Inuyasha's in a field fighting one of the BILLION enemies that he's already faced. But oh my goodness this time he's stronger. The bad guy hits Inuyasha and Inuyasha falls down.
"Inuyasha…….",
Says Kagome
"Wuhahaha
I'm so strong", says the bad guy
"Damn
I have to protect Kagome even though she's in no threat of danger",
says Inuyasha
"Inuyasha……."
Inuyasha gets up and yes as you thought uses Wind Scar or some other move and kills the bad guy. Kagome walks over the dead carcass and picks up yet another Jewel Shard. Suddenly the worst thing imaginable comes from the sky…….BEES!
"OH
no! Naraku's evil bees!", exclaims Sango, slapping her hands to
her face so she looks like someone just beat her…I mean "she fell
down the stairs".
"They're
just bees…..?" says Kagome
"But
she's hot when she thinks she's right", says Miroku
"True…I
mean WHAT?" says Kagome
The bees become a swarm and transform into NARAKU! Bum Bum BUUUMMM!
"Wuahhahaha! I'm
Naraku and I want to kill you Inuyasha", shouts Naraku
"Inuyasha…..",
says Kagome
"Yeah….but…but
you suck Naraku", says Inuyasha
"No…..no I don't",
says Naraku
"Yeah………yeah
you do", says Inuyasha
"No I don't"
"Yeah you do"
"Poo face"
"Shit head"
"Bully"
"Bully? You're an
IDIOT Naraku"
"Well…I'm gonna
go! But first!"
Naraku runs and grabs Kagome.
"WUHAHA I've
captured your precious Kagome. What now?" shouts Naraku
"You bastard!"
barks Inuyasha
"This is retarded…"
says Miroku
"And about the
millionth time this has happened", says Sango
"Yeah…you're
getting lame", says Kagome
"Yeah….well.
well…….well screw you!" shouts Naraku
And with that Naraku and Kagome disappear.
"That was so hot!
The way he disappeared like that", says Inuyasha
"Crap. I guess we
have to get her back…….again", says Miroku
"Yeah…I mean I'm
getting sick-", Sango is interrupted by Miroku
"Wait did you just
say Naraku was hot?" questions Miroku
"DENIAL!" shouts
Inuyasha
And the gang runs off to rescue Kagome, again.
Preview to chapter 2: It's wild, it's wooly, it's a love triangle with Kagome and Koga and…..Sesshomaru?
"Ummm. Aren't you
after that 4 year old?" asks Koga.
"No, but she has a
nice ass!" says Sesshomaru