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Ford-Zeus
Sasha- Apollo
Milla- Aphrodite
Raz- Hermes
Lili- Persephone
Oleander- Ares
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Narrator: Welcome to the psychonauts Myth Play. The setting starts on Mt. Olympus. Zeus has gone missing and the gods have gathered.
The curtain opens and Sasha, Milla, and Oleander are talking.
Milla: Where has father gone?
Raz: flies in
Sasha: No one has heard from him all day. Hermes, have you seen father?
Raz: No. I was… doing my rounds all day.
Morry: He's probably with a girl.
Milla: Mother must be worried sick.
Morry: She is not home. She went with Athena, and Demeter to go see the sick Vestia.
Sasha: Interesting
Everyone else: looks at Sasha
Sasha: Um… I mean this is disturbing.
Raz: Speaking of missing people, has anyone seen Persephone?
Milla: No, darling.
Sasha: looks at her
Morry: I suppose now we'll have to look for him?
Milla: whispering what?
Sasha: also whispering Aphrodite doesn't say darling.
Milla: sighs
Raz: Let us disperse. If anyone finds father, tell the others.
Narrator: So the gods-
Milla: Ahem.
Narrator: Sorry, and the goddess went searching for their father.
Screen closes and opens again. Sasha is walking around.
Sasha: Where could father be?
Milla: walks in
Sasha: Mi-Aphrodite, What are you doing here?
Milla: I realized I have nowhere to search. Hermes checks the skies, Ares checks the battlefields, and you check here.
Sasha: I have not seen him.
Milla: I know. It's rather beautiful, isn't it.
Sasha: looks at Milla Yes, it is.
Milla: This area, I mean. Yes, and Hephaestus is not here to see it. He's never here.
Sasha: I am aware of that. Now, I must search for father.
Milla: Alone?
Sasha: he looks back
Both: They kiss
The curtain closes. They run off the stage.
----------Off Stage----------
Sasha: What was that?
Milla: I don't know. I don't think we were supposed to kiss. It was rather fun, though. Aphrodite and Apollo's Affair.
Morry: I knew you two were together.
Sasha: Shut up.
----On stage-------
Loud thunder sound and all the people rush back on to the stage. Raz adjust his helmet and they are all holding paper cups. They look down at them and throw them off stage.
Audience Member: Ow.
Morry: Opps.
Sasha: What is going on?
Raz: It appears that something is happening.
Loud booming voice: Gods and Goddess
Group: Hades!
Hades: Yes, it is I Hades! I have you father and now I am all-powerful.
All: gasp
All goes quiet
Milla: To the underworld. Eh…
Curtain down and back up. Everything is dark.
Narrator: The group journeys down in the underworld.
loud hissing noise
Girl: Ahhhhhhh
Raz: I'll save you.
thud
Girl: Oh thank somewhere
lights turn on
Lili: sitting on a thrown. The one next to her is empty.
Milla: Persephone, where is your husband?
Lili: He has gone away and left me behind. She sighed. She smiled at Raz.
Raz: Smiles back as the curtain closed.
Curtain opens and there back at Mt. Olympus. Persephone is with them.
Hades: laughing You will not defeat me.
Sasha: blinds Hades with a flashlight
Hades: Ahhhh.
Morry: hits him with a Frisbee.
Raz: bashes him with the wand.
Milla: hits him with an arrow.
Hades: looks at flashlight
Sasha: Oh no.
Hades:takes flashlight I love you.
Sasha: Milla, you made him fall in love.
They all attack the distracted Hades and he falls off stage.
Sasha: grabs flashlight Mine
Ford: What happened?
Raz: You were kidnapped.
Ford: Oh.
---Off to the side.----
Raz: Now what?
Lili: I guess this is the end. I'll have to go home after this.
Raz: Oh
They kiss
Milla: Father I'm glad you're back.
The curtain closed for good.