Chapter Two

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Too bad so sad.

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"Quickly Naruto get Miroku to the 'Bat mobile'!" yelled Sasuke.

"Yes sir!" replied Naruto and then tossed the pregnant monk in the back of the car. "Hey Sasuke can you drive?" asked Naruto

"No" replied Sasuke "But I think that in one of the many Batman shows that the 'Bat mobile' was able to fly."

"Oh okay" said Naruto believing anything that his boyfriend told him.

Sauke took a few moments studying the millions of buttons in the car.

"Quick Sasuke we have to get Miroku to kamakazikoala's hospital for pregnant men!" screamed Naruto.

"Damn it Naruto you're two feet away from me you don't have to be so loud." Sasuke felt a few drops of blood drip from his ears "Crap my eardrums ruptured." Sasuke would have given up but Miroku's groans of pain gave him motivation. "Damn you Bruce Wayne and your love for buttons." He mumbled while hitting a random blinking red button. With a dramatic flash of blue light the three men and the 'Bat mobile' were transported to kamakazikoala's hospital for pregnant men.

"Wow Sauke Jesus Kakashi and the Virgin Iruka are on your side." Chirped Naruto. Sasuke shot Naruto an odd look.

"You just so happened to hit the 'transport this car to kamakazikoala's hospital for pregnant men' button." Naruto said as if it was painfully obvious.

"Why the fuck would 'Batman' have a button like that in the 'Bat mobile'?" asked Sasuke. Naruto would have answered but Miroku spoke "Stop talking about the God damn button and get me in the fucking hospital!" he screamed.

"Yes sir." squeaked Sasuke and Naruto in unison.

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"Oh dear, Kakashi. You made the school supplies all messy." Iruka whined as he jumped out of the closet, only to fall like a drunken man on the floor.

Kakashi looked back into the closet as he then tripped over Iruka's limp body "Oh, Iruka! Did I fuck you so hard it hurt!" The older man giggled as he helped Iruka to his feet.

"Well, I guess you could say that." The brunette replied with a sigh "Next time you'll have to be gentler."

Kakashi nodded and then looked around the room blankly "Where did all the kids go?" He asked the empty room.

Iruka let out a shrill scream "You made me skip my class!" He yelled while placing both of his hands at the side of his head "You made me miss my damn class!"

"Ohh, I'm sorry Mr. Moan-a-lot. But I couldn't just keep staring at your cute little butt all class!"

Iruka blushed at Kakashi's comment and then looked away.

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Shino looked at the bug that was suddenly crawling on his arm. The boy was sitting under a tree with Shikamaru and Kiba, while munching on some 'Chips a' Ho'.

It seemed that his two friends couldn't stop looking at each other.

"So, Shino. You going out with anyone?" Kiba peeped while scooting closer to the shy Shikamaru.

"Yep. She-Hulk the cockroach." He smiled under his white jacket and peered over his dark sun glasses, which seemed to hide two black eyes.

Kiba let out a snort of laughter and rolled on his back while tears streamed down his face "Cockroach!"

It was then that Shikamaru shivered and jumped on the rolling boy "COME HERE BITCH!" He yelled while throwing off his shirt.

Shino looked at his friends oddly then laughed "Screw you." He mumbled "NOBODY APPRECIATES OUR LOVE! I'M GOING TO GO BE THE 'NINJA 50 CENT'!" Shino bellowed in rage.

Kiba and Shikamaru stopped stripping each other and stared at their race confused friend. "I hate to tell you this Shino, but you're not black." said Kiba sadly.

"But don't worry we're behind you 100 percent. Hahaha" Shikamaru laughed at his first attempt at a joke.

"Shut up bitch." said Kiba while slapping him.

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kamakazikoala- That's right I have a hospital for pregnant men but it is hidden some where.

K0o-Chan- Heh, I'm really sorry if any of the crap we put in this story offends any one. But like the summery said: CARCK! And I work at that bunny village with Haku and Zubaza!

kamakazikoala- Yes, I am truly sorry if you are offeneded but alas we are but misguided West Virginian youth.