And the gang runs off to rescue Kagome, again.After running for about 15 minutes, Miroku, Sango, and Inuyasha stop because they hear a voice in the nearby woods.

"So the dead share the same fate do they?" says the voice
"Oh, fuck that! It's Kikyo. I'm going!" shouts Inuyasha

Inuyasha runs off toward wherever Naraku is now, leaving Miroku and Sango alone. Well not so alone, because Kikyo comes out of the woods and walks toward Sango

"Kikyo, what brings you here" asks Sango

Kikyo doesn't pay attention

"Blah blah blah I'm talking to myself" she says
"What are you doing here?" asks Sango again
"Mmmmmblah Shikon Jewel. Mmmblah" says Kikyo
"What the fuck?" shouts Miroku

Kikyo walks away

"Jibwayayayaya ZOOOOOM Shikon Jewel yayayacoooomdidEEEE"

Miroku and Sango stand confused.

"Well that ruined the mood for sex" says Miroku
"Yes…..yes it did"

Meanwhile at wherever Naraku is, Kagome is being dragged off into a big room.

"This is so lame you dip-shit" shouts Kagome
"Shut up!" yells Naraku

Kagora walks in the room

"Hi again" says Kagome
"Well well, what is this? The millionth time you've been here? Naraku you're getting lame!" says Kagora
"Shut up!" shouts Naraku
"Well it's true" says Kagome
Naraku imitates Kagome-" well it's true. SHUT UP!"

Suddenly out of no where (and I mean no where) Koga flies in!

"Ha HA! Koga is here! I'll save you my love." Announces Koga
"Really?" asks Naraku
"No…I meant Kagome" says Koga
"Oh…RIGHT!" says Naraku
"Yeah that was only that one time and we were really drunk" says Koga
"And we woke up naked with the dead unicorn and the dwarf!" says Naraku
"hahahaha good times…..good times.." says Koga
"Um…hello? Koga?" yells Kagome
"Oh right! I'll save you Kagome!" says Koga

Koga runs to Kagome, grabs her, and runs out of wherever Naraku was!

"Shit. She got away" says Naraku
"Wow that isn't obvious. Or the MILLIONTH TIME SHE'S DONE THAT!" yells Kagora as she takes out her fan and beats herself with it until she falls to the ground dead

Meanwhile Koga stops running and puts down Kagome. He takes off his shirt.

"What are you doing?" asks Kagome
"Me and you are gonna have sex. And then take a bath. And then have sex again. And another bath. And just repeat that…..yeah" says Koga
"Ummm….Inuyasha…."
"No he can't join us"

Koga takes out a bottle of lotion

"Who wants a massage before some steamy hot sex?" says Koga as he squirts some into his hand

Sesshomaru jumps out from behind a bush

"I vant von!" says Sesshomaru"Ummm. Aren't you after that 4 year old?" asks Koga
"No, but she has a nice ass!" says Sesshomaru
"HAHAHAHA Well I have a nice ass too. Well then join on in. Me and Kagome were gonna have steamy hot sex"
"Ooooooh I like!" says Sesshomaru
"Inuyasha…" says Kagome

Koga and Sesshomaru both turn and stare at her.

"FUCK INUYASHA!" they both yell

A pause

"………and me!" suggests Sesshomaru
"And me!" says Koga
"And me!" says Sesshomaru
"And me!"
"And me!"

Preview to chapter 3: The weirdness continues…and gets sort of freaky. And why is it that everyone seems to have had sex with Naraku?