I'm out of my mind.
Don't hurt me for writing this. I never mean to insult Haldir. He's my favourite (apart from Glorfindel). I never mean to insult Craig Parker, I LOVE him!
I must warn you. This story will imply slight slash, male/male relationship in later chapter but not sexual situations, just cute. But who with who, I won't tell.
This is AU.
I must say sorry for all the errors and grammar mix up you find here. English is not my main language. I never own Lotr characters, I only wish I could. They belong to Master Tolkien. What's else I need to say?
Enjoy!
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Haldir's Diet! Chapter 1 - A digital weight in front of the food hall.
It was a lovely morning. The sun just rose up in the clear sky, shining through branches and leaves of the mellyrn trees, unintentionally crossed Haldir's fair face and awoke him at last.
"Morning comes too early, I'm having a very good dream!"
Haldir complained when he thought of his dream. He was in the Lorien party, set in the garden. The tables were full of food and the smell of grilled meats and chickens, the whole-wheat breads and fresh fruits were on the tables nearby, sweet cherry wine as a beverage and lovely elf-maidens who wandering around like a blooming flower as a desert.
"Oh Valar, this is so unfair. Why he woke me from this sweet dream by this hot sunlight!"
A second later, Haldir heard the sound from the food hall and, along with wind, the smell of the food.
Breakfast!
Haldir dressed up, quickly climbed down from his talan and headed to the food hall at great speed.
On the way, in front of the entrance of the hall, Haldir keen eyes noticed the digital weight on the floor. Something inspired him to walk to that weight. He turned around and saw nobody there, then, he stepped on the weight and looked down to see the number showing on the digital screen.
"AHHHHHH!!!"
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Oh Valar, this is the echo in Haldir's mind.
Dear Ilúvatar, how can it come to this?
It's impossible, my elf eyes must be wrong.
Haldir looked around and noticed the big mirror hanging on the wall and his reflection was looking back to him.
Fair of face as an elf, his lips were healthy. His prominent nose was balance to his blue eyes. His hair was shinning gold under the sunlight. Everytime he looked into the mirror, he always thanked Valar to give all these beauties to him.
Such a gorgeous elf I am.
Then, he looked from his fair face down his throat. He was quite tall compare to other elves. His shoulder was broad and straight. His chest was wide. His arms were strong and his hands were full of strenght.
Just then, his smile disappeared from his fair face and, at the same time, his blue eyes were wide open with shock of his increasing waist and belly.
"This is not true!" Haldir cried out.
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Haldir sensed someone were approaching so he pretended to walk into the hall as usual.
The hall looked bigger when there was only few people. It was an early morning and most elves loved to have a morning walk under the mellyrn trees, absorbed the beauty of nature, drifed into the soft wind. Maybe only Haldir that said good morning to lembas and big glass of fruit juice.
"Haldir, are you alright today?" Aradir, the elf who took care of the food, asked Haldir while he noticed only one lembas in Haldir's plate.
"I'm fine, thank you, but today I don't feel hungry." answered Haldir.
Aradir seemed so confused but did not dare to ask. Normally, Haldir's breakfast was at least three lembas, did not include fruits, snacks and deserts. Today, Haldir was very strange. His always happy face looked trouble, no more playful sight from his eyes. Something might worry his mind.
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Haldir knew so well that it was not enough but he did not want it anymore. A lembas digested too quickly. Big glass of fruit juice could fill only a quarter of his stomach. Haldir shook his head and walked out of the hall. If he stayed there too long, he might eat more.
Haldir entered the garden, sat by the mellyrn trees in the quiet corner, pulled his legs to his chest and buried his face to them.
How long, Haldir did not know, but he felt a hand on his shoulder so he looked up and saw two familiar faces of his brothers.
"You looked so sad, Haldir," said Rumil. His hand trailed along the curve his brother's face.
"Aradir told us that this morning you only have few breakfast. Are you alright, brother?" Orophin held Haldir's hand. His eyes were full of concerns and worry.
"I'm - " Every word strucked in Haldir's throat. The trouble faces of his brothers made Haldir impress. He smiled back sadly and shook his head.
"When you feel sad, we also feel, Haldir," said Rumil.
