Previously:
"Inuyasha…" says
Kagome
Koga and Sesshomaru both turn and stare at her.
"FUCK INUYASHA!" they both yell
A pause
"………and me!"
suggests Sesshomaru
"And me!" says Koga
"And me!" says
Sesshomaru
"And me!"
"And me!"
Chapter 3: Inuyasha and….Naraku?
Inuyasha rushes to whereever Naraku is, of course with no idea that Kagome isn't even there. Or that she's with Koga and Sesshomaru getting…back massages? Anyway, Inuyasha catches eye of Naraku.
"I Inuyasha have come
to safe my love!" announces Inuyasha
"Really?" asks
Naraku
"No, I meant Kagome"
says Inuyasha
"Oh, right! That's
right" says Naraku
"Yeah, that was only
once and we were REALLY drunk" says Inuyasha
"Actually it wasn't
once. :pause: and we weren't drunk" says Naraku
"Yeah….." says
Inuyasha
:cricket:cricket:
And I guess we'll get back to them…in a few minutes. But hey what the hell happened to Miroku and Sango? Let's find out!
"Hey…..how bout
now?" asks Miroku
"No" says Sango
5 seconds later
"Now?" asks Miroku
"No" says Sango
5 seconds later
"How about now?"
asks Miroku
"NO!" yells Sango
"…p-p-please?"
asks Miroku with BIG sparkly eyes
"No"
"God, WHY ARE WOMEN
NEVER IN THE MOOD FOR SEX?"
"Well maybe if your
penis was bigger than my pinky, it'd be more pleasurable to me. But
it's not……"
Miroku's jaw drops to the ground, some random guy picks it up and then kills himself. Miroku gets up, distressed, and walks off into the woods. Meanwhile, Koga slaps more lotion on Sesshomaru's back. They seem to be having a grand-ol-time by themselves, but nevertheless Kagome joins in too, getting a back massage from Sesshomaru.
"This is sooo sweet!"
says Koga
"Ve must not stop"
says Sesshomaru
"Inuyasha…"
"SHUT UP!" yells
Sesshomaru
Koga slaps more on Sesshomaru
"OOOOOOOH!" shouts Sesshomaru
Back to wherever Naraku is, Inuyasha rips off his shirt and slams Naraku against a wall.
"I want you Inuyasha"
shouts Naraku
"That's right"
says Inuyasha
"So if the dead are
dead but somehow not dead are they dead or just not….not dead?"
asks Kikyo to herself
"Kikyo you bitch!
What are you doing here?" yells Naraku
Kikyo wanders in the room
"Womimby" says
Kikyo
"What?" asks
Inuyasha
"Wominby" says
Kikyo
"You really are an
idiot" says Naraku as he takes out an egg-roll and stabs it into
Kagora's dead body's eye.
Kikyo walks past the both of them and wanders off
"Mmmmmmblah Shikon
Jewel" says Kikyo
"Well that ruined the
mood for sex" says Inuyasha
"Yes……yes it did"
says Naraku
Night falls. And all is well…or so it seems
Preview for Chapter 4: Alright guys, sorry about this chapter not being too funny, but I PROMISE chapter 4 makes up for it, because it's the MOST HILARIOUS chapter YET!
"You slept with
Kikyo?" yells Koga after swallowing his own vomit
"Okay, we were really
drunk" explains Miroku
"EWWWWW You NECRO!
SHE'S DEAD!" shouts Sango