Hi all I Am So Sorry about not updating 11/5/2005 I was n the hospital on Tues and at the doctors all this time well I'm happy I don't have a tumor but I could end up having some eye trouble any way sorry if people don't want me to write about there reviews but write it in and sign Anonymous ahnh who cares so of my favorite reviews are from : malua the snow on grass, BartmanX (cool nick name Bart Man rules), MLLamble yeah that's what I was thinking when I wrote this. I don't mind if you get mad at me a little but I did just get out of the hospital.
So here we go on with…what ever chapter where on
Disclaimer: (insert favorite disclaimer here but add Eragon to the end thank you)
Chapter: Whatever where on.
A/N HOLY CRAP MY CHAPTERS ARE WAY SHORT SORRY EVERY ONE I'LL TRY AND MAKE THIS ONE LONGER.
Chapter 5 Open mouth Insert Foot
Two Days After Our Last Chapter…Well it's been two days since… well you know what I'm talking about and every one here is nervous Galbatorix's army is remobilizing faster that we expected from what we know the elves have struck at Gil'ead (A/N spelling mistake?) the urgals are still our allies so we will have there support when he strikes again at this point I'm going to another conceal about WHAT THE HELL WERE GOING TO DO well now that your up to speed.
"If he strikes at our flank were done for" said a council man (look I don't feel like making to many more names so the council will be council man 1,2,3,4 etc. TX)
"But he won't" said Jormandor
"Why"? Said council man 1
"Because that is not his style" said Eragon flatly
"He is right" said Jormandor "he prefers head to head battles"
"But he still would resort to trickery" said council man 1
"He will not attack that way" Elva said her voce shocking all
"How do you know little girl"? Said Fdiot
"Because in two days he will attack our front line with the entirety of his army that is not repelling elves at Gil'ead" said Elva
"How do you of all people know little girl" said Fdiot
"Because" said Elva Turning to face him her dragon mark flashing like silver "I can sense there fear as well as I can yours".
Look that's the only important part of that meeting so hay lets just not listen to the boring rest of it Shall we? OK
2 BORING hours later…"Hay Arya want a ride"? Asked Eragon swooping out of the sky on Saphira's (A/N spelling Mistake?) back
"Thank you" I replied and Jumped lightly on to her back
We flew to my tent on the way both Eragon and Saphira were unusually quiet as we arrived at my tent Eragon turned around and jumped off I did like wise
"Good night" he said I responded with a kiss we kissed back and forth his tongue flicked across my lips as we kissed again and our tongues flicked out and wrestled in our mouths
"ERAGON NO MORE OF HANKY PANKY STUFF NEXT THING YOU know YOUR BOTH GOING BE HAVE SEX AND ARYA IS GOING TO GET PREGNET" we both blushed I said "I heard that" Saphira looked at Eragon reproachfully 'never go around screwing women you aren't married to bad things can happen and I wish that Arya had a boy dragon for me to have some fun with you can't be the only ones" still blushing he climbed on to Saphira's back and they toke off I still blushing went into my tent and begin to fall asleep that occurring I had a series of … pleasurable dreams not to wake up till next morning…
End of chapter 5
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