora asked knocking Squall off of him.
"It's LEON! And I have my reason for being here...I think..."
Flashback
Squall..
"IT'S LEON!"
Fine LEON was rowing his boat 100 miles per hour...why? Because in the back of him were a WHOLE MESS OF ANIMALS CHASING HIM! That includes a shark, giraffe, aligator, lion, tiger, crocodile, birds, phoenix, dragon, unicorn, deer, dog, cat, kitten, puppy, fish, sword fish, a whole mess of other stuff including godzilla and a gigantic chocobo! Squ-Leon rowed right off Niagra Falls but instead of landing on water he landed on...Sora...0.o...End of flashback
"Hey what happend to Kairi? I thought she would be here." Squall asked..."IT'S LEON GOD DAMN IT!" Shuttup or else I'll make you do something worse then what you already been through! "..."
"Huh? Oh! She was here..." Sora said looking down the Great Wall to see Kairi on the floor about 100 feet down... "OH! There she is! I guessed she jumped off and landed in a pile of dirt!"
"Ummm...Sora I don't think that's dirt..."
"0.o...Then what is it?"
"Heh I don't think you wanna know..."
At the Sahara desert...
Cloud was being chased by 10 thousand snakes...Not just any snakes. THEY WERE KING COBRAS! Cloud somehow ran into a cactus...making all the snakes laugh and slitter away... Cloud was still on the cactus sliding down slowly cartoon style...but ended up being poked on the butt by a porcupine! The blond starting screaming the girl scream and running off into the distance...but he ended up running into a warphole transporting him to...
Meanwhile at Pluto...
"DAMN IT! IT'S FUCKING FREEZING ON THIS DAMN PLANET!" Riku started to shiver his pants off...no literally, his pants really DID fall off to reveal his pink boxers with hearts on it along with a teddy bear...0.o...Then Cloud appeared in front of Riku making him jump in suprise.
"Hey Riku...Nice boxers." Cloud raised an eyebrow.
"Shut up." Riku pulled his pants back up and started walking away.
"Get back here!" Cloud ran up to Riku and they both started to stroll around the planet aimlessly.
"Hmmm...I was wondering...Do you think it's possible to walk off the edge of the planet?" Cloud asked.
"Well techincally the planets are round so there is no possible way to walk off the plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttt!" Riku and Cloud walked right off the edge of Pluto! They looked back at the planet while falling and saw that the planet was literally CUT IN HALF! The guys kept falling until they somehow ended up at the Pacific Ocean...They landed right on Selphie's boat tipping it over and catapulting her veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery high up in the air...Riku and Cloud were underneath the tipped over boat gulping nervously...
"She's gonna kill us..." Riku said nervously.
Selphie flew soooooo freakin high that she ended up in space and saw the man on the moon?
"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Man on the Moooooon!" Then she fell aaaaaaaaaaaaaaall the waaaaaaay baaaaaaaaaaack doooooooown to the Pacific Ocean crashing right through her tip over boat...
"YOU IDIOTS! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOUR PROBLEMS CRASHING INTO MY BOAT!" Selphie screamed at them and tipped the boat back over...resulting the boat to sink due to the hole in it. Then all of a sudden you can here the shark music in the background...
"OH GREAT NOW MY BOAT'S GONE!"
"Ummm...Se-Se-Selphie?" Riku and Cloud said in unison nervously.
"WHAT?" Selphie glared at them but her expression turned to confusion when she saw Riku and Cloud hugging each other chattering their teeth as if they just seen a ghost.
"What's wrong with you two? Don't tell you guys are lez cause-"
"SHAAAAARK!" Riku and Cloud swam like a missle leaving Selphie swimming there all confused.
"Shark?" She turns around "OMFG!" And she swam like crazy...
Meanwhile...
Wakka was wandering around the jungle until he saw a beautiful flower...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! A FLOWER!" And then he ran off until...A bird...stares at him... In the background, the 'showdown' song starts to play while Wakka and the bird glares at each other...The two started charging at each other and ripping each other's head off until...
A MOUSE APPEARS stopping Wakka and the bird...
