Linkwas walking down the street when, to his displeasure he ran into Navi. And she started asking random questions really fast.
"Why are you walking? Do you have a car? Well obviously not or else you'd be driving it. Or maybe you're not driving because of gas prices. Yeah that makes sense. Oh! Yeah one time at band camp my friend had gas so I gave him Tylenol but she said Tylenol was for your ass and I was like 'Babe if that's true I'd have an ass so big I'd be three feet taller when I sit down"' and she asks me if I'm a druggie so I just had to slap that bitch and then she hit me with her oboe so I hit her with my elbow…hey! I just rhymed tee hee. Speaking of rhyming I used to think that the two greatest philosophers of all time were "play-do" and "aeroposatle," At this point she let out a shriek of the most annoying laughter ever conceived by Diablo and Link yelled "That is it I am going to stab you and pull out your still beating heart and show you how black it is before you die! Then I'll cook it and feed it to your dog and…"
"I don't have a dog"
"Oh, cat?"
"No,"
"Bird?"
"No"
"Bunny?"
"No,"
"Ocelot?"
"No,"
"Weasel?"
"No,"
"Horse?"
"No,"
"Pig?"
"No,"
"Cow?"
"No,"
"Python?"
"No, I have an aquarium of sea monkeys,"
"Maybe, anything…" Link watch beeps
"Oh, damn I'll be late. I'll get back to you on that,"
"Here's my email, my home address, my number, drivers license, birth certificate, and a schedule of what I'll be doing for the rest of my life, call me!" And they left to go about their business.