Parenting WHAT! Year 5
Surprise Hunny
"Hello class my name is Miss Granger" smiled Mrs. Granger.
"MOM" yelled Hermione in shock.
"Hello dear" said Mrs. Granger
"What are you doing here I mean you can't do magic" said Hermione
"That is true but you see in this class you don't need magic" smiled Mrs. Granger.
"What exactly is this calls Miss Granger" asked Ron.
"Well Ronald it is parenting class" smiled Mrs. Granger.
"Parenting what" asked Ron as he fainted.
"Oh dear well let him rest" said Mrs. Granger.
"Mom I mean Miss Granger what exactly do we do in this class" asked Hermione.
"What you don't know well that first" sneered Malfoy.
"Stuff it" said Hermione.
"Now, now children there is no need to be rude you two better get along or it's going to be a long year for you" stated Miss Granger.
"What do you mean by that" said a nervous Draco.
"Well here let me explain" said Mrs. Granger.
"Please do" snapped Draco.
"Malfoy shut up or do you like being a ferret" snapped Hermione.
"Well you will be put into a group of 4 and 2 of you will be turned into children the other 2 will be the parents" said Mrs. Granger.
Nevel screamed Pansy squealed Draco's and Hermione's jaw dropped Harry looked horrified and the rest of the class just fainted.
"Ok first group Pansy, Nevel, Blaze group 2 Lavender, Terry, Ron group 3 Harry, Hermione, Draco (Harry, Hermione, and Draco all looked at each other horrified) group 4 Crab Goyal and Lavender." said Mrs. Granger.
"Group 1 can you please come up (They walked up to Miss Granger) your room will be on the second floor your panting is the one of Salazar Slythern.
Group 2 please come up (they came up) yours will be on the fifth floor with the painting of Helga Hulfflepuff. Group 3 (They came up reluctantly) your room is on the seventh floor with the painting of Godric Gryffindor. And Grope 4 your room is on the first floor with the painting of Relwana Ravenclaw. Now when you get there all 3 of you will take a potion but only 1 of them will turn you into 5 year old kid well have fun" said Mrs. Granger.
"Ah Helen did you tell them there task" asked Dumabaldor
"Yes I did Albus" said Mrs. Granger.
"Good well off you go" said Dumabaldor.
Harry, Hermione and Draco headed to there room.
"Welcome what will your password be" asked Godric.
"Ferret" smirked Hermione. Draco scowled.
"No Hermione hum I know were all gonna die by the time this is over" said Padama.
"No I know Dragon" said Harry.
"I like it" said Draco "Now can we drink the bloody potion and see who turns 5"
"First we have top wait for a teacher to better explain this thing" said Hermione in a madder of fact tone.
"Sorry I'm late" said Snape.
"The persons who get turned 5 only remember thing up till then nothing more, so you need to gain there trust in order to survive this year. Now the too children will share a room but the other too will not, and just to let you know they will remember everything that happened as they were a kid" said Snape.
They all nodded and they each got a glass.
"Tastes like apple juice" said Padama
"Ya" said Harry.
"I agree but nothing happened to us" said Hermione.
"It will take a few minutes" said Snape as he left the room.
Then 2 teenagers turned around to see the little fiver year old.
"Where am I" asked a polite Draco.
"You're at Hogwarts" said Hermione.
"Oh my father will get mad if I'm not home I don't want him to be worried" said Draco.
"He knows you're here you wont get in trouble" said Hermione.
"Promise" asked Draco
"Promise" said Hermione
Draco just looked around.
"I'm hungry" wined Draco.
"Well lets get something to eat" said Hermione.
They walked down to the Grate Hall Draco was very quite he just walked but almost tripped so Hermione carried him the rest of the way.
"Could I have some Carrots please" asked Draco.
"Yes you may here you go" said Hermione giving him some Carrots.
"Thank-you" said Draco.
"Your welcome" said Hermione.
Wow he is so polite and he is just a sweet heart.
"DRACO" some one yelled.
"Pansy" called Draco.
"Draco I'm so happy to see you I hate my watchers they are so mean they are making me eat my vegetables" said Pansy.
"There not that bad" said Draco taking a bit out of a carrot.
"Oh no there rotting your brains your gonna be a rabbit" said Pansy.
"Pansy" called Hermione.
"Who are you your pretty" said Pansy
Hermione blushed.
"My name is Hermione" said Hermione.
"Oh are you making him eat his vegetables" asked Pansy.
"No he is eating them all by himself" said Hermione.
"Oh" said Pansy.
She sat down at there table she tried a carrot.
"Not that bad" said Pansy.
"Pansy" yelled a boy.
"Oh there you are" said Blaze.
"Bye Draco" said Pansy waving goodbye.
They headed back to the common room.
"Ok Draco time for bath" said Hermione.
"No I don't want a bath" complained Draco stamping his feet.
"Draco you're all dirty you need a bath" said Hermione
Draco ran for it, Harry went in front of one of the doors.
Draco ran for the closet but Hermione cough him he was kicking and screaming.
Harry turned on the tub and locked the door.
Once the bath was full Hermione put Draco in it he just crossed his arms across his chest.
Hermione washed his hair.
Then she put him in some PJ's they were blue with little hippogriffs on them.
"Night Draco" said Hermione.
"Can you sing me a song" asked Draco.
"Sure what song" asked Hermione.
"Anyone will do" said Draco.
"Hush little baby don't say a word mama's gonna buy you a mocking bird and if that mocking bird don't sing mama's gonna buy you a silver ring and if that silver ring turns brass mama's gonna buy you a looking glass and if that looking glass brakes" sang Hermione but she stopped because Draco was sound asleep.
Hermione gave him a kiss on the forehead.