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Wakka scream his little girl's scream and ran off but the mouse...FOLLOWED HIM! Wakka climbed up a tree shaking in fear and looked down at the mouse that just squeaked...actually instead of squeaking it roared like a lion! Wakka shivered in fear and closed his eyes...and when he opened his eyes...he saw a snake! He screamed and turned around to find a raccoon on the other side of him making him scream again...then he turned back to the snake and screamed again...then the raccoon and screamed again...(Homer Simpsons style...) He kept looking back and forth screaming over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over then he looked down at the mouse and screamed again.
"Okay...I have got to find out how to get off this tree of death!" Wakka said to himself...He looked back down at the mouse that somehow transformed to a lion...
"Okay, first I must somehow not get bitten..."
10 hours later...
"239807410982735987349082579082347895...I must not touch poison ivy..." He looked down at the 'lion' that transformed to an ostrich...
"Alright that's it!" Wakka jumped off the tree screaming but instead of crashing on the floor and saying ow, he kept screaming and there was no crash...instead he fell through a black hole and landed...
Meanwhile...Somewhere in the cold freezing place Antartica, Tidus was talking to a penguin...
"Hi penguin! What's your name? My name's Tidus!"
The penguin just stared at him...
"Oh so your name is Mr. Funny Ducky? Cool! But could I just call you Ducky?"
The penguin still stares...
"Yay! I have a feeling you and I would be beeeeeeeeeest of friends!"
Then out of the blue, Wakka came falling and crashing right in between Tidus and the penguin aka 'Ducky'.
"Hey Wakka! Meet my new friend Mr. Funny Ducky! But you could just call him Ducky..."
No response...
"Wakka?"
No response...
"Hey let's poke him with a stick Ducky!" Tidus started to poke Wakka without noticing his lil 'friend' started wondering off to its 'secret base'.
At the penguin's secret base...
"We must conquer ALL HUMANS! MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AND WE MUST USE THAT STUPID BLOND GUY TO HELP US MUAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!" 'Ducky' announced to his fellow penguins...
Back at Tidus...
"Ducky? Where'd you go Ducky? Duuuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" Tidus started wandering off leaving Wakka laying there...dead...sorta...
In the background Selphie, Riku, and Cloud were there...Selphie chasing Riku and Cloud like a pshycotic maniac with red eyes and sharp teeth...No really...She really WAS a pshycotic maniac with red eyes and sharp teeth...0.o...
"COME BACK HERE YOU IDIOTS! IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT THE FUCKIN SHARK ALMOST FUCKIN BIT MY FUCKIN HEAD OFF! YOU TWO SHALL DIE!" All of a sudden she got out a giant axe and started to throw it at them!
"SELPHIE! WE DIDN'T MEAN TO! OW! AWW FUCK THAT AXE IS SHARP!" Riku shouted holding his arm in pain but still ran like crazy.
"YEAH S-SELPHIE! WE DIDN'T MEAN TO!" Cloud shouted in fear. Selphie ended up throwing a chain saw at them...it missed Cloud but it certainly cut part of Riku's hair off!
(Slow and dramtically)"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR! AGAIN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Selphie cackled like an evil witch and then took out a shaver...an AUTOMATIC shaver! The shaver started to chase Riku and Cloud around and when it caught them...It made Cloud's hair into a mohawk and Riku...with an old man's hairstyle! They both twitched their eyes like crazy...
"MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA! NOW FOR THE GRENADE!"
The guys looked at her in horror and zoomed off cartoon style with a tire screeching being heard...
"COME BACK HEEEEEERE!"
Meanwhile back in China...
"Oh oh! I know what it is! It's pudding! Right? Right? Am I right? Of course I'm right! Please tell me I'm right! Right? Right? I'm right right?" Sora said over and over.
Leon sat their with his eye twitching...
"If you SHUT UP I'LL TELL YOU WHAT KAIRI LANDED ON!"
"NO! Let me guess! I wanna guess! Can I guess? Say I can guess cuz I wanna guess! So I'm gonna guess okay? Did she land on...um...cake? She did right? Right right am I right right till I'm right on a cherry on top? Right?"
