Chapter 5

Disclaimer: We DO NOT OWN nagefwhnkjhfejhfksh

Or Naruto.

Bitch.
Oh, And we don't own Master Chang. . . But we are his girlfriends. Really.

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"I love my new penis."

"Yes . . . It is great."

"Fuck you, Neji the Nazi."

"No, Piñata Hinata the SHEMAN!"

"DING DING DING DING DING"

"Who the hell are you!"

"I'm Masta Chang!"

"THE GREATEST TAI-KWON-DO MASTER?"

"DING DING DING DING!"

"Golly gee it's an honor to meet you."

Neji looked over to the Korean Tai-Kwon-Do master from West Virginia; the young ninja had stars in his eyes from meeting his idol.

Hinata just went into a corner to masturbate with her new penis.

"I've always wanted to be just like you tell me about your youth."

"Well I grew up in South Korea and I was a Korean Gangster. One time we were going to fight with fifty people. But you no have one person on one side and three on the other. That be no fight. But we had fifty people here and fifty people there so we had fight. But I got stabbed in the shoulder and I go to the hospital. Then I stop being a gangster and join the army. I was going to go to war but became a Tai-Kwon-Do instructor. The End."

By the end of the story Neji had broken down crying.

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"Meow."

"MEOW"

"Naruto, you are not a cat! You are a damn fox!"

"No! I wanna make a noise!"

"Then go: Yip!"

"Yip!'

"MEEEOOOWWW!"

Naruto and Sasuke were both dressed up as animals. Naruto was a fox and Sasuke was a cat. Why? We all don't know why. Maybe it was another one of their random fetishes. Most likely.

Naruto bit at Sasuke's cat ear playfully, Sasuke screamed in pain as he beat his head on the floor.

"AGGGGAAAGAGAGA!" He screamed holding at the fake cat ear as if it were real. . . The scary thing was. . . That it was really bleeding.

Naruto then began to scream and point at the puddle of blood that Sasuke was rolling in.

Mr. House just laughed and made a comment about how silly those gay boys were.

Not being able to think of anything better to do, Naruto decided to rush Sasuke to the hospital. So he threw Sasuke in the Bat Mobile and drove off to kamakazikoala's hospital for pregnant men. "Naruto I'm not pregnant I won't be allowed in." wined Sasuke between screams. "Like hell they will!" growled Naruto. Sasuke just gave Naruto a blank look and passed out.

When he came to he was in a bed and he felt something sitting on him. He opened his eyes expecting to see Naruto but saw a cute little bunny instead.

"Welcome to Kamakazikoala's hospital for pregnant men, please hold on a minute while we wait for Doctor Zabuza." Said a happy-go-lucky Haku. In the background elevator music was playing.

"Hum. WTF? NARUTO?"

Naruto smiled over to his boyfriend at the side of the hospital bed he way lying in. The bunny was hopping up and down on Sasuke's balls.

Naruto got jealous so he picked up the bunny and threw it against the wall.

"FUCK YOU GAY BUNNY!"

"NARUTO! DON'T BE MEAN TO MR. NIBBLES!"

"Who?"

"Mr. Nibbles."

Haku clapped his hands happily and started to dance and twirl.

"MR. NIBBLES!" Haku chanted happily.

"Hello, I'm doctor Zabuza." Said a man walking into the room, he had a long coat that was covered in blood and he had no eyebrows. . WTF?

"What is your problem?" He asked stupidly as he looked over to Sasuke, who was eyeing the missing eyebrows with a twitch of his eye.

"N-Nothing is our problem." Sasuke muttered looking over to Naruto with a glare.

Naruto grinned stupidly and shrugged "Could you tell us if Sasuke's pregnant?"

"Sure."

"Hey, Guess what?" Haku yelled with a wave of both his arms "Mr. Nibbles is a girl!"

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Authors note:

'Ding Ding Ding Ding!' is what Master Chang says it means 'Correct' or 'Good job'.

Another note:

Master Chang is a REAL person. I swear to god he is. And yes, He was a real Korean gangster.

Master Chang is our Tai-Kwon-Do teacher . . . We both love him so much. . . I know we both are having an affair with him.