Chapter Three

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Happy?

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Naruto smiled when he saw Sango, Miroku, and their daughter together. He then turned to Sasuke "Sasuke do you think that we could ever have a child?" asked the little fox. "Hell no!" replied Sasuke. After helping kamakazikoala with Miroku's emergency c-section he didn't want to go through any of that fucked up shit ever again. "Please." Naruto pleaded with sparkly little blue fox eyes. Unable to resist Sasuke gave in to the eyes. "Fine but only if we adopt." He said flatly.

Naruto jumped up and down "OMG!" He squealed happily as he planted a kiss on Sasuke's cheek.

It was then that a young man walking into the room, holding a small white bunny "A free bunny for your child birth." The man said all cute like.

"H-HAKU?" Screamed Naruto and Sasuke together with wide eyes "We killed you in episode seventeen or eighteen!"

Haku giggled "I'm the little sprite that hunts this happy little hospital. And guess who else is here? My rapist Zaubaza! "

"Oh, That is just great." growled Sasuke.

"Hey what's with the basket full of little white bunnies?" asked Naruto with glittering eyes.

"Oh, the bunnies. They are just so cute! So babies need bunnies!" Replied Haku all happy like.

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After a good nights rest Shino '50 cent' Aburame and She-Hulk the man cockroach were ready for a day full of random rapping. " Okay '50 cent' you gotta sow your shit ghetto style, you dig?" asked She-Hulk. "Yeah I'm ready. I'll show those player hating crackers that I can actually do something original." Replied '50 cent'.

"All right your first lesson in gangster ethics is how to bust a cap up in someone's ass." Said the man roach.

"Okay, I'm ready baby!"

"Okay, Second lesson is… You don't say 'baby' unless referring to a chick." The roach laughed "Alright, I want to hear sooma dat rappen!"

"Okay!"

'I'm gonna rape yo chickan and shove dat crap up jo ass!

And we be like hell ya! Like some type of weird ass drug! We be like we be pimps up in da house! WOOW WOOW!

Like we be rappas up in herr!

Me friends are like therr and thay say 'You an't black' and I be all like yaaaa! So what if I ain't balck! I'm black inside.

Now me dog pimp is like playen that rappa game and he be like HELLS YA BITCHES1'

The roach man just looked at Shino blankly.

"Okay, First of: That was crap. Second, Your friends are right. You aren't black." The roach man finally said with a loud cough at the end.

" Oh so that shit wasn't ghetto enough for you!" said Shino starting to cry.

"Aww don't be like that bitch." Said roach man "Come on have a hug"

Shino shuffled over to roach man and hugged him. "That's right who's my little gangster." Cooed roach man

" I am." Said Shino his confidence returning.

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Gaara looked over to his castle with a blank look "No, I'm the king. You're the queen." He argued with the boy sitting across from him in the sand box.

"Why, I'm not a girl." Lee cried with a small frown. "I don't want to be queen of the castle."

"I'd let you be king, Lee, but I am more manly than you." Said Gaara with a smirk.

Lee gave a small nod a sigh, it was true. Gaara always got the top.

"Fine, I'm the queen." He let out.

Gaara let out a fan girl type giggle "So cute, My little bitch." The red head began smoothing the castle.

"Hey, Is it just me or dose this castle look like my penis." Lee blushed.

"It is just you, Because I wanted the castle to look like mine." Gaara replied with a big grin.

Lee looked at the castle blankly.

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Kakashi and Iruka were on their way to the porn and chocolate store. They were holding hands singing and skipping down the road. Thus disturbing the already homophobic village even more. The two were on their way to pick up a copy of 'Star Wars Episode 54: Attack of the Dick'. Upon arriving at the store the ninjas found it empty and unprotected.

Kakashi let out a shrill giggle "Perfect! Now we have to store all to ourselves!" The older man giggled while letting go of Iruka's hand and skipping off to pull out a book from the shelf.

"Come on Kakashi, I don't think we should." Iruka peeped while walking over to the silver haired man and slipping the book out of his grasp.

"Aww, Iruka you are such a goody two shoes! Come on, Just a little peek. Not much could hurt." Kakashi smiled with puppy dog eyes.

Iruka looked away with a loud sigh "Alright. But I get a peek too!" He coughed.

Kakashi giggled while slipping the book from Iruka and opening it to the first page.

"OH MY GOD!" Both men cried as Kakashi dropped the book.

"That is something we haven't done yet."

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Kiaba and Shikamaru had a great night. They had run out to the unprotected porn and chocolate store and took all of the chocolate that they could.

Both boys had ran away to Kiba's house to melt the chocolate and roll in it like the cute little boys that they were.

"Awwie, Look at my cute little piggy." Shikamaru smirked while poking Kiba on the face with a chocolate covered finger.

Kiba let out a happy little piglet snort and licked the chocolate finger in his face.

"And how is my little deer?" The dog boy laughed.

All of a sudden Shikamaru sat up in the chocolate with a blush "I'm not a deer." He replied with a frown as he folded his arms across his bare chocolate covered chest.

Kiba laughed "Aww, Then what are you?"

"A buck."

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K0o-Chan- It is 4:30 a.m, And the morning is young..DAMN IT!

kamakazikoala- That's right and it's just about time for my 4:34 episode of randomness.

K0o-Chan- God Bless you.