"GRRRRR!"
Back at Antartica...
Riku and Wakka were still running like crazy...They jumped over Wakka...who was still fainted... but Selphie kinda tripped over Wakka... and...well...let's just say that the grenade flew out of her hands and...
Meanwhile...
"Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkky! Where aaaaaaaaaaare yooooooooooooou!" Tidus was STILL searching for Ducky...
"Hello my son." Ducky said in that Arnold Swhartzaneger (Spelling?) voice...
"Ducky! There you are!" Tidus gave the penguin a death hug...
"Let me GO!"
"Okay!"
"Well anyways...We need you to get ALL the weapons for US penguins to take over the world! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAA!"
"Okay! I will!"
Few seconds later...
Tidus comes out with ALL THE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION! Which includes fireworks...
Back at Selphie falling in slow motion...
The grenade landed on the snow while everyone...but Wakka...watched in pure horror hoping that the bomb wouldn't explode...and it didn't explode...
"Omg thank god!" Cloud sighed in relief but as if on cue...the grenade explodes creating a gigantic nuclear explosion that blew up all of Antartica!
...Ten thousand years later in a history class...
"Some people say it's a myth that an all ice place ever existed. They say it was called Antartica..." The teacher blab on and on about the so called 'Antartica'...
...Back to the pshycotic time where everything goes nuts...
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Selphie, Riku and Cloud got sent flying from the explosion (Which made all the fireworks go off so you can see fireworks around Antartica..) screaming a oh so high pitched voice that makes everyone reading this deaf... Tidus and the penguin were also sent flying...in the opposite direction but instead of Tidus screaming...
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M FLYING!" He squealed like a girly girl.
"NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A WEAPON!" Penguin yelled in triumph... Wakka went flying too and yet...he is STILL fainted...
Back in China..."Oh oh! I know! She landed on a mud monster! Right? Right? Right? Right? Right? Am I right? I'll take your hand folded in a fist shaking as a yes!" Sora still went on and on... Squall...er Leon was trying soooooooooooooooooo god damn hard not to punch Sora inside out until he saw Kairi appear in back of Sora...
"Hi Sora! Hi Sq-Leon!"
"Hey Kai! Hm...Kairi you smell like SHIT! What the HELL did you land on!" Sora asked hoolding his nose.
"Um...I landed on-"
"No! I wanna guess!"
"Kairi..." Leon started "RUN!" He zoomed off to god knows where.
"Wha?" Kairi had a veeeeeery curious look on her face.
"You landed on CAKE! I knew it!"
Kairi stared at him...
"Omg Sora! Quit being a lil kid and grow up already!"
"But I AM grown up!" Sora started to suck his thumb...
"If you are grown up then WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SUCKING YOUR THUMB?"
"Because it has HONEY ON IT! ...No wait...It's brown..."(lolz get it?)
"O.o"
At Mount Everest...
Rikku was wandering around the very snowy mountain shivering...
"It's s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-soooooooo c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cold!" She complained while listening to the echoes of her voice...
"Ooooo! ECHOES! (echoes! echoes! echoes!)"
"Tee hee. Yolalayleeooh! (Yolalayleeooh! Yolalayleeooh!)"
"COOL! (COOL! COOL! COOL! COOL!)" She then goes George of the Jungle style...
"AAAAH AHAHAHAHA! (AAAAH AHAHAHAHA!)" Then all of a sudden, an avalanche starts up...
"Huh? What's that noise?" She turns around... "HOLY FUCKIN CRAAAAAAAAAAP!" Out of the blue she takes out a pair of skis and started skiing...but she crashed into a tree...So the avalanche covered her up...literally...
10 hours later...
Rikku FINALLY dug herself out of the snow...right when someone landed on her from the sky...
"OMG! A DEAD BODY'S ON TOP OF ME!" When she looked at the body... "OMG! WAKKA IZ DEAD! OMG! SAAVE MEEEEEEEE! I'M STUCK HERE WITH A DEAD GUY!" Her high pitched voice woke Wakka up...so he sat up as if he was a zombie waking up from the dead...
