Author's Notes: A pointless, one-shot piece written to while away the time. Just something that crossed my mind after receiving a chain letter for the nth time this week.
Disclaimer: The fact that this is posted in fanfiction (dot) net should be proof enough that I do not own Gundam SEED/Destiny. The chain letter is fictitious, so are the email addresses.
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The Chain Letter
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To: redknight (at) orb (dot) com
From: guesswho (at) destiny-plan (dot) net
Subject: Fwd: Try This.
Message:
You must answer the following questions within thirty minutes and send it to another person or else bad luck will befall you for the next thirty years. The person who receives this must then do the same. Please be truthful when answering this. DO NOT IGNORE THIS. Many people have met their respective downfalls simply by choosing not to answer this. "It is better to be safe than sorry."
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Nickname
- just Athrun will do
Occupation
- a bodyguard
Things that you regret
- where to start? There are so many things!
Last time you talked to your parents
- next question please…
Greatest Fear
- Cagalli getting married to a purple-haired asshole
Motto
- "When in doubt, defect!"
Best friend
- Kira
Worst enemy
- Kira. Kidding. Hmm… Yzak, perhaps.
Special someone
- Cagalli
Things that make you happy
- being with Cagalli and tinkering with mechanics
Goal in Life
- to create a gigantic Haro.
Person who sent this to you/Relation to that person
- Unknown/Unknown
Person who you'll send this to/Relation to that person
- Cagalli/princess
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To: not-a-princess (at) orb (dot) com
From: redknight (at) orb (dot) com
Subject: Fwd: Fwd: Sorry!
Message:
You must answer the following questions within thirty minutes and send it to another person or else bad luck will befall you for the next thirty years. The person who receives this must then do the same. Please be truthful when answering this. DO NOT IGNORE THIS. Many people have met their respective downfalls simply by choosing to not answer this. "It is better to be safe than sorry."
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Nickname
- Cagalli
Occupation
- Chief Representative of Orb (not the princess!)
Things that you regret
- agreeing to marry Jona. Thank God it didn't happen!
Last time you talked to your parents
- erm… shortly before he died
Greatest Fear
- crabs and not getting what I want
Motto
- "If they don't agree with you, make them!"
Best friend
- Kisaka
Worst enemy
- Shinn
Special someone
- Athrun
Things that make you happy
- being stranded in a deserted island
Goal in Life
- to rule Orb wisely
Person who sent this to you/Relation to that person
- Athrun/bodyguard… okay, okay, he's my boyfriend!
Person who you'll send this to/Relation to that person
- Kira/brother
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Athrun's note: Sorry for sending something as idiotic as this, Cagalli!
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To: shyberserker (at) seed (dot) com
From: not-a-princess (at) orb (dot) com
Subject: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Stupidity at its finest!
Message:
You must answer the following questions within thirty minutes and send it to another person or else bad luck will befall you for the next thirty years. The person who receives this must then do the same. Please be truthful when answering this. DO NOT IGNORE THIS. Many people have met their respective downfalls simply by choosing to not answer this. "It is better to be safe than sorry."
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Nickname
- Kira
Occupation
- freelance Gundam pilot
Things that you regret
- not being able to save the persons I care for
Last time you talked to your parents
- erm… real or adopted?
Greatest Fear
- not being able to save the ones I love
Motto
- "Kill now, angst later."
Best friend
- Athrun
Worst enemy
- ah! There're so many of them!
Special someone
- Lacus
Things that make you happy
- being with Lacus
Goal in Life
- get married, not get killed, and prevent wars
Person who sent this to you/Relation to that person
- Cagalli/sister
Person who you'll send this to/Relation to that person
- Lacus/special someone
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Athrun's note: Sorry for sending something as idiotic as this, Cagalli!
Cagalli's note: Kira should suffer, too!
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To: pinkprincess (at) civilian-zaft (dot) org
From: shyberserker (at) seed (dot) com
Subject: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Interesting.