"Haldir, if you think we are your brother, please tell us what's trouble you. We can't stand to see you so sad," said Orophin.
Haldir looked into his brothers' eyes. They were full of love.
I'm so proud of you, oh my dear brothers. Gentle, graceful, kind and goodness are all in you. It's good to have you as my brothers.
Rumil and Orophin returned their gaze, waited for Haldir to utter the words so that they could help his dearest elder brother to solve any problem left in his mind.
Seemed liked eternity and everything in Middle Earth stopped moving when Haldir's soft voice passed his lips.
.
.
.
.
"I'm hungry."
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It took some seconds for Rumil and Orophin to regain their breaths. They looked at each other before turned to Haldir.
"Why don't you eat more, just one lembas is not enough for you, you know that," said Rumil.
"No, I can't, it's too much now!" Haldir cried out and shook his head.
"Why you have to torture yourself? What's happen?" asked Orophin. He did not fully understand his brother.
" - This morning - I'm - in front of the hall - the digital weight - " Haldir couldn't build up the sentence but it was enough for his brothers to understand the whole story. Rumil and Orophin looked at each other, this time, more relieve. But when they looked back and found Haldir's trouble face, they also didn't know what to do. They'd never seen their brother so worry like this.
"Don't worry, Haldir, in our eyes, you're always be the one with great strenght than any other elves in Lorien." Rumil touched Haldir's shoulder to confirm his words.
"Only in your eyes!" Haldir cried and turned his face other way. He saw Orophin who returned him the worry eyes.
"You're the most gorgeous elf in Lorien, always and forever, Haldir." Orophin said and held the other hand of Haldir firmly to reconfirm Rumil's words.
Haldir pulled his hands and shook his head. "Thank for comforting me but I know myself well enough. It's too late now!" He buried his face to his hand and cried.
Rumil and Orophin hugged Haldir tightly to soothe him but they look at each other.
In the case liked this, Haldir needed help from the professional and the names that came to their mind made them grinned.
Such an evil grin that Haldir did not notice.
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TBC
A/N : I'm running away from Haldir and Craig fangirl.
Thank you for your reviews.
Don't hurt me for writing this. I never mean to insult Haldir. He's my favourite (apart from Glorfindel). I never mean to insult Craig Parker, I LOVE him!
I must warn you. This story will imply slight slash, male/male relationship in later chapter but not sexual situations, just cute. But who with who, I won't tell.
This is AU.
I must say sorry for all the errors and grammar mix up you find here. English is not my main language. I never own Lotr characters, I only wish I could. They belong to Master Tolkien. What's else I need to say?
Enjoy!
**********************************************************************
Haldir's Diet! Chapter 1 - A digital weight in front of the food hall.
It was a lovely morning. The sun just rose up in the clear sky, shining through branches and leaves of the mellyrn trees, unintentionally crossed Haldir's fair face and awoke him at last.
"Morning comes too early, I'm having a very good dream!"
Haldir complained when he thought of his dream. He was in the Lorien party, set in the garden. The tables were full of food and the smell of grilled meats and chickens, the whole-wheat breads and fresh fruits were on the tables nearby, sweet cherry wine as a beverage and lovely elf-maidens who wandering around like a blooming flower as a desert.
"Oh Valar, this is so unfair. Why he woke me from this sweet dream by this hot sunlight!"
A second later, Haldir heard the sound from the food hall and, along with wind, the smell of the food.
Breakfast!
Haldir dressed up, quickly climbed down from his talan and headed to the food hall at great speed.
On the way, in front of the entrance of the hall, Haldir keen eyes noticed the digital weight on the floor. Something inspired him to walk to that weight. He turned around and saw nobody there, then, he stepped on the weight and looked down to see the number showing on the digital screen.
"AHHHHHH!!!"
**********************************************************************
Oh Valar, this is the echo in Haldir's mind.
Dear Ilúvatar, how can it come to this?
It's impossible, my elf eyes must be wrong.
Haldir looked around and noticed the big mirror hanging on the wall and his reflection was looking back to him.
Fair of face as an elf, his lips were healthy. His prominent nose was balance to his blue eyes. His hair was shinning gold under the sunlight. Everytime he looked into the mirror, he always thanked Valar to give all these beauties to him.