"0.o...What are you...doing?" Wakka asked the hysterical Rikku...
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WAKKA IZ A ZOMBIE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She started to run in circles screaming like a complete pshyco...literally...
Half an hour later...
"Sooooooooooooooooo Wakka! How's it like in heaven?"
No response...
"Not talking ay?"
"Shut...up..."
"Shut up? Well of course I'll shut up cuz I'm not the type of person who keeps talking over and over and over and over and over and neva shut up! When I'm told to shut up I shut up!"
"SHUT UP!"
Back with Selphie, Riku and Cloud flying...
"Man this is gonna take forEVER!" Riku said putting crossing his arms...
"I don't think that we'll wanna land..." Cloud said plainly as he looked down...
"I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!" Selphie said in an angry tone...
"DON'T KILL US SELPHIE!" The boys yelled simutaneously...
"WE ARE ACTUALLY FLYING! THANK YOU CLOUD, RIKU!" Selphie's mood swung into a cheerful girly squealy type..
"o.o"
The three landed at LOONEY TUNE'S WORLD! Where they ended up seeing Namine being chase my Elmer Fudd...
"OMG! STOP CHASING MEEEEEEE! I AM NOT, I SAY NOT A DAMN RABBIT!" Namine screamed at the top of her lungs...
"OKAY THEN WHY DO YOU HAVE BUNNY EARS ON YOUR HEAD YOU WABBIT?" Elmer Fudd responded. In the background you could see Bugs Bunny laughing maniacally..0.o...Hmm... I wonder how Namine got those bunny ears...I wonder...
Selphie, Riku, and Cloud were just staring at Namine and Elmer shooting at her literally...
"SAAAAAAAAAAAAVE ME! WAH!" Namine ran straight for Riku and them...
"NAMINE! DON'T COME OVER HERE!" Riku shouted...Too late...Namine has just slammed into them making all four of them fall off a cliff and landing on Wile E. Coyote's bomb resulting in making it explode half of the Looney Tune world!
Meanwhile...
"DIE STUPID GIRL WHO HATES PEANUTBUTTER! DIE!" Yuffie screamed at the peanutbutter hater...(codename for my friend XD)
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The 'peanut butter hater' screamed...
Back in China...
"Oh! I know! It was...HERSHEY CHOCOLATE!" Sora said...still guessing his brains out...
"No...it...WASN'T!" Kairi protested...The two started to stroll along the Great Wall until they got bored...They looked down the wall to see the view but...um...they ended up seeing SQUALL thinking that he is SHAN-YU from Mulan...wtf?
"Is that Leon?" Sora asked in a kawaii little child's voice.
"Umm..." Kairi was pondering on what to say...
"MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Leon cackled his head off while riding his horse... "I SHALL RULE ALL OF CHINA!"
"Hey Mulan..." Mushu started...
"What?" She responded.
"Is that Shan-yu? Cuz I remember he was supposed ta be not as ugly and creepy..."
"WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?" Leon yelled at the dragon...
"I'm sayin that you're uglier then my grandma's buttox!"
"SCREW YOU!"
"Screw who?"
"YOU!"
"Who? You? Ooooooh Okay."
"Alright THAT'S IT!" Leon and Mushu were having a giant fight over nothing...and then out of the blue, Tidus and Ducky pops outta no where from the sky and landed on Leon and Mushu...
"Alrighty! Tidus! Get me those dragon cannon thingy ma jiggers!" Ducky ordered...
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Snow angels!" Tidus squealed making a snow angel in the snow...
"Okay...SCREW THIS!" Ducky took the cannon himself and used Mushu as the lighter...but Mushu's tail got caught in the cannon so he flew off into the distance towards a mountain just like in the movie...But instead he's screaming...
"FUCK ALL YA'LL! FUCK THIS CRAP! HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU PEOPLE MISS THE FUCKIN SHAN-YU WANNABE WHEN HE WAS ONLY 5 FEET IN FRONT OF YOUR GOD DAMN FACES! ARE YOU PEOPLE BLIND FOR GOODNESS GRIEF!"
