Chapter 6

Declaimer: We do NOT; I repeat DO NOT own Naruto, If we did . . . We

Wouldn't be the losers we are now.

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"Uhh. . . Kakashi? I have some. . . News."

"What is it, Iruka?"

"Well . . . I took a pregnancy test. . ."

"WHY THE HELL DID YOU TAKE A PREGANCY TEST? YOU'RE A MAN!"
" Well, I didn't have my period for a while so. . . I took a test."

"Period? Oh, Great."

"Well it came up positive. You're going to be a daddy!"

"And what would that make you?"

"The mom of course."

Kakashi stared at his boyfriend dumbstruck, As if he were all of a sudden hit by lightning. Well, It wouldn't be so bad, Right? At least Iruka wasn't the only pregnant man in the village. Gay men were popular!

"Well, have you seen the doctor?"

"Not yet, I have to call and make an appointment."

". . . Maybe I should take a pregnancy test too. ."

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Gaara was crying as Lee pulled him by the hand past the elephant exhibit. Gaara had been taken out of his sand box just to see animals mate, kill each other, eat, and act like ass holes. This was a bunch of bull shit.

Lee looked back to the crying red head with a roll of his eyes "You have got to come out of that sandbox some times."

"I'm sorry mamma, I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry but I'm cleaning out my sandbox."

Shino rapped in the bear cage, bobbing his head up and down as if doing some sort of tribal dance. Everyone came to look and point at the boy with hard core rapping skillz.

The bears really didn't give a fuck so they started to attack Shino.

Lee pulled the crying Gaara over to see why the crowed was making such a fuss. As soon as Gaara saw what was happening he pointed and laughed. Lee screamed.

Gaara gave Lee a weird look but he soon let out a gasp.

"THE TESTICAL OCTOPUSE!"

The people all screamed and ran away while Lee began to hump the octopus happily.

Gaara got mad and killed the octopus and then Lee was sad.

THE END!

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"Well, that was fucking retarded." Naruto hissed as he looked away from the TV screen in the hospital. Shino threw a tick at the blonde's head. Gaara farted. Lee started going off about how much work he had put into the movie and that he shouldn't have bothered to come visit Sasuke in the hospital.

Sasuke was still staring at the TV screen.

Haku was busy giggling and bouncing around the room like a bunny, Then Shino threw a tick at him too which knocked the ass hole out like a dead deer.

"Chocolate fight!" Cried Lee gaily as he pulled out a Willy Wonka chocolate bar from out of his pocket and threw it at Gaara who had been picking at his nose.

Sasuke's cat ears began to spurt blood and he passed out.

THE END!

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Mr. House smiled. What a funny TV show. What a funny world they live in.

THE END!

(For real.)

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Kamakazikoala-I only wrote two sentences.

Ko-Toni – DAMN STRAIGHT! I worked my ass off you nigga!
Throws a porn book in Koala's face and dances around her body. . .Cause she fell. . .down.