Such a gorgeous elf I am.
Then, he looked from his fair face down his throat. He was quite tall compare to other elves. His shoulder was broad and straight. His chest was wide. His arms were strong and his hands were full of strenght.
Just then, his smile disappeared from his fair face and, at the same time, his blue eyes were wide open with shock of his increasing waist and belly.
"This is not true!" Haldir cried out.
**********************************************************************
Haldir sensed someone were approaching so he pretended to walk into the hall as usual.
The hall looked bigger when there was only few people. It was an early morning and most elves loved to have a morning walk under the mellyrn trees, absorbed the beauty of nature, drifed into the soft wind. Maybe only Haldir that said good morning to lembas and big glass of fruit juice.
"Haldir, are you alright today?" Aradir, the elf who took care of the food, asked Haldir while he noticed only one lembas in Haldir's plate.
"I'm fine, thank you, but today I don't feel hungry." answered Haldir.
Aradir seemed so confused but did not dare to ask. Normally, Haldir's breakfast was at least three lembas, did not include fruits, snacks and deserts. Today, Haldir was very strange. His always happy face looked trouble, no more playful sight from his eyes. Something might worry his mind.
**********************************************************************
Haldir knew so well that it was not enough but he did not want it anymore. A lembas digested too quickly. Big glass of fruit juice could fill only a quarter of his stomach. Haldir shook his head and walked out of the hall. If he stayed there too long, he might eat more.
Haldir entered the garden, sat by the mellyrn trees in the quiet corner, pulled his legs to his chest and buried his face to them.
How long, Haldir did not know, but he felt a hand on his shoulder so he looked up and saw two familiar faces of his brothers.
"You looked so sad, Haldir," said Rumil. His hand trailed along the curve his brother's face.
"Aradir told us that this morning you only have few breakfast. Are you alright, brother?" Orophin held Haldir's hand. His eyes were full of concerns and worry.
"I'm - " Every word strucked in Haldir's throat. The trouble faces of his brothers made Haldir impress. He smiled back sadly and shook his head.
"When you feel sad, we also feel, Haldir," said Rumil.
"Haldir, if you think we are your brother, please tell us what's trouble you. We can't stand to see you so sad," said Orophin.
Haldir looked into his brothers' eyes. They were full of love.
I'm so proud of you, oh my dear brothers. Gentle, graceful, kind and goodness are all in you. It's good to have you as my brothers.
Rumil and Orophin returned their gaze, waited for Haldir to utter the words so that they could help his dearest elder brother to solve any problem left in his mind.
Seemed liked eternity and everything in Middle Earth stopped moving when Haldir's soft voice passed his lips.
.
.
.
.
"I'm hungry."
**********************************************************************
It took some seconds for Rumil and Orophin to regain their breaths. They looked at each other before turned to Haldir.
"Why don't you eat more, just one lembas is not enough for you, you know that," said Rumil.
"No, I can't, it's too much now!" Haldir cried out and shook his head.
"Why you have to torture yourself? What's happen?" asked Orophin. He did not fully understand his brother.
" - This morning - I'm - in front of the hall - the digital weight - " Haldir couldn't build up the sentence but it was enough for his brothers to understand the whole story. Rumil and Orophin looked at each other, this time, more relieve. But when they looked back and found Haldir's trouble face, they also didn't know what to do. They'd never seen their brother so worry like this.
"Don't worry, Haldir, in our eyes, you're always be the one with great strenght than any other elves in Lorien." Rumil touched Haldir's shoulder to confirm his words.
"Only in your eyes!" Haldir cried and turned his face other way. He saw Orophin who returned him the worry eyes.
"You're the most gorgeous elf in Lorien, always and forever, Haldir." Orophin said and held the other hand of Haldir firmly to reconfirm Rumil's words.
Haldir pulled his hands and shook his head. "Thank for comforting me but I know myself well enough. It's too late now!" He buried his face to his hand and cried.
Rumil and Orophin hugged Haldir tightly to soothe him but they look at each other.
In the case liked this, Haldir needed help from the professional and the names that came to their mind made them grinned.
Such an evil grin that Haldir did not notice.
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TBC
A/N : I'm running away from Haldir and Craig fangirl.
Thank you for your reviews.