Disclaimer: I do not own these characters, nor do I want to.

Hello! This is my first attempt at Yu Yu. Go easy, k?

I'm going to tell you, I have not seen very many of the television shows, I've only read the mangas. Second-hand mangas that my friend lent me. So I'm not too into it.

Classroom

Hiei looked up from last month's issue of Playboy. His friend, Kurama, was at Yusuke's computer, groaning. "What the hell is wrong with you?" He asked.

Kurama I keep almost putting Knuckles 'cause I'm used to writing Sonic fanfics. Their names both start with "K", and they have the same hair color. Just thought it might interest you. groaned again and pointed to the computer screen. Hiei got up from his bean bag chair and looked at the screen. Just by reading two paragraphs of the "fanfics" with them in it made him groan also.

Kurama was the first to stop sounding like he was constipated. "I can't believe what our fans think about us."

Hiei nodded. "We should set them straight...er...correct."

"First off," Kurama started, "we are not, in fact, gay."

"That's right," Hiei added. "And even if I was, I could certainly do better than Kurama."

"Hey!"

"Going on," Hiei went on, "I am not capable of giving birth."

"That was a myth started by...I'm not sure who," Kurama added.

Hiei nodded again. "And I am not the one who says 'sweet snow.' That's Kurama."

Kurama scoffed. "It is, too, you. You're just embarrassed because nobody else calls 'ice cream' that."

"Maybe that's true. Moving on."

"Changing the subject," Kurama said with a rapid-change-of subject, "many of you have the wrong impression of homosexuals."

"Yes," Hiei agreed. "Even though we are not homo- (though I'm pretty sure Kurama is bi-)"

"Hey!"

"-sexuals, we support them."

"That's right, Hiei. Homosexuals do not go around raping eachother, as implied in these fanfics."

"And they do not have sex every freakin' second, as also implied in these fanfics," Hiei screamed.

"Thank you, Hiei," Kurama said calmly.

"Also," Hiei said, "In the fanfics, they often shows moi as the dominant, and Kurama as the lesser."

Kurama grinned.

"That, of course, is true, I'd just like to remind you of the fact," Hiei reminded.

"Yes..." Kurama scowled. "I would also like to remind LonelyArtist's friend, forgot her pen name, that she should not be reading those 'M' rated fanfics (nor should she be writing them, but that's she choice). Need I remind you that you are not yet 17 years of age? In two years and three months, you can read them all you want. But for now, stick to 'T' or lower Or K+. Those are the ones I read. In Sonic the Hedgehog, they're really funny. "

"And that sums it up," Hiei summed up, "I hope you enjoyed our really-short lesson. I hope you take with you a bundle of knowledge."

"Wanna make out?" Kurama asked.

"Dammit, Kurama, I'm not gay!"

The End