And so the cannon hit the mountain creating an avalanche...
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" They all screamed their brains out literally and started running for their lives! ...But they all crashed into the same tree...
"Umm...Okay...Shall we join?" Kairi asked turning to face Sora but noticed he wasn't there anymore...
"WOOHOO! THIS IS TOTALLY AWSOME! WEEEEEEEE!" Sora was literally surfing the avalanche (Cool!).
"...Meh whatever.." Kairi jumped into the action and used a friggin giant candy cane to surf on...0.o...
Few hours later...
"O YEAH! THAT WAS COOL!" Sora shouted out loud... Then all of a sudden Leon and everyone who crashed into the tree a few hours earlier popped out of the snow making Sora and Kairi jump in suprise...
"WTF? KAIRI! THEY'RE ZUMBIES! ZUMBIES I TELLZ YA ZUMBIES!"Sora was completely hysterical at that moment...
"Okay..." Kairi raised an eyebrow...(golly she's the only sane one here...0.o...)
"THEY POPPED OUT OF THE SNOW! LIKE DAISIES!"
"Will you shuttup already!" Leon shouted smacking Sora on his head...
"OWEE!" Sora started crying like a baby... "That HURTS! WAAAAAH!"
"Oh my fucking god..." Leon muttered...
Back at my friend's house...
"DIE!" My friend shouted...Her house was officially covered in peanutbutter literally...And now the living room has become the peanutbutter battlefield between her and Yuffie... My friend using her sisters as a shield and Yuffie using the couch as her shield...
"BOMBS AWAY!" Yuffie shouted throwing a clump of peanutbutter over her shield...It missed my friend but it hit her sisters that's for sure lolz.
Then...Barney! Appears in the middle of the field...(with the murder music in the background...)
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! I smell peanutbutter!" Barney said in his damn voice...(I swear he WILL die by the end of this chapter!) Yuffie and my friend peeked over their shields in horror...
"OMFG! BARNEY! WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU DIE ALREADY!" Yuffie screamed in pure fustration as she glared eeeeeeeeevilly at the stupid purple dinosaur...
"Hey peanutbutter hater! Let's kick this foo's azz right NOW!"
"YAY! HELL YEA!" My friend shouted all excitedly...
The two started doing the matrix like crazy and throwing clobs of peanutbutter at Barney...BUT BARNEY ATTACKED BACK WITH HIS EVIL DEATH HUG FROM HELL! His attack missed Yuffie but it got my friend...(XD)...Barney was HUGGING my friend! MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Yes I am torturing her lolz XD) And then he thought my friend was a peanutbutter cookie and ate her! 0.o...
"Umm...0.o...ew?" Yuffie said nervously backing away...
At Mount Everest...
"I STILL cannot believe that you're alive Wakka! I mean you came flying out of the sky for heavens sake! And yes I know godzilla's chasing after us but COME ON!" Rikku said
"SHUTTUP YA! LESS TALKING AND MORE RUNNING! IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED YET WE ARE BEING CHASED BY A GIANT LIZARD!" Wakka replied...and...Yes godzilla is actually chasing them...
(Flashback...)
Mount Everest was actually GODZILLA! 0.o...Well...sorta...
"Oooooooooo Lookey at the big lizard thingy!" Rikku said pointing at the peek of the mountain...which wasn't really a mountain...Wakka looked up and screamed like a hysterical girly girl..
"OMG! NOT RUNNING! IT'S GONNA MESS UP MY HAIR!" Wakka squealed...
(End of flashback...)
Ok...Wakka and Rikku had just rolled off a cliff and landed on Yuna...somehow...0.o...OH YEA! I made them get eaten by godzilla and then somehow godzilla exploded and then Rikku and Wakka fell off the cliff!
"GET OFFA ME! YOU PEOPLE MADE ME STOP MY SUICIDING ATTEMPT!" Yuna screamed...or should I say...muffled...Actually her words came out like this...
"Gef obba ee! Fouck pefple mafe ee fuck myf suifidingf affemt!"
"What? You fucked your suiciding attempt?" Rikku asked being the one on top.
