Forbidden and Impossible
Disclaimer:There are two things I want for Christmas... the rights to Inuyasha and a Hippopotamus. Unfortunately, I have neither.
Explanation: This came from me being incredibly bored in Biology class. I just got this idea... What if Sango got so mad at Miroku, she went crazy? This was the byproduct- the love child of me and my imagination. Ew. I had a long debate over wether or not to post this, and in the end I decided to. La dee da dee da. Anyway... Sango is pissed, and a certain Houshi is not so happy about it.
Don't kill me.
SMACK!
Damn that stupid houshi perv,
He's really pushed me to the verge,
He swears that it's his curs-ed hand,
Yeah right, it's by his own command,
Hide your face, you better run,
'Cause if I catch you, you are done.
(chorus)
Sometimes I think,
I can't take no more of this crap,
Keep your hands to yourself!
SMACK!
That stupid man will never learn,
I'll take this torch, I'll make him burn!
Run for your life, get out of here fast,
'Cause I'm a hankerin' to kick your ass!
Ha ha ha! I'm causing you pain!
That mark on your face just makes you look lame!
(Chorus)
Obsessive you call me? Psycho maybe?
Well, I've got the houshi pinned up a tree!
Grope me once more! C'mon, I dare ya!
What's wrong Houshi-sama, do I scare ya?
Oh well, I'll stop, you don't need to mope,
Y'know, I rather liked to be groped…
By you anyway.
Fin.
Umm...
I have a second poem I'm posting today. I'm desperatly trying to reach the success of cold in the rain, butI don't think the next one quite did it. It's a slightly different rhyme pattern for me.