Chapter 7

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"Sasuke I have bad news!"

"What is it Dr. Zabuza?"

"Well after running many, many tests I figured out that those cat ears have fused themselves to your skull."

"NOOO!"

"You mean Sasuke gets to be a cat forever?" asked Naruto with much hope that his lover could be a little kitty kat.

"Yes he does." Replied Dr. Zabuza with a small nod of his head

"Sasuke, I've got good news though!" Added the doctor "I just saved fifteen percent on my car insurance with the gecko!"

"Fuck you."

Sasuke's head dropped, he looked at his hands sadly as Naruto left to room happily. . . He was a cat. A fucking four legged animal that goes 'meow' all the time.

The doctor and his nurse Haku left the room to do other business while they let the angst filled Sasuke sulk in his hospital bed.

"You think you have it bad." Came a voice from the other side of the room.

Sasuke looked up bewildered as he searched for where the voice came from.

"Over here dumb ass."

"Oh."

On the other side of the room there was a man. . The man had long black hair and glasses. . Then it hit Sasuke!

"OMG, you are Jin from 'Samurai Champloo'!" Sasuke gasped as he pointed to the older man in shock.

"Yes."

"What happened to you?"

"I can't run."

"Why is that?"

"Every time I run I fall on my face and turn crippled."

". . . Why?"

"BECAUSE I'M COOL!"

"Oh, I can live with that explanation."

"Yes now be quiet or you'll wake up Timothy."

"Who?"

"Timothy." Jin repeated as he picked up a stuffed blue octopus beside him.

"He gets grumpy if he doesn't take his nap."

". . ."

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"TWENTY NINE BOTTLES OF URINE ON THE WALL!"

"Shut-up Shikamaru! Pee and poop jokes are so yesterday."

"Fine be that way, Bitch."

"Oh, no you didn't?"

"Oh, yes I did."

Kiba looked at the ground in defeat, Shikamaru had actually had beaten him in an argument.

Wait, Kiba had an idea!

"YOUR MAMMA IS SO FA-"

"Yo, that ain't cool." Came a voice from the other side of Kiba. It was the cool rappa Shino!

"W- What can I say then, the ninja fifty cent?"

"Tell him that he ain't gonna get fucked tonight."

"YA!"

Kiba turned back over to Shikamaru and pointed a finger "I'M NOT GONNA FUCK YOU TONIGHT!"

Shikamaru fell back as if those words had hit him hard. . But they only hit him lightly.

Shino nodded in approval and poofed out of the room to go to a random rap battle.

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"Uhh. . . Iruka."

"Humm?"

"I-I took a pregnancy test too. . . "

"Oh fuck."

"Ya . . . I'm gonna have a baby too . . . Which brings me to an important question: HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET INSIDE ME?"

"Hahaha, about that. . ."

"Yes, please do tell."

"I raped you when you were sleeping."

". . . . YOU ARE THE UKE!"

"I KNOW! I'M SORRY BUT YOU ALWAYS GET THE FUN WHILE I'M CRYING MY HEART OUT BECAUSE YOU HAVE A BIG PENIS!"

"Fine. . . We are equal."

"Should we start thinking about the babies?'

"No they can take care of themselves, just like I had to."

"You had to take care of yourself when you were in your mother's belly?"

"Yep, I had to fight wolves and everything."

"I'm sorry but that's bullshit."

"But it's true."

". . . .There are no wolves in my belly."

"I bet there are bears."

". . . Kakashi, shut-up."

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"Hinata leave me the hell alone."

"No I love you Neji!"

"But I hate you and your new penis so get the hell away from me. I like boobies!"

"I still have mine."

"NO YOU DON'T! I DON'T LIKE YOUR BOOBIES!"

"What is wrong with my penis?"

"It disturbs me. . . It moves . . . Urge."

"Well I'm sure we can think of some way to be together."

"NO I HATE YOU! CRAWL IN A DAMN HOLE AND DIE DEVIL CHILD!" Neji proceeded to flick holy water at Hinata.

"IT BURNS!" cried Hinata as her flesh was burning off.

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Ko-Toni- Next chapter it is gonna be Halloween! I know we are late but who gives a damn! We went to a damn party on Halloween and took fangirl pictures!

Kamakazikoala-That's right!