DISCLAIMER: DUCK, DUCK, DUCK, DON'T OWN IT!

"Honey! Can you get the phone?" called 38 year old Remus Lupin to his mate, Harry Potter-Lupin. At that moment their phone was ringing, yes I said phone. They lived in the muggle world, strangely enough. They had two kids, twins, that Harry had given birth to, named James Sirius Potter-Lupin, and Lily Sarah Potter-Lupin.

Harry went into their living room and picked up the cordless phone. At that time, Harry was making dinner, so he went into the kitchen with the phone.

"Hello." Harry said.

'Hello Harry.' Came a deep voice.

Harry sighed and smacked his forehead.

"Hello Tom." Of course, Harry was talking to Tom Marvolo Riddle. Somehow Tom had decided that he didn't want to be evil a month after the beginning of 5th year and tried to become friends with Harry. It wasn't until after a full year of Tom bothering him that he had given in and become friends.

"Who is it Hon?" Remus asked, coming into the kitchen.

"It's Tom, Remmie." Harry sighed. He put the phone to his ear again. "What's up Tom?" he asked, reluctantly.

'Do you think I'm getting fat? Lucius thinks I'm getting fat. I'm not am I? Should I go on a diet?' Harry rose an eyebrow. Remus shrugged and mouthed 'it's Tom' with a mock smile.

"Of course not Tom. Lucius is an idiot don't listen to him. And no, no dieting." Harry said. This time Remus rose his eyebrow and looked at him. Harry grabbed his notebook and pen and wrote 'Tom thinks he's getting fat and should go on a diet.' Remus almost choked after reading that.

'Thank you Harry. Have you seen my Lion Slippers? The ones that you gave me for my birthday?' Tom asked.

Harry growled inwardly and made an imaginary rope and pretended to hang himself, Remus quietly laughing.

"No I haven't, sorry." Harry said, writing 'why does he expect me to know where his slippers are?' on the pad for Remus to read.

Remus was crackling up laughing after that.

'Oh well. I better go. I have to call Severus… Maybe he knows where they are.' Tom's voice came out in a mumble.

"Something I should know about?" Harry laughed.

'No, no. Just a sleep over. I would've invited you, but, you know, you were probably busy with your family, and I doubt your husband would've wanted you away long.' Harry could've sworn that he just imagined a really disturbing image of Tom and Severus at that moment.

"Okay. Well, I'll see you later." Harry sighed.

'Alright. Bye Harry.' Tom sighed, before a click signaled that he hung up.

Harry looked at his husband who was laughing still.

"Shut up, Remy." He laughed before Remus picked him up, still laughing, and brought him outside where Remus had set up a picnic for them to enjoy.

The end

This is just for you pplz to pass you by and get a few laughs while I continue my writing. I promise, by Winter Break every story of mine should be updated or everyone of my readers can flame me and I won't object. IT's just right now I'm sooooo busy getting ready for state testings and concerts and stuff. SOOOO ANNOYING! GRR!