Chapter 4: The Band of Liars!
Miroku runs through the woods, and is sort of annoyed that despite his moves to Sango she still hasn't slept with him. What a surprise. He sprains his groin, or lack there of, from running to much and needs to stop and rest. A voice from the woods is heard.
"Wow look at these
dragons following me. No they are called Soul Collectors. Hey that's
a cool name!"
Miroku thinks to
himself, "Who would walk in the woods and talk to herself, yet
sounds like a man? KIKYO!"
Kikyo walks out of the woods and toward Miroku
"Mmmblah Shikon
Jewel" says Kikyo
"Huh?" asks Miroku
"I'm so alone, I'm
talking to myself" says Kikyo
"You're really
weird"
"And horny"
"Ummmmmm……what
the hell?" asks Miroku
Kikyo reaches in her pocket and pulls out about 10 bottles of sake. (remember now, Inuyasha is like Mary Poppins, pockets hold a SHIT load of things)
"SAKE!" yells
Miroku, clapping his hands
"Oh no..is Miroku an
alcoholic?" asks Kikyo
"Damn you, how'd
you find my weakness?" asks Miroku
"I dunno…the author
of the story told me you dumbass. But I'll let you drink some, if
you do something for me"
"Baby, for some
alcohol, I'll do ANYTHING!"
"Anything….mmmblah
Shikon Jewel?"
Back at wherever Naraku is, he and Inuyasha decided that it's time to leave.
"Naraku, I'm going
now. I'm going to go back to Kagome" says Inuyasha
"oooooh I'm coming
too!" says Naraku
"Why?"
"Because you're my
bitch" says Naraku with a HUGE grin
"No I'm not"
"You were last night
SMUTTZY-POO!"
"Jesus Christ you've
said some dumb things before but Jesus Christ"
And Inuyasha walks out, followed by Naraku, heading toward Kagome. How's he know where Kagome is? CUZ THERE WOULDN'T BE A STORY IF HE DIDN'T KNOW! THAT'S WHY. Not too far away in the woods 2 people are walking. Bankotsu and Suikotsu!
"I really think it's
a problem that needs to be fixed" says Suikotsu
"If it has to do with
you killing men and then having your way with them I don't want any
part of that" says Bankotsu
"No, but I think it's
a problem!"
"What is the
problem?"
"Well. The fact that
we're the Band of Seven and we only have 2 members now"
Bankotsu sighs, "You
think too much. Besides, if our title was true, then I'd have to
play the saxophone"
"Oh I've always
wanted to learn an instrument" says Suikotsu clapping his hands
And they wander some more, to somewhere not too far away from Kagome. Now Sango finally wakes up from a nice night's sleep and begins on her journey to Kagome. And who decides to pop out of the woods? SHIPPO!
"FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
yells Shippo
"Shippo!" yells
Sango with her arms out
"FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
yells Shippo
"I'm going to get
Kagome"
"FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"Jesus Christ you've
said some dumb things before but Jesus Christ"
And Sango walks to Kagome, Shippo following. Sesshomaru, Koga, and Kagome are wandering as well when they come across a familiar scent, MIROKU! They rush toward it, and find something very surprising. Miroku is not only sleeping naked, he's with Kikyo! Sesshomaru's jaw drops to the floor. Koga picks it up. Kagome screams, waking up both Kikyo and Miroku. Suddenly Sango comes running through the woods and stops next to Kagome. Her jaw drops to the floor. Koga picks it up. Kikyo gets up, gets dressed, and leaves.
"Mmmmmblah Shikon
Jewel"
"Wh-wh-wh-what
happened?" asks Kagome with her right eye twitching
"You slept with
Kikyo?" yells Koga after swallowing his own vomit
"Okay, we were really
drunk" explains Miroku
"EWWWWW You NECRO!
SHE'S DEAD!" shouts Sango
"Well at least I
don't stick animals in my YOU-KNOW-WHAT!" shouts Miroku
"That was one time,
and I was very drunk" says Sango
"Miroku, you slept
with Kikyo? Sango, you DO THAT?" yells Koga
"This is fucking
gross" says Sesshomaru
So back to Inuyasha and Naraku who are walking in the woods. Suddenly Bankotsu and Suikotsu meet up with them! lightning bolt BUM BUM BUUUM!
"I hate you
Bankotsu!" yells Inuyasha
"Inuyasha….."
says Naraku
"I hate you too
Inuyasha!" yells Bankotsu
"Bankotsu…." Says
Suikotsu
"I mean, you can't
even count! Or play instruments" says Inuyasha
"I TOLD you we should
change our name!" yells Suikotsu
"Hey, FUCK YOU!"
yells Bankotsu
He takes his giant ass sword and slices Suikotsu in half.
"Shit head!" says
Bankotsu
"Inuyasha…." Says
Naraku
"Hey, FUCK YOU!"
yells Inuyasha
He takes his Tetsaiga and slices Naraku in half
"cacacacaca I am
Naraku" says Naraku
"…….I'm….Bankotsu?"
"I'm Inuyasha!"
"And his BITCH!"
says Bankotsu
"Hey, FUCK YOU!"
shouts Kikyo as she flies out of the woods and slices Bankotsu in
half
"Where the fuck you
come from?" ask Inuyasha
Kikyo, not paying
attention, "blah blah blah I'm talking to myself"
Kikyo wanders off again.
Preview to Chapter 5: It's the conclusion to Too Much Inuyasha, guaranteed to make you say "wtf?"
"You're a fucking
idiot Kagome!" yells Inuyasha
"I hate you
Inuyasha!" says Kagome
Inuyasha imitates
Kagome-"I hate you Inuyasha!'"
"Ugh! I'm leaving!"
says Kagome
Inuyasha imitates
Kagome "Ugh! I'm leaving!' This is the MILLIONTH time you've
done this! Way to be like Naraku!"
"At least she's not
gay!" says Miroku
"At least I'M not a
NECRO!" yells Inuyasha
