Chapter 8

Declaimer: Do we really need to tell you this again?

HAPPY LATE HALLOWEEN!

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Sasuke was sulking in his hospital bed.

"Can't you think of a better costume than a cat?"

"…No I can't, I just can't do it Naruto."

"Why not! Jin is being creative he's going as an octopus."

"Timothy and I are gonna get more candy than anyone." Came Jin's voice from across the room.

"But you're going as a fox Naruto, that isn't creative at all."

"GRRRRR! I don't care anymore Sasuke. I'm going to be cuter than you!" Naruto then rushed out of the room in tears.

"You just got told." Jin smirked.

"Shut the hell up you fucking octopus."

"Hey, you hurt Timothy's feeling."

". . . . I'm starting to think you aren't cool any more."

"SHUT-UP I'M EMO!" He burst into tears as he threw his blue octopus at Sasuke's cat ears . . . Which made Sasuke pass out.

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"Trick-or-Treat!" Came many voices in unison as a door opened and a women began to giggle about how cute the little 'children' were as she passed out candy to them all, giving an extra to the cute blue octopus.

"I told you guys that I'd get more candy than you."

"Aren't you a bit to old for trick-or-treating?" asked a little kid dressed as a samurai.

Jin felt fire burning in his eyes "AHHH GOD MY EYES ARE ON FIRE SOMEONE GET ME SOME WATER!" After Jin put out the fire in his eyes he chased after the little samurai around the villege and pulled out his sword. "DIE YOU LITTLE POSER!"

The child screamed in terror and tried to escape but was tripped by Timothy then decapitated by Jin. "We sure are a good team aren't we?" Jin then asked his plush friend.

"Yo that's one crazy motha fucka." Shino the cockroach said as he looked over to his group of friends and pointed over at Jin with an eyebrow raised.

The rainbow caterpillar Lee simply shrugged his shoulders "Maybe the candy is getting to his head?"

The cat Sasuke was ignoring the groups conversation now that he didn't think Jin was cool anymore he wouldn't protect his idol. . . WAIT? Didn't Jin just run after that child? RUN?

Sasuke felt his face grow hot with anger as he turned around to face Jin, eye twitching madly "JIN I THOUGH YOU COULDN'T RUN?" He yelled at the older man as he stomped forward and pointed a paw at him.

Jin the octopus shrugged and kissed Timothy "I need motivation to run. That is only why a samurai runs, because we have motivation."

". . . .I'll never understand you."

"Well I'm still better than you."

Naruto was eating his candy as the group walked along the dark village. The village was very bright we Halloween lights, though, as small trick-or-treaters ran from house to house screaming at each other and throwing candy . . . Retarded children.

Gaara the bucket of sand was happily throwing his own candy at the ugly children that didn't have anyone to trick-or-treat with; their pitiful existence made Gaara laugh and point.

Neji the priest was busy flicking holy water at all the gay people . . . which was almost the whole village as the devil Hinata was trying to find his beloved cousin.

Neji ran over to Naruto and the other "You guys have to help me. I've seen hell."

"Holy Shit what did it look like?"

"Well Kiba, it isn't pretty, it's Hinata."

"NOOOOOO!" the entire group collectively screamed.

"Calm down my children. I f you follow me God will help you find salvation. Even is you're all gay." He glanced at Jin "Or in his case fucking crazy."

Shikamaru the BUCK head butt Kiba and started to giggle like crazy as he ran around in a circle.

"OH MY GOD! SOMEBODY HELP! HE GOT CANDY POSINED!" Kiba screamed and pointed at his lover while jumping up and down.

Shino screamed and started saying some random wigger words and he look bewildered at the crazy buck.

Sasuke's eyes widened in terror and he mindlessly pointed across the street. "What's the matter Sasuke?" Naruto asked while tugging on Sasuke's tail. "M-MY b-brother and his boyfriend." Sasuke stammered.

The group of children and Jin looked in the direction of Sasuke's pointing finger. And there in the glow of a street light were two people. One dressed as weasel and the other dressed as a shark (Even though he was already one.).

"Oh fuck."

"Did my little brother just cuss?"

"NO!"

"Yes. I heard."

Itachi ran up to his younger brother and hugged him as hard as he could, cooing over the little cat boy as he stroked his head happily. Naruto cursed under his breath, not wanting his boyfriend to be touched by a freaking weasel.

"GET YOUR LITTLE PAWS OFF HIM!" Yelled Naruto as he threw a box of nerds at the oldest Uchiha.

Itachi growled and clung onto Sasuke even more "No, I don't want to and
I don't have to if I don't want to!"

Sasuke was just standing there numbly, he was in the middle of a flashback.

"Brother I don't think you should do that." said a five year old Sasuke. "No it's perfectly okay to do this." Smiled Itachi evilly as he continued to molest his little brother. "Well if you say so….."

Sasuke snapped back to reality and started to scream "NOO DON'T TOUCH ME BROTHER IT ISN'T NORMAL FOR YOU TO DO THAT!"

Sasuke then fell over and started to spasm on the ground. Naruto looked at the cat boy and poked him with a stick. "I'LL KILL YOU BASTARD YOU BROKE SASUKE!"

Kisame calmly walked over and assessed the situation. He screamed a grabbed Itachi. "I WON'T LET ANYONE HURT MY LITTLE WEASEL!" He cried and ran off.

"Ha, I still got more candy than anyone else." Said Jin stupidly.

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