Yuna literally got pissed so she knocked everyone off of her and pushed both of them off the skyscraper that they were on.
"MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I SHALL RULE DA WORLD!" Yuna laughed maniacally out of no where...And then Ducky popped up beside her and bitch slapped her...
"Hey that's MY line!"
"Nuh uh!"
"Yu huh!"
"Nuh uh!"
"Yu huh!"
"Nuh uh!"
"Yu huh!"
"Prove it."
"Okay...MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! I SHALL RULE DA WORLD! See I could say it MUUUUUCH better than you lil missey!"
"THAT was THE worst maniacal laughter I've ever heard!"
Then Tidus pops up...
"DUCKY! THERE YOU ARE! Come on! Let's go back to China!"
"NEVA! ...Hmmmm...Unless you help me conquer the world!"
"ANYTHING for YOU Ducky!"
"Hehe...(Mr. Burn's style..) Exellent...!" And so the two of them disappearred to god knows where 0.o... Yuna shrugged as suddendly...out of the blue...IT'S A BIRD! NO IT'S A PLANE! NO IT'S RIKKU AND WAKKA FLYING BACK ON TOP OF THE BUILDING WITH HOT DOGS WRAPPED AROUND THEIR NECKS! xD
"OMG! ITS RIKKU AND WAKKA!" Yuna screamed and jumped off the building...and then she landed on a nuclear bomb which exploded everyone into oblivion until they fly to the highset of all the heavens and then they ended up flying in the directions and crashed into Peter Pan in the process...and then crash landed through a roof and crashed through the bottom of the floor to the house that they broke the roof in 0.o...(A/N: haha BIG JUMBLE OF ON GOING WORDS! xD)
"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! A HOLE! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Yuffie jumped into the hole and ended up landing on top of Yuna, Rikku, and Wakka with a loud kaboom...She ended up knocking all of them unconsious with Xs in thier eyes making it look like this: X.X
"HI WAKKAI! HI RIKKUI! HI YUNIE!" Yuffie squealed o so happily.
No response
"WAKE UP DAMN IT!" She started to slap all of them in the faces and jumping on thier backs and throwing a flower pot at them and smashing a mirror on thier asses...
No response
Yuffie got pissed and crossed her arms...BEFORE THROWING NINJA STARS AT THEM BUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA!
No response...Uh...dude...Yuffie I think you killed them already...
"NO I DID NOT!" She looked towards them and grab Yuna's arm
"SEE! YUNA'S ARM IS STILL WARM! THAT MEANS THEIR STILL ALIVE!"
x.x
Anyways...Let's go check up on Riku, Cloud, Selphie, and Namine...shall we?
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! YOU EVIL AUTHORESS! YOU MUST HELP ME WAKE UP YUNIE, WAKKAI, AND RIKKUI!"
SHUT THE FUCK UP YUFFIE OR ELSE YOUR GONNA JUMP INTO THE SHARP NEEDLE LIKE ROCKS OVER THERE!
"...Fine..."
That's right...Anyways.,...as I was SAYING...
Riku, Selphie, Cloud and Namine (got exploded from Looney Tune world remember?) landed in Springfield where all of a sudden they see the rest of the gang there! (as in Sora, Kairi, Leon, Tidus, and the rest of them...)
"What are you guys doing here?" Namine asked them.
"We are here because...because...um...uh..." Tidus pondered about...
They're there cuz I say so! Anyways they all started exploring the town of Springfield where Homer Simpson was ten times his size and was chasing a donut that was ten times its size too..."OMG! IT'S HOMERZILLA!" Riku shouted as they all ran for their lives...They ran all the way to the nuclear plant where they all got attacked by floating donuts with wings... Ducky was using a bazooka which ended up blowing a giant hole in the wall...He accidentaly shot through the same hole again which nuked the whole town of springfield...
"Hey guys! Let's hide in here!" Kairi yelled out and pointed to a room with a bunch of buttons... They all ran in and quickly shut the door...only I think they forgot someone...
"OMG! OPEN THE FUCK UP! SAVE-A ME-A THE DONUT-AS!" Selphie screamed in Mario's accent as she slammed on the locked door...
