Forbidden and Impossible
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, hell, if anything, Inuyasha owns me.
Read this: Okay... I don't know if it's 'cause I just started reading Interview With the Vampire (which i do not own either) today or something but I could not come up with a decent poem. I even went so far as to watch both Inuyasha movies in english. Still... nada. So I sat at my computer staring at the screen for twenty minutes and eventually I came up with this. It's why I like the Mir/San coupling.
Pathetic
I can't think of a poem today,
Now your reviews are going to make me pay,
So I'll just write this rhyme to tell,
Why Miroku and Sango are my fav coupal. (So it rhymes )
I used to like Inu and Kags,
But their love's as boring as lumps on logs,
I got tired of hearing her scream and complain,
I got tired of how his 'tude never changed.
So then I saw my new favorite pair,
And I never got bored, no pulling my hair,
And I said "Truly this one is the best"
And it has really passed the test.
Kagome's scream is so ear piercing,
I have to mute the TV screen,
But Sango doesn't scream or shout,
My ears are saved! I don't need to pout.
And Inuyasha crying over Kikyo,
Got on my nerves so I let it go,
Now I have no worry, no bother
'Cause Miroku and Sango are made for each other!
Now to end this pathetic rhyme,
While writing it I had a good time.
I only have one thing to say,
Switch over to Miroku and Sango today!
Fin.
And for those who endured that, I have a present: A fight between me and my evil russian second personality, Nikolai!
Me: Hey Nikolai! Get your evil russian butt outta here!
Nikolai: Oh really? Who are you to boss me!
Me: Well, technically, I'm you, and you're me.
Nikolai: SCREW YOU DUDE!
(Nikolai proceeds to kick my butt. Imagine if Inuyasha and Rin fought each other, not pretty)
Me: Ow dude...
Nikolai: EVIL CONQUERS ALL!
Me: (explicative) you dude.