Title: Cordelia!
Summary: Some Stupid Second Season Silliness
Spoilers: BtVS:BBB
Disclaimer: Characters and setting belong to Joss Whedon, ME, and/or 20th Century Fox. Song by Paul Simon. I make no money from this endeavor nor is there any intent to deprive the copyright holders of their due.
AN: Sung to the tune of Simon & Garfunkel's "Cecilia"
AN2: If you don't know the song...you need to get out more.
AN3: Only found out the other day this kind of thing is called a 'filk'. Huh, the things you learn!
Cordelia, you've taken my heart!
You've insulted my manliness daily
Oh Cordelia, I know I'm a dweeb
I'm begging you please be my Queen
Cordelia, you stomped on my heart!
At the Bronze
you so publicly dumped me
Oh Cordelia, I know there is love
Still begging you please be my Queen
(be my
Queen)
Making out in the afternoon with Cordelia
Off in
the closet room
(making out)
I go up to give her my
heart
when I look back to her
we are broken apart
Cordelia, I'll take back that heart
It goes in the
trash where our love went!
Woah Cordelia, I blackmailed a witch
You'll suffer the same when I dump you
(suffer
the same)
Celebration
She loves me again!
She told off
those sheep and we're walkin'
Exhilaration
She
loves me again!
And before them we'll pretend t'be fightin'