Hey you peeps, hope you enjoy my story and please don't be harsh…..im not that good of a writer, but hey I have a good sense of humour! LOL
ENJOY………
(Sort of based on a true story that I heard)
Girls worst night-mare ever:Rukia gave one last look in the mirror for the fifth hundredth time to make sure she looked good, but at the same time simple.
She was on her way to her oh so hot, boyfriend Ichigo's house, who she adored so much, even though they had only been going out for 4 days.
He had invited her to his house to watch some movies, but he had only mentioned during the end of the conversation, that his pals would be joining them.
When Rukia eventually arrived at Ichigo's house, she hugged Ichigo hallo and greeted his friends with a lazy surfer kind way, "what's up" trying not to make a fool out of her self. (Which she did!)It turned out that Ichigo's friends were not such a bunch of gays, in fact after a few minutes Rukia felt like she was just hanging out with her buds at a sleepover party.
All joking around, they moved to the kitchen to get some grub for the movie. Thirsty, Rukia grabbed a big glass of coke and chucked it down her throat, taking no note that it was a deadly thing to do, but in turn she carried on and poured out another glass.
They all settled down on the floor to watch the movie. Much to Rukia's delight, Ichigo and herself got cuddley and both lay under a blanket together.
It could not get any better then this, she was getting on well with Ichigo's friends, watching a great movie and best of all, she was lying in between Ichigo's legs and holding hands with him.
Rukia so wanted to take things to another level, Ichigo and herself had only kissed about 3 times. She desperately wanted to kiss Ichigo, it really felt like the right moment, but she did not want to spoil the movie for him and embarrass him in front of his friends. Instead, but while she was doing this, she was feeling something horrible in her stomach, like a great force of pressure, pressing against her. It was not nerves but……………………..
It just so happened, that while a silent part in the movie and when Ichigo was making his move, both Rukia and everyone else in the room found out what was bothering her, because it turned out that this awful sensation that she was experiencing was an enormouse fart.
Yes, everyone heard and yes she was extremely embarrassed. She just wanted to die.
You must be wondering what the guy's reactions were.
No, they didn't go "ahhh gross!" or "ahhhh you farted and it stinks" No, it was more like "HA! HA! HA! HA! Ha!" Yes, they all packed out laughing.
All I can say is never drink to much fizzy drinks and rather sip it slowly!
