AN: um yeah, so this is all conversation. yep. blame him points to Orion

Orion- oh sure, blame the muse.

I will thank you. So for my disclaimers, this could technically be anyone anywhere but it is Harry/Draco. I'm just not telling which is which :P mostly just cause I don't know either. Again, I blame Orion

Orion- sticks tongue out brat

Yep. Now on with the silliness


"I am not going out there."

"Yes you are."

"No, no I'm not."

"Yes sweetie you are. We got the skates already."

"I don't care. I'm not going out there."

"Gods you sound like you've never been skating before."

"…"

"You haven't!"

"…no…"

"How is that possible!"

"I didn't want to."

"Why not?"

"Because I didn't want to make a fool of myself."

"Well you're going out there today with me."

"No I'm not."

"Aw come on baby!"

"NO, do not give me those puppy eyes. I'm not going out there."

"Please? For me?"

"I said no and that's final. I'll sit here and watch you skate."

"I honestly don't understand how you managed to not skate at school. Everyone went out there during the weekends ever winter."

"Yes dear I know. I preferred to stay inside or watch on the shore."

"This is incredible. How did I manage to get such a wimpy boyfriend."

"I'm not wimpy. I just don't want to put on skates and go out there."

"You are too. You won't even go out there for five minutes with me. I'm going to look like an idiot alone out there."

"You will not, there are plenty of other single people out there."

"Well maybe I'll hook up with one of them and then I'll have some one to skate with."

"… You'll do no such thing."

"Then come skate with me."

"No. Sweetie, stop trying to pull off my arm. I'm not going out there. Its cold and I'm tired."

"You are not."

"I am too. You kept me up all night last night."

"Well it's hardly my fault you wanted to bottom last night. It's a rare occasion that I want to enjoy."

"I'm not going to dignify that with an answer."

"That was an answer. Now put on the bloody skates or no sex for a week."

"Wha? You can't do that!"

"Sure I can."

"You'll give in."

"No I won't."

"Yes you will."

"No dear I won't. Now put on the bloody skates."

"…Fine…"

"YES! I am victorious!"

"Don't get used to it."

"Oh stop grumbling and let me help you."

"Thank you."

"You aren't going to fall love."

"…"

"I won't let you fall."

"It's creepy."

"What is?"

"How you do that."

"Do what?"

"Know exactly what I'm thinking."

"It's a talent."

"You promise?"

"Yes."

"Then let's do this."

"YAY!"


AN:

Yah so I still have no clue what brought that on. And I know you're all angry with me for not updating any of the ones I should be updating but this one was just so cute that I had to get it out of my head. Unfortunately this will prolly be my only entry till next year. Life has simply caught up with me in the forms of finals, papers and family vacations. So I promise I'll have a whole bunch of chappys for you all next year!

OH! I'd love to hear which you think is which! so push the little review button and make me happy!