Chapter Four

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But we do own you.

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After standing in Miroku's hospital room for over a day Naruto realized that the happy parents hadn't named their child yet. " Hey Miroku." called Naruto " What are you going to name your daughter ?"

" Well I was thinking of calling her Lil' Slugger ." replied Miroku with a stupid smile.

" What the hell kind of name is Lil' Slugger!" roared an outraged Sango.

" It's the name of one hell of a future baseball player." Said Miroku.

" Do we even have baseball in this world?" asked a confused Sasuke.

" I don't think so. We don't have time for sports. All we ever do is bleed and angst." Naruto said smartly.

"Well I still think it's a good name." said Miruko "And I will invent the sport of baseball one day, even though I have no clue what the hell it is."

"Well I'm glad the baby has a name now." Said Haku appearing with a basket of milk chocolate bunnies.

Naruto looked over at Haku with a big smile "Hey, Those bunnies are turning me on." He whispered while eyeing Sasuke "How about you guys?"

"Sadly I'm not gay." Miroku sniffed.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'SADLY'?" Sango yelled while hitting the man in the white bed.

Which made Lil' Slugger cry.

"Wait..How dose a man breast feed a damn baby?" Miroku asked while lifting up his shirt to look at his nipples.

Naruto grabbed Lil' Slugger from Miroku and gabbed the baby to his chest as he lifted up his shirt "SUCK! SUCK!" He cried as the baby kept crying.

Sango screamed and took the baby from the horny blond "No, No! I'll try!" And she went off into a corner to feed the baby.

Sasuke and Haku looked at Naruto "What the hell was that?" Sasuke asked with a hiss.

"I was trying to feed the baby… With pleasure." Replied the blond.

"We are going home."

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Back at '50 cent's' house he and man roach had successfully busted a cap into 76 pedestrians asses. "Young jedi you r training is going well." Said man roach in Yoda like voice.

"What the fuck" said a confused Shino "I'm a gangster not some pansy jedi!"

The roach man looked at Shino sadly "I only wanted to make my lil gangsta happy." The roach sniffed.

Shino ran over to the roach but accidentally tripped and fell onto his lover…

"Oh shit. Roach man?"

Silence.

"OH SHIT!" Shino stood up and looked on his white shirt, which now had the limbs of his previous lover.

"OH GOD NO!'

Sniffing sadly Shino pulled doo rag out of pocket. But this no ordinary doo rag this was a special angsting doo rag.

"This calls for a rap of hate and angst."

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Naruot and Sasuke steeped out of the 'Bat mobile' and walked into their happy little house. The house was bright blue and sang with the birds and flowers every morning. "Hey you two" said Mr. House.

"Hi Mr. House." Said the boys. They then went inside and got ready to watch their 'Star Wars' gay porn.

Out of curiosity Naruto decided to see what the movie was rated.

It was rated 'adult's only' for the following: use of drugs. Sex, extreme violence, extreme gore, language, content that isn't good, and suggestive 'light saber' themes. WARNING: keep away from small children. If you know that a child has seen this bring them to therapy immediately. Also if ingested call a poison help hotline. And remember 'may the force be with you'.

"Well, That is just funky." Naruto sneered as he pointed to the warning to Sasuke. Who just giggled "That is great."

"I know. 'May the force be with you' Sasuke!"

Sasuke got a perverted look on his face "What force?"

"Shut-up. No look who is a horny bitch?"

" Damn it lets just watch the movie." Mumbled Mr. House.

After two hours of happiness Naruto, Sasuke, and Mr. House were left with some favorite scenes like:

" Yoda what are you doing with that light saber!",

"I didn't know Jar-Jar Binks and Chewbacca!", and their favorite,

"Luke get in my pants."

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kamakazikoala- That was the funniest and most offensive chapter yet, It will get worse.

K0o-Chan- Yep, Cause Luke will get in YOUR pants... muffiens and sheep.

NOTE: It is 6:00 am..

No sleep yet!