"Did you hear somethin?" Riku asked...
"Uh...Nope..." Cloud replied... In the background you could hear Selphie screaming her head off with bunches of knocks on the door with slamming and glass breaking...
"Wow...Lookey at all these buttonies!" Namine said in a kawaii childish voice...
"Hm...Look at this BIG GIGANTIS RED BUTTON WITH THE SIGN DO NOT PUSH ON TOP OF IT!" Tidus pointed to it...
"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I wonder what it does!" Sora said with his o so adorable googley blue sapphire eyes...
"I WANNA KNOW!" Tidus shouted...
"Don't..." Riku started...
"You..." Rikku continued...
"DARE..." Cloud continued...
"Push..." Kairi came next...
"That..." That was Yuffie...
"BUTTON..." That was Namine...
"God..." Tis is Yuna...
"DAMMIT ..." Leon...continued...
"Damn! That was the end of the sentence! D'oh!" Wakka said...
And...Tidus pushed the button...
KABOOM! KAPLOW! KAPLOOEY! KABLAMMY WAMMY SAMMY PAMMY GAMMY JAMMY WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! THE WHOLE WORLD HAS JUST EXPLODED AND THEY ARE ALL IN SPACE! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! xD
"Great...NOW what do we do..." Riku asked crossing his arm...And plus he's floating upside down...
"I KNOW! LET'S PLAY TRUTH OR DARE!" Sora suggested...
"NO!" Everyone but Sora and Tidus screamed in unison...
"I don't wanna go through all theat again!" Selphie complained... "It'll ruin my hairdue!"
"Well...At least it's over but...THE EARTH KINDA EXPLODED US AND NOW WE'RE STUCK HERE IN SPACE!" Leon shouted furiously...
"BOMB!" Ducky squealed hugging onto a bomb...
"Uh..." Everyone all had anime sweatdrops...
KABAAMM!
The screen turned white after the explosion...And everyone appeared there...
"Wtf!" Riku cursed... Out of the blue a giant eraser started to erase Riku's hair off...And then a pencil comes out and draws a mohawk on him xD...
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR! WAAAH! THE AUTHORESS IS EVIL I TELLS YA EVIL! EVIL EVIL EVIL EVILER THAN HELL ITSELF! WAH!" Then the pencil comes back and draws a anvil on top of everyone...
"Uh...What's that..." Rikku asked to no one in particular...And then the anvil drops on all of them making them crash through the white page and into...THE REAL WORLD! Ten thousand years into the future where DUCKY is KING OF THE WORLD! That's right...KING OF THE WORLD! And the whole world is PENGUINTOPIA! And everyone are PENGUINS!
"Damn and I thought the author has already run out of ideas..." Leon mumbled... Then all of a sudden BARNEY ONCE AGAIN COMES!
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Everyone screamed and started to run away but then they heard a loud crashing noise...They turned around and saw that Barney had slipped on a bannana and DIED!n Amazingly amazing...0.0...
"WTF! AFTER ALL WE DID TO GET RID OF THAT FUCKING DINOSAUR, IT DIES BY SLIPPING ON A FUCKING BANNANA?" Yuffie screamed with steam coming out of her ear as her face started to grow red out of anger...And then...She exploded 0.o...exploding the whole world AGAIN...
Now...They are back at the white page...again...
"HALILUA! NO MORE JUMPING OFF CLIFFS!" Selphie cheered...
"YAY!" Everyone else cheered along after her...
O really? The floor opens up underneath them...
"0.0" The group floated there for a while and then...dropped! BUAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAA!
And the screen fade out...
The End...or is it? MUAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAA! ROFLMAO! I'M EVIL AREN'T I! HAHAHA Anyways I might make some bloopers! xDD
Riku: WHAT? OH HELL NO!
Me: O HELL YES!
Sora: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! WE MADE LOTS AND LOTS OF BLOOPERS!
Me: HAHAHA! Till Next Time! And...IM SOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY FOR THE LATE ASS UPDATE! PLZ FORGIVE ME!