Message:
You must answer the following questions within thirty minutes and send it to another person or else bad luck will befall you for the next thirty years. The person who receives this must then do the same. Please be truthful when answering this. DO NOT IGNORE THIS. Many people have met their respective downfalls simply by choosing to not answer this. "It is better to be safe than sorry."
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Nickname
- Lacus
Occupation
- former singer, now manages an orphanage
Things that you regret
- nothing.
Last time you talked to your parents
- before they died
Greatest Fear
- losing the persons I love and not being able to sing
Motto
- "Singing makes the world go 'round."
Best friend
- Pink-chan
Worst enemy
- no one
Special someone
- Kira
Things that make you happy
- being with Kira, having a Haro army
Goal in Life
- to have more Haros!
Person who sent this to you/Relation to that person
- Kira/special someone
Person who you'll send this to/Relation to that person
- Miriallia/friend
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Athrun's note: Sorry for sending something as idiotic as this, Cagalli!
Cagalli's note: Kira should suffer, too!
Kira's note: Lacus, I know you like answering stuff like this…
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To: cutemilly (at) orb (dot) com
From: pinkprincess (at) civilian-zaft (dot) org
Subject: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: It's fun, Miriallia-san!
Message:
You must answer the following questions within thirty minutes and send it to another person or else bad luck will befall you for the next thirty years. The person who receives this must then do the same. Please be truthful when answering this. DO NOT IGNORE THIS. Many people have met their respective downfalls simply by choosing to not answer this. "It is better to be safe than sorry."
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Nickname
- Milly
Occupation
- freelance photographer
Things that you regret
- trying to kill someone (and failing)
Last time you talked to your parents
- a few minutes ago
Greatest Fear
- a war starting again
Motto
- "If he leaves, dump him!"
Best friend
- Kira, Sai and Kuzzey
Worst enemy
- none
Special someone
- not sure yet
Things that make you happy
- doing the things I love
Goal in Life
- to be a known photographer
Person who sent this to you/Relation to that person
- Lacus/friend
Person who you'll send this to/Relation to that person
- Dearka?
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Athrun's note: Sorry for sending something as idiotic as this, Cagalli!
Cagalli's note: Kira should suffer, too!
Kira's note: Lacus, I know you like answering stuff like this…
Lacus' note: Milly, try this! I think it's thought-provoking…
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To: tanblondhandsome (at) zaft (dot) com
From: cutemilly (at) orb (dot) com
Subject: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Bad luck for you
Message:
You must answer the following questions within thirty minutes and send it to another person or else bad luck will befall you for the next thirty years. The person who receives this must then do the same. Please be truthful when answering this. DO NOT IGNORE THIS. Many people have met their respective downfalls simply by choosing to not answer this. "It is better to be safe than sorry."
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Nickname
- Dearka
Occupation
- soldier
Things that you regret
- leaving
Last time you talked to your parents
- a few weeks ago
Greatest Fear
- not being handsome
Motto
- "Flirt and hit, and flirt and hit some more until you succeed."
Best friend
- Yzak
Worst enemy
- none that I know of
Special someone
- Milly (ha!)
Things that make you happy
- girls
Goal in Life
- get a vacation
Person who sent this to you/Relation to that person
- Milly/girlfriend (snicker)
Person who you'll send this to/Relation to that person
- Yzak/best friend
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Athrun's note: Sorry for sending something as idiotic as this, Cagalli!
Cagalli's note: Kira should suffer, too!
Kira's note: Lacus, I know you like answering stuff like this…
Lacus' note: Milly, try this! I think it's thought-provoking…
Milly's note: I hope Dearka ignores this.
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To: kickass (at) zaft (dot) com
From: tanblondhandsome (at) zaft (dot) com
Subject: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: HAHAHAHAHA!
Message:
You must answer the following questions within thirty minutes and send it to another person or else bad luck will befall you for the next thirty years. The person who receives this must then do the same. Please be truthful when answering this. DO NOT IGNORE THIS. Many people have met their respective downfalls simply by choosing to not answer this. "It is better to be safe than sorry."
