Chapter 4: The Band of Liars!

Miroku runs through the woods, and is sort of annoyed that despite his moves to Sango she still hasn't slept with him. What a surprise. He sprains his groin, or lack there of, from running to much and needs to stop and rest. A voice from the woods is heard.

"Wow look at these dragons following me. No they are called Soul Collectors. Hey that's a cool name!"
Miroku thinks to himself, "Who would walk in the woods and talk to herself, yet sounds like a man? KIKYO!"

Kikyo walks out of the woods and toward Miroku

"Mmmblah Shikon Jewel" says Kikyo
"Huh?" asks Miroku
"I'm so alone, I'm talking to myself" says Kikyo
"You're really weird"
"And horny"
"Ummmmmm……what the hell?" asks Miroku

Kikyo reaches in her pocket and pulls out about 10 bottles of sake. (remember now, Inuyasha is like Mary Poppins, pockets hold a SHIT load of things)

"SAKE!" yells Miroku, clapping his hands
"Oh no..is Miroku an alcoholic?" asks Kikyo
"Damn you, how'd you find my weakness?" asks Miroku
"I dunno…the author of the story told me you dumbass. But I'll let you drink some, if you do something for me"
"Baby, for some alcohol, I'll do ANYTHING!"
"Anything….mmmblah Shikon Jewel?"

Back at wherever Naraku is, he and Inuyasha decided that it's time to leave.

"Naraku, I'm going now. I'm going to go back to Kagome" says Inuyasha
"oooooh I'm coming too!" says Naraku
"Why?"
"Because you're my bitch" says Naraku with a HUGE grin
"No I'm not"
"You were last night SMUTTZY-POO!"
"Jesus Christ you've said some dumb things before but Jesus Christ"

And Inuyasha walks out, followed by Naraku, heading toward Kagome. How's he know where Kagome is? CUZ THERE WOULDN'T BE A STORY IF HE DIDN'T KNOW! THAT'S WHY. Not too far away in the woods 2 people are walking. Bankotsu and Suikotsu!

"I really think it's a problem that needs to be fixed" says Suikotsu
"If it has to do with you killing men and then having your way with them I don't want any part of that" says Bankotsu
"No, but I think it's a problem!"
"What is the problem?"
"Well. The fact that we're the Band of Seven and we only have 2 members now"
Bankotsu sighs, "You think too much. Besides, if our title was true, then I'd have to play the saxophone"
"Oh I've always wanted to learn an instrument" says Suikotsu clapping his hands

And they wander some more, to somewhere not too far away from Kagome. Now Sango finally wakes up from a nice night's sleep and begins on her journey to Kagome. And who decides to pop out of the woods? SHIPPO!

"FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" yells Shippo
"Shippo!" yells Sango with her arms out
"FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" yells Shippo
"I'm going to get Kagome"
"FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"Jesus Christ you've said some dumb things before but Jesus Christ"

And Sango walks to Kagome, Shippo following. Sesshomaru, Koga, and Kagome are wandering as well when they come across a familiar scent, MIROKU! They rush toward it, and find something very surprising. Miroku is not only sleeping naked, he's with Kikyo! Sesshomaru's jaw drops to the floor. Koga picks it up. Kagome screams, waking up both Kikyo and Miroku. Suddenly Sango comes running through the woods and stops next to Kagome. Her jaw drops to the floor. Koga picks it up. Kikyo gets up, gets dressed, and leaves.

"Mmmmmblah Shikon Jewel"
"Wh-wh-wh-what happened?" asks Kagome with her right eye twitching
"You slept with Kikyo?" yells Koga after swallowing his own vomit
"Okay, we were really drunk" explains Miroku
"EWWWWW You NECRO! SHE'S DEAD!" shouts Sango
"Well at least I don't stick animals in my YOU-KNOW-WHAT!" shouts Miroku
"That was one time, and I was very drunk" says Sango
"Miroku, you slept with Kikyo? Sango, you DO THAT?" yells Koga
"This is fucking gross" says Sesshomaru

So back to Inuyasha and Naraku who are walking in the woods. Suddenly Bankotsu and Suikotsu meet up with them! lightning bolt BUM BUM BUUUM!

"I hate you Bankotsu!" yells Inuyasha
"Inuyasha….." says Naraku
"I hate you too Inuyasha!" yells Bankotsu
"Bankotsu…." Says Suikotsu
"I mean, you can't even count! Or play instruments" says Inuyasha
"I TOLD you we should change our name!" yells Suikotsu
"Hey, FUCK YOU!" yells Bankotsu

He takes his giant ass sword and slices Suikotsu in half.

"Shit head!" says Bankotsu
"Inuyasha…." Says Naraku
"Hey, FUCK YOU!" yells Inuyasha

He takes his Tetsaiga and slices Naraku in half

"cacacacaca I am Naraku" says Naraku
"…….I'm….Bankotsu?"
"I'm Inuyasha!"
"And his BITCH!" says Bankotsu
"Hey, FUCK YOU!" shouts Kikyo as she flies out of the woods and slices Bankotsu in half
"Where the fuck you come from?" ask Inuyasha
Kikyo, not paying attention, "blah blah blah I'm talking to myself"

Kikyo wanders off again.

Preview to Chapter 5: It's the conclusion to Too Much Inuyasha, guaranteed to make you say "wtf?"

"You're a fucking idiot Kagome!" yells Inuyasha
"I hate you Inuyasha!" says Kagome
Inuyasha imitates Kagome-"I hate you Inuyasha!'"
"Ugh! I'm leaving!" says Kagome
Inuyasha imitates Kagome "Ugh! I'm leaving!' This is the MILLIONTH time you've done this! Way to be like Naraku!"
"At least she's not gay!" says Miroku
"At least I'M not a NECRO!" yells Inuyasha