Chapter one

Disclaimer: We do not own Naruto... If we did all of the little Naruto boys would be rolling in chocolate…

Yummy.

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It was a happy day. The pansies were singing and the birds were dancing along.

What another happy gay day.

"And that my children is how you insert a bug into your butt... Shino." Said Iruka with a happy-go-lucky laugh, as if he had no care that he had helped Kakashi with Sex Ed class.

Of course the older man had been staring at poor Iruka's butt the whole time.

Shino let out a scream of happiness "How great!" He cried while jumping up in his seat with a bounce.

The class clapped at Iruka's wonderful explanation of bug butt sex with humans. Irkua was happy that the class went well and allowed himself to be dragged into a nearby closet by Kakashi.

"What do you think they are going to do?" Asked Kiba, who was ripping a piece of paper little by little and nibbling on the pieces he ripped.

"Most likely something suggestive." Whispered Shikamaru to himself, but of course was overheard by half of the class, which made everyone laugh loudly.

It was then that a young women with long brown hair and dark eyes walking in the room, Expecting gasps because of her beauty. Too bad basically the whole class was homosexual. The only gasp she got was from the two little lesbians in the corner, Sakura and Ino.

"O-Okay. Good morning class. My name is Sango and I'll be teaching the rest of your class. I might have to leave early because my husband's water might break." The female said happily.

"Really! Girl or boy?" Asked the cockroach on the ceiling above the class.

"We think it is a boy." Replied Sango with a wink "But you never know what magic will happen!"

"Ya, Like the kind of magic it takes to get a man pregnant." Hissed Lee with a smug look on his face.

"Well, You see, I decided that I would quite that damn show 'Inuyasha' and move to this village with my husband Miroku."

Naruto let out a sudden loud snort "Sasuke, Don't touch!" He giggled while the boy beside him began poking random parts of the blonde's body.

Ino started doing the same thing to the horny Sakura.

Sango gave the couples an odd look before turning to the black board behind her.

"Did you know that there are no black people in this village." Let out Shino while taking off his sun glasses, eyes closed "Unless you count the times when I imagine stuff."

"What the hell." Naruto murmured behind Shino's back, only to have a large piece of cockroach shit fall on his shoulder.

It was now that the class noticed the loud moans coming from the closet. Shortly after this the class left the room awkwardly.

But the class was soon blocked by a large Buddha in front of the main doors.

"Get the fuck out the way random Buddha" yelled Naruto "Me and Sasuke are going down to the porn store that also sells chocolate!"

"I'm sorry for being in your way little boy" said random Buddha and disappeared.

So now Naruto and Sasuke were free to skip to the porn and chocolate store. The two young shinobi were very excited 'Star Wars episode 54: attack of the dick' came out today.

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They arrived at the porn and chocolate store and were happy to that nobody else was there.
Well with the exception of the really, really pregnant man behind the counter.

Sasuke went over to get a copy of the movie while Naruto started a conversation with pregnant man. "Hey you must be Sango's husband!" exclaimed the happy little fox.

"Yes I am my name is Miroku and through the magic of pregnancy I am carrying our child." He replied with little dancing hearts in his eyes. Yes those stars danced they danced so happily and so magically that they could make ones soul explode with happiness. The dancing stars were interrupted when Sasuke came back with the movie and some Hershey's chocolate syrup. (Note: Hershey's is now the unofficial sponsor of gay anime chocolate usage)

"I found the last copy of the movie" he said excitedly" It was hidden behind some old Pamela Anderson stuff." All of a sudden Miroku gasped in pain. "Hey are you okay Miroku?" asked Naruto.

"I think my water just broke" grunted Miroku.

"Oh shit" muttered Sasuke.

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K0o-Chan- And that is where we leave you. I know you all will follow along! Because we have some 'Chips A Ho' For you.

kamakazikoala- That's right and if you don't I will devour you soul.

K0o-Chan- She speaks evil. Oh, As you can tell by now I did not write this on my own! Give meh buddy some..A LOT of credit too! She was the one who came up with our 'InuYasha' characters joining to goup of ninjas! Yay!