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Nickname
- Yzak
Occupation
- commander
Things that you regret
- crossing paths with that goody-goody, Zala
Last time you talked to your parents
- just now
Greatest Fear
- I'm not afraid of anything! …except maybe, bad hair days
Motto
- "Shout and shout until it gets through their thick skulls."
Best friend
- Dearka
Worst enemy
- ZALA!
Special someone
- … F(bleep)k you!
Things that make you happy
- not having Zala in my life
Goal in Life
- not have Zala in my life
Person who sent this to you/Relation to that person
- Dearka/subordinate
Person who you'll send this to/Relation to that person
- Hahnenfuss/…subordinate
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Athrun's note: Sorry for sending something as idiotic as this, Cagalli!
Cagalli's note: Kira should suffer, too!
Kira's note: Lacus, I know you like answering stuff like this…
Lacus' note: Milly, try this! I think it's thought-provoking…
Milly's note: I hope Dearka ignores this.
Dearka's note: Tough luck, Milly. Yzak should try this for some stress-reliever!
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To: hateskirts (at) zaft (dot) com
From: kickass (at) zaft (dot) com
Subject: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: I command you to answer this!
Message:
You must answer the following questions within thirty minutes and send it to another person or else bad luck will befall you for the next thirty years. The person who receives this must then do the same. Please be truthful when answering this. DO NOT IGNORE THIS. Many people have met their respective downfalls simply by choosing to not answer this. "It is better to be safe than sorry."
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Nickname
- Shiho
Occupation
- ZAFT red-coat
Things that you regret
- being enlisted into the Jule squad
Last time you talked to your parents
- when they told me I had to marry someone
Greatest Fear
- being married to -him-.
Motto
- "Skirts are for chumps."
Best friend
- Dearka, I guess
Worst enemy
- him
Special someone
- … F(bleep)k you!
Things that make you happy
- things that don't irritate me
Goal in Life
- worm my way out of the arranged marriage
Person who sent this to you/Relation to that person
- Yzak/…commander
Person who you'll send this to/Relation to that person
- Meyrin/neighbor
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Athrun's note: Sorry for sending something as idiotic as this, Cagalli!
Cagalli's note: Kira should suffer, too!
Kira's note: Lacus, I know you like answering stuff like this…
Lacus' note: Milly, try this! I think it's thought-provoking…
Milly's note: I hope Dearka ignores this.
Dearka's note: Tough luck, Milly. Yzak should try this for some stress-reliever!
Yzak's note: Hahnenfuss, I'm only sending this to you because you're the only one left in my address book that hasn't received it yet.
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To: iloveathrun-san (at) zaft (dot) com
From: hateskirts (at) zaft (dot) com
Subject: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Don't do this.
Message:
You must answer the following questions within thirty minutes and send it to another person or else bad luck will befall you for the next thirty years. The person who receives this must then do the same. Please be truthful when answering this. DO NOT IGNORE THIS. Many people have met their respective downfalls simply by choosing to not answer this. "It is better to be safe than sorry."
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Nickname
- Mey or Meyrin
Occupation
- communications officer
Things that you regret
- Athrun-san meeting Cagalli-san
Last time you talked to your parents
- last week
Greatest Fear
- getting fat
Motto
- "Clinging is the way to a man's heart."
Best friend
- Luna-neechan
Worst enemy
- Cagalli-san
Special someone
- Athrun-san
Things that make you happy
- being near Athrun-san
Goal in Life
- to be with Athrun-san
Person who sent this to you/Relation to that person
- Shiho/friend
Person who you'll send this to/Relation to that person
- Luna-neechan/sister
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Athrun's note: Sorry for sending something as idiotic as this, Cagalli!
Cagalli's note: Kira should suffer, too!
Kira's note: Lacus, I know you like answering stuff like this…
Lacus' note: Milly, try this! I think it's thought-provoking…
Milly's note: I hope Dearka ignores this.
Dearka's note: Tough luck, Milly. Yzak should try this for some stress-reliever!
Yzak's note: Hahnenfuss, I'm only sending this to you because you're the only one left in my address book that hasn't received it yet.
Shiho's note: What a waste of time…
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To: shortskirtsrule (at) zaft (dot) com
From: iloveathrun-san (at) zaft (dot) com
Subject: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Don't open this, oneechan!
Message:
You must answer the following questions within thirty minutes and send it to another person or else bad luck will befall you for the next thirty years. The person who receives this must then do the same. Please be truthful when answering this. DO NOT IGNORE THIS. Many people have met their respective downfalls simply by choosing to not answer this. "It is better to be safe than sorry."
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Nickname
- Luna
Occupation
- ZAFT red-coat
Things that you regret
- nothing, I guess
Last time you talked to your parents
- last week
Greatest Fear
- going mute
Motto
- "The shorter the skirt, the better!"
Best friend
- Meyrin
Worst enemy
- no one. I'm a pretty nice girl.
Special someone
- hmm… so many cute guys to choose from!
Things that make you happy
- being with my friends
Goal in Life
- live a happy life!
Person who sent this to you/Relation to that person
- Meyrin/sister
Person who you'll send this to/Relation to that person
- Shinn/friend
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Athrun's note: Sorry for sending something as idiotic as this, Cagalli!
Cagalli's note: Kira should suffer, too!
Kira's note: Lacus, I know you like answering stuff like this…
Lacus' note: Milly, try this! I think it's thought-provoking…
Milly's note: I hope Dearka ignores this.
Dearka's note: Tough luck, Milly. Yzak should try this for some stress-reliever!
Yzak's note: Hahnenfuss, I'm only sending this to you because you're the only one left in my address book that hasn't received it yet.
Shiho's note: What a waste of time…
Meyrin's note: Ahhh! OMG! OMG! Athrun-san already answered this!
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To: orbsucks (at) zaft (dot) com
From: shortskirtsrule (at) zaft (dot) com
Subject: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: I should've listened to Meyrin…
Message:
You must answer the following questions within thirty minutes and send it to another person or else bad luck will befall you for the next thirty years. The person who receives this must then do the same. Please be truthful when answering this. DO NOT IGNORE THIS. Many people have met their respective downfalls simply by choosing to not answer this. "It is better to be safe than sorry."
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Nickname
- Shinn
Occupation
- Gundam pilot/ZAFT red-coat
Things that you regret
- losing my family
Last time you talked to your parents
- F(bleep)k you!
Greatest Fear
- losing the ones I care about
Motto
- "Orb sucks."
Best friend
- Rey
Worst enemy
- the Athhas and the pilot of the Freedom
Special someone
- torn between two
Things that make you happy
- destroying stuff
Goal in Life
- beat the Freedom, destroy Orb
Person who sent this to you/Relation to that person
- Luna/friend
Person who you'll send this to/Relation to that person
- Rey/best bud
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Athrun's note: Sorry for sending something as idiotic as this, Cagalli!
Cagalli's note: Kira should suffer, too!
Kira's note: Lacus, I know you like answering stuff like this…
Lacus' note: Milly, try this! I think it's thought-provoking…
Milly's note: I hope Dearka ignores this.
Dearka's note: Tough luck, Milly. Yzak should try this for some stress-reliever!
Yzak's note: Hahnenfuss, I'm only sending this to you because you're the only one left in my address book that hasn't received it yet.
Shiho's note: What a waste of time…
Meyrin's note: Ahhh! OMG! OMG! Athrun-san already answered this!
Lunamaria's note: Shinn, this is a load of crap.
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To: reyzb (at) destiny-plan (dot) net
From: orbsucks (at) zaft (dot) com
Subject: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: This sucks!
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Rey stared at the message heading in front of him. He blinked.
"I never knew they'd fall for it… Gil was right. They -are- gullible…"