Disclaimer: I Do Not Own Hellsing… IDNOH

Chapter One

" Sir Integra?"

An already annoyed Integra looked up from her seemingly never endless piles of paperwork. " What is it Agent Victoria? I've got a lot of work to complete, so hurry up." Seras flinched at her tone but straightened up and cleared her throat.

" Well.. I was wondering if…" As though remembering something, Seras looked around her and narrowed her eyes. Taking on a secretive air, she leaned herself over the desk and brought her face within inches of Integra's face.

" Agent Victoria… I think you should remove myself from my office…" Instead, Seras put her fingers to her lips in the universal sign of 'sh', and whispered urgently in her ear for a long while. Once she was sure that her point had gotten across, she stood up straight, and looked imploringly at Integra.

Integra, however, looked stunned. After another minute or so, she said in her normal voice, " You have my permission, Agent Victoria. And Alucard shall know nothing of it… Now leave please…" Having said that, Integra bent back over her desk as Seras saluted.

She quickly about faced and exited the room. Once the doors were closed, she squealed in joy and hopped even higher than she thought possible. She then shook her head and pushed the thought back in her mind so that her Master would be unable to read her thoughts.

" Oh but I've got so much to do…" She continued to mumble to herself as she quickly walked down to her room.

(Alucard's P.O.V)

Seras having gone to see Sir Integra for something was strange enough, but coming out of the room hopping and squealing for joy just brought that strangeness to a whole other level.

Being Alucard, he decided to pry into this. Police Girl will hide nothing from me. Phasing through the wall, he walked nonchalantly over to her desk and placed his hand over the paper she was currently bent over.

Sighing, she sat up, rubbing the bridge of her nose. " What is it Alucard. What do you want now…"

" Oh Master, come now, do I ever truly need something?"

Integra stared at him for a few moments. " What the hell are you talking about?"

" Police Girl just visited you, correct?"

" Why is it any of your concern what Agent Victoria is doing at any given time?"

" It's my job to know. Why did she just visit you?"

" She wanted to know if there are going to be any missions later. Now get out. I have a mountain of paperwork." Grumbling with a sour look on his face, Alucard turned and stalked out through the door. If it was the last thing he did, he was going to find out what his pet was going to do.

(Seras P.O.V)

" Ahh! Where did I put it! Oh! Yes! I knew I hadn't lost it yet!" Although standing in a small pile of clothes, she was holding a small brown package. Looking stealthy, she placed the package in small backpack that she had found laying around.

A proud grin played across her face as she twirled around her table, eyes closed, already imagining the wonderful things that would start happening so very-

" Oof! Oh! Master! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to bump into you, but you can't just appear in my room you know…" Alucard stood looming above her as always. Oddly, he said nothing, but soon after she could feel a strong tendril of thought snaking it's way into her mind.

" Master! Stop that!" She managed to push, with difficulty, Alucard's thought tendril out of her mind. A low growling noise was heard from her. Before she could move, Alucard grabbed her by the shoulders and shook her, bringing his face close.

" What is going on? What are you up to!"

" Master! Let go! It's none of your business!"

" I'll learn eventually Police Girl, don't you worry about that…" Before Seras could think of a meaningful curse to yell at him, he vanished quickly. Unfortunately for Seras, he had been holding her above the ground, and as he had vanished he had let her go above the ground. Therefore, her poor bottom landed harshly on the cold floor.

" Awww, Master, that hurt…" She pursed her lips as she crossed her arms over her chest. A moment later, once she was sure that Alucard had left, she allowed a grin one more play it's way across her face. For now, she was free to do what she had planned, and Alucard would never know.

She tilted her head back and let out a laugh.

No, I don't know what it is with me and Hellsing fics… And no, I do not have issues… Okay maybe I do. I made this up on a whim, so whatever, I like it. By the by, do you have any idea what it is that she plans on doing? Just try to guess… :